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man hope hicks has garbage taste in who she fucks.
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I'd believe it except the tie's too short.
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Feb 7, 2018 23:38
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The news about the economy is good because the news about the economy is great
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Feb 7, 2018 23:40
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lmbo, Russians penetrated state voter rolls in 2016: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/russians-penetrated-u-s-voter-systems-says-top-u-s-n845721
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Groovelord Neato posted:man hope hicks has garbage taste in who she fucks. The only good news in this situation imo
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Feb 7, 2018 23:48
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/961365485165137925
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Feb 7, 2018 23:50
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cnut posted:I'd believe it except the tie's too short. "Dress me up like that desert tank guy... What's his name...Bommel, Pommel?" *Mike Pence breathlessly explodes through the wall*
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Feb 7, 2018 23:51
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*talking directly to the stock market* BIG MISTAKE
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Feb 7, 2018 23:53
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Feb 7, 2018 23:57
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speaking of that Omarosa is back on tv tonight on Big Brother
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Feb 8, 2018 00:00
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Catastrophe posted:While everyone is talking about Trump's nasty Darth Vader head, I want to point out that he's not only ashamed of going bald. He's also ashamed of going grey. Look at any picture of him up until he morphed into a Jabba the Hutt grandpa. He has had medium brown hair his entire life. As you get older, brown hair doesn't turn blonde. It turns grey. As you get older, blonde hair also turns grey. There is literally no chance of transition from medium brown to golden blonde. you can tell he's a totally hosed up person because of his hair. no rational, self-respecting person would choose that over just going bald naturally. his hair situation now is the culmination of years of tying his own self-esteem to how other people perceive him, as well as a panicked reactionary attempt to control his aging because of how harshly he publicly judges others looks. like, his hair is just so obviously the product of a severely hosed up person. only in his mind is it better than being bald
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Tumble posted:you can tell he's a totally hosed up person because of his hair. no rational, self-respecting person would choose that over just going bald naturally. his hair situation now is the culmination of years of tying his own self-esteem to how other people perceive him, as well as a panicked reactionary attempt to control his aging because of how harshly he publicly judges others looks. his scalp is the color of one of those pigmentless cave fish
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his scalp looks like its in been sitting in ed geins fridge for pretreatment
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Feb 8, 2018 00:19
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Now I'm a just a small town shitposter and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the poorly maintained pothole-ridden surface of DC's streets going to be completely shredded if they drive a couple of hundred tanks and ICBM's through there? Caterpillar tracks tear that poo poo up, and god knows how much weight a street built on a paved-over swamp can handle, without buckling, but I think this could be a serious problem. I remember reading that Moscow has to repave their parade routes every year, because they just get totally torn up. However, they are at least prepared for it; I doubt anyone with the power to do anything about this in DC will see this coming. Infrastructure weak!
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Feb 8, 2018 00:20
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the parade being "loving dumb and extremely retarded" is a better point to make though
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Feb 8, 2018 00:23
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i live in dc and if i don't get to go to this parade and hoot and holler at ol' donnie two scoops, then i'm finally onboard for mass violent revolution
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twoday posted:Now I'm a just a small town shitposter and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the poorly maintained pothole-ridden surface of DC's streets going to be completely shredded if they drive a couple of hundred tanks and ICBM's through there? Caterpillar tracks tear that poo poo up, and god knows how much weight a street built on a paved-over swamp can handle, without buckling, but I think this could be a serious problem. I remember reading that Moscow has to repave their parade routes every year, because they just get totally torn up. However, they are at least prepared for it; I doubt anyone with the power to do anything about this in DC will see this coming. Infrastructure weak! Here I'll play Trump. "Did you see my parade? Biggest ever. So many great people. The roads? The most destroyed infrastructure we've ever seen. All Obama's fault. Why not done? I'm going to drain the swamp and repave all of DC. I'm going to make DC great again. So many jobs. NO COLLUSION! we"
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Feb 8, 2018 00:26
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Would be a great opportunity for a palace coup, imo.
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Feb 8, 2018 00:28
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here we go https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/961357635747500032
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Feb 8, 2018 00:29
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Someone post that photoshop of trump with a big old beard again. The dog actually pooked halfway distinguished with that.
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Feb 8, 2018 00:29
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Chinatown posted:the parade being "loving dumb and extremely retarded" is a better point to make though Dude, you must be fun at military parades
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Feb 8, 2018 00:30
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It would be cool if they got kid rock to do the music, but it's probably going to be John Philip Sousa
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Feb 8, 2018 00:36
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Someone please do a Photoshop job of trump's dumb face over Mr. Magoo, sporting the idiot maga hat, and change the name to Mr. MAGAA
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Feb 8, 2018 00:37
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communism bitch posted:The dog actually pooked halfway distinguished with that. yes
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Feb 8, 2018 00:40
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*bong ditty bandalang, bang alang a dang, up jump the boogy blares and reverberates through the federal triangle as the first float rolls into view*
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Feb 8, 2018 00:40
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Yeah, well he wants to do it annually, so that gif is probably appropriate for 2023 or so
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Feb 8, 2018 00:42
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cnut posted:Would be a great opportunity for a palace coup, imo. You act like there already wasn't one Kelly is the guy running the country basically, Trump just spends all day watching TV, tweeting, and occasionally goes to a meeting. Kelly is doing all of the actual work
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Feb 8, 2018 00:47
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Images behind spoiler tags still load you dummies you have to make it a link.
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Feb 8, 2018 00:51
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And dc is totally poor and under funded as it’s not an actual state. Destroying the bad roads faster seems like a good plan. Well the street in front of the trump hotel will be paved, but still. E lol that av ^
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The Glumslinger posted:You act like there already wasn't one and trump deeply resents kelly and is totally gonna fire him
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The Glumslinger posted:You act like there already wasn't one I'm thinking 
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:and trump deeply resents kelly and is totally gonna fire him Trump is too much of a scared baby-man to fire anyone. Kelly and Tillerson are there until 2020.
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didn't his security guard who did the actual firings quit?
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Feb 8, 2018 01:08
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I think this got overlooked. Yeah, when I think Valentine's Day the first image that springs to mind is my papa bear sitting astride a huge phallic love missile.
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Feb 8, 2018 01:09
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Come on, a loving military parade? That's so tacky...TRUMP!!!
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TulliusCicero posted:Trump is too much of a scared baby-man to fire anyone. Kelly and Tillerson are there until 2020. he's going to leave a note and then escape to the other side of the country, like usual. trump never personally fires anyone because he is a mewling coward but there are lots of indirect ways to do it.
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Listen to this: https://twitter.com/skolanach/status/961081154550951936
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