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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

I still think that Trump should pardon Hillary

while this would be hilarious, i am curious what he would pardon her for

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Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

PISSS stupid webms

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:34

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Turdfuzz posted:

oiled n ready why did u come back

because if people ask this

sexpig by night posted:

where'd you find this quote

ive been gone too long

e: i get it may be a joke but clearly he is not familiar with my body of work either way

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Epic High Five posted:

now do this by people who are affected by each

(f-35 gonna own)

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Rocks posted:

Republicans should pass a bill to execute Hillary for high treason, that'll get them libs

srsly for a moment this used to be possible in good ol'england but the constitution specifically forbids congress from pass bills to convict someone in two different places

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/barry/status/890395267417157638

drat millennials.

nice

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/barry/status/890395267417157638

drat millennials.

something awful
news forum

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Typo posted:

why not hillary too?

They are building their case!

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

while this would be hilarious, i am curious what he would pardon her for

can you pardon someone for crimes they haven't committed

cuz it'd be pizzagate

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/barry/status/890395267417157638

drat millennials.

somethingawful.com forum (news)

:thunk:

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Schnorkles posted:

while this would be hilarious, i am curious what he would pardon her for

doesn't really matter. he can issue a blanket pardon if he wants.

bonus points if it's a pardon for killing Seth rich

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

because if people ask this

ive been gone too long

e: i get it may be a joke but clearly he is not familiar with my body of work either way

trust me
u havent

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:35

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

time to storm lowtax's villa and institute rule of the worker

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:36

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Schnorkles posted:

while this would be hilarious, i am curious what he would pardon her for

Being a woman, collusion with foreign interests, running a dirty campaign.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:36

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

tramp stamp but instead its a trump stamp

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:36

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

somethingawful.com forum (news)

tbh this thread is a better source of aggregated news than most places

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Montasque posted:

They are building their case!

is seth rich and jodie foster ever going to see justice?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/barry/status/890395267417157638

drat millennials.

dead gay forums

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

that many 25-34 year olds still actively read pitchfork

I know we are all adult children basically but that's just sad

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

millennials are killing the dead comedy forums (news) industry

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

386-SX 25Mhz VGA: Jan 14, 2003; (C) American Megatrends Inc.,

trump pardons hillary for colluding with Russian to influence the 2016 elections

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

doesn't really matter. he can issue a blanket pardon if he wants.

bonus points if it's a pardon for killing Seth rich

vince foster my dude

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/890385525668007938

*sigh*

Sure, fine.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:37

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Oiled and Ready posted:

because if people ask this

ive been gone too long

e: i get it may be a joke but clearly he is not familiar with my body of work either way

its more like :chloe:

why? not

why? hth

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:38

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

bump_fn posted:

tramp stamp but instead its a trump stamp

military needs pills for their trump stumps

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:38

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

the real boss baby

is trump

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:38

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I'm a cuccboi for the Zuccboi!

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:38

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

do you think trump will tweet "seth rich" at least once while in office?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:38

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/890401129980350465

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:39

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Turdfuzz posted:

trust me
u havent

aw did i weird you out sayin i had read your post history

dont worry, i dont remember it, if i have returned to posting you can bet i am in a very baloogan period

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:39

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

I remember a time when I thought we would all be making "first husband" jokes about Bill Clinton. It feels like a lifetime ago...

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:39

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

kaleedity posted:

military needs pills for their trump stumps

"i cant pump my trump stump"
- a u.s. soldier maybe

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:40

386-SX 25Mhz VGA: Jan 14, 2003; (C) American Megatrends Inc.,

dying inside every time I see NYT describe plans to kill millions of people as "less ambitions than hoped" or "somewhat more modest than planned"

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:40

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

please respect this forums orientation and vital status

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

trump's brains are likely to turn into mush on television slowly over the next couple of years.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

I remember a time when I thought we would all be making "first husband" jokes about Bill Clinton. It feels like a lifetime ago...

tbh he's probably flirting with the same interns

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:41

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/890401129980350465

HHH mmm

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:41

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

so did that fake kids note go anywhere or did something even stupider happen after that

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:41

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/890401129980350465

Followed closely by the man to his right's combover

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

aw did i weird you out sayin i had read your post history

dont worry, i dont remember it, if i have returned to posting you can bet i am in a very baloogan period

i dont recall u sayin u read my post history
kinda rapey tho ngl

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