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BlankIsBeautiful posted:My wife was temporarily storing a deep fryer, with oil, under the sink until we found another place for it. A mouse somehow got under the lid, and committed suicide in the oil. Wife, getting ready to make some tempura, pre-heated the oil and consequently found the mouse bubbling away after a few minutes, and completely freaked the gently caress out. It smelled awful, and she made me get rid of the whole mess, fryer and all. I buried it in the backyard. We didn't eat fried food again for a very long time. You realise someone's going to dig that up in 1000 years and put it in the novo-brythonic museum under the heading "Ancient American Burial Rituals"?
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OwlFancier posted:You realise someone's going to dig that up in 1000 years and put it in the novo-brythonic museum under the heading "Ancient American Burial Rituals"? Na the sign will read ' devotional deposit to the mouse god Gisnep'
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True to their form, the Freemen would ritually ensconce their avatar of Muad'Dib in the in the holiest of light vegetable oils encased within a fine stainless steel sarcophagus. These were often buried in the soil to the rear of the home, presumably in some orthogonal bearing to the family Hearth to provide safe passage into the afterlife.
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I am abysmally behind in this thread but I took this picture for you guys today. 
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Panfilo posted:True to their form, the Freemen would ritually ensconce their avatar of Muad'Dib in the in the holiest of light vegetable oils encased within a fine stainless steel sarcophagus. These were often buried in the soil to the rear of the home, presumably in some orthogonal bearing to the family Hearth to provide safe passage into the afterlife. Just lol if you think they would waste good metal on that, or not use the oil to make some kind of advanced plastic or some poo poo.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I am abysmally behind in this thread but I took this picture for you guys today. I wish an image could be a thread title. 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Just lol if you think they would waste good metal on that, or not use the oil to make some kind of advanced plastic or some poo poo. Deathstill Nutella was extremely popular after the defeat of the Sardaukar while the jihad was waged. That's also the name of my new band I called dibs.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I am abysmally behind in this thread but I took this picture for you guys today. !!!!!
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That's some next-level Langos stuff right here. I would the gently caress out of that. BRB gonna suggest the Langos stand at the amusement park I work at implement this one ASAP.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I am abysmally behind in this thread but I took this picture for you guys today. i had this pizza sandwich 
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Well I think I'm done eating forever.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:My wife was temporarily storing a deep fryer, with oil, under the sink until we found another place for it. A mouse somehow got under the lid, and committed suicide in the oil. Wife, getting ready to make some tempura, pre-heated the oil and consequently found the mouse bubbling away after a few minutes, and completely freaked the gently caress out. It smelled awful, and she made me get rid of the whole mess, fryer and all. I buried it in the backyard. We didn't eat fried food again for a very long time. Deep friers are gross and horrible. There was a short-lived deep frying craze in the mid-2000's where college students were using the things all over the place. A friend of mine once hosted a "Fryerlator party," where she hooked up her deep fryer and people were encouraged to bring random (but edible) stuff to fry in it. Her roommate, also a friend of mine, was horrified by the whole thing and refused to be party to whatever heart attacks/horrific burns ensued. Someone deep-fried a cheddar brautwurst. One health-conscious person deep fried a whole apple. I saw half a baguette go into that thing. That's just the stuff that I saw. Then people started getting drunk and I started having visions of life-ruining injuries, so I left with the roommate. Also, I don't know how "fryerlator" is supposed to be spelled, but Firefox thinks it should be "regulatory."  3 people like this
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The loving hashtags are what kills me about this. Well, I mean the entire thought and the fact that someone did this, but those hashtags. She did forget #cookingforbae though.
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I'm hearing it in an English accent. "She's made bloody placenta ice cubes!"
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Congrats, you're the first post to make me say "urgh" out loud.
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I.. I think after seeing my wife "eject" her (my son's?) placenta after my son was born, I'm pretty sure that was a real human placenta. Even though it was pretty clear they switched to ground beef later in the vid, I still find my stomach is trying to go into reverse with this one. gently caress you placenta eaters, you're not normal.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I.. I think after seeing my wife "eject" her (my son's?) placenta after my son was born, I'm pretty sure that was a real human placenta. There's an interview with the kates where they say that it is indeed real. They had kids shortly before starting season 2.
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Jmcrofts posted:There's an interview with the kates where they say that it is indeed real. They had kids shortly before starting season 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ekXsNJT7U
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Jmcrofts posted:There's an interview with the kates where they say that it is indeed real. They had kids shortly before starting season 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ekXsNJT7U
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actually it was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo5UP3VZ3XU&t=17s
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Fryolator  Obviously someone has to deep-fry placenta for science.
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Jmcrofts posted:actually it was this "Dusty" is the best Aussie name, ever.
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rookie mistake not pushing the banana up through the bottom
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pienipple posted:That sounds pretty good. Opossum and squirrel used to be common meat sources, especially for people living in rural areas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqo_GbzCjmg
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May 23, 2017 04:52
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Honestly, that's kinda cute. I could see little kids enjoying it.
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May 23, 2017 04:57
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My sister did this for my nephews except she did it with italian sausage which is the superior choice.
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FPzero posted:Honestly, that's kinda cute. I could see little kids enjoying it. Hollismason posted:My sister did this for my nephews except she did it with italian sausage which is the superior choice. I could see myself trying this out. It's me, I'm the anti food porn. 
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Hollismason posted:My sister did this for my nephews except she did it with italian sausage which is the superior choice. Yeah I was thinking this would be better using italian sausage or bratwursts too but I wasn't sure how well they'd boil with the pasta. I always pan fry mine in oil or water. Hot dogs, at least, are made to be boiled so they make sense together.
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So, if this is meant to be a salad, presumably that's a shot glass full of olive oil for dressing right? Or is it actually a shot of some kind of liquor? Because I'm imagining some poor fool thinking it's the latter and just downing a shot of oil.
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