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corn in the bible posted:still disappointed it's not called The Sext Generation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
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Feb 10, 2017 04:42
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:did htey make a sequel called Star Trek: The Next Penetration?????????? Not a sequel, but the first of the Sex Trek movies in the 90s was called The Next Penetration. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration Sex Trek 2: The Search For Sperm Sex Trek 3: The Wrath Of Bob Sex Trek 4: The Next Orgasm Sex Trek 5: Deep Space Sex
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Feb 10, 2017 04:55
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Vulcan Love Slave
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Feb 10, 2017 05:28
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Riker's smiling because he can tell she's wearing Geordi's visor in her hair.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:39
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Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine. Star Trek: Voyeur Star Trek: Discover STD.
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Creamerpies
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Feb 10, 2017 05:40
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You are a member of the dick sucker D'jarra.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:50
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Totally kickstarting that DS9 documentary. Thanks for posting!
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Feb 10, 2017 05:53
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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:
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Feb 10, 2017 05:55
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I want a ds9 porn parody with the quark/kira hologram.
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Feb 10, 2017 07:22
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Star Trek: Enter Prize
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Feb 10, 2017 07:41
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Sorry, I guess it wasn't obvious. All the titles in my post are actual porno titles.  obvioulsy:http://www.iafd.com/results.asp?searchtype=comprehensive&searchstring=sex+trek
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Star Trek: Enter Prize It's been a loooong chode
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's been a terrible thing since the porn industry learned they could legally just subtitle a film "the porn version" instead of having to make a witty sexual pun. Truth. Back in the late 90s I worked at a videotape rental store (remember those?) that had a rather extensive adult section, and there were some amazing parody titles in there. Edward Penishands. The Hunt for Pink October. Frankenpenis. By the way, it was awesome as hell to be a sixteen year old working at the video store that (quietly) bragged about having the best porn selection in town. I somehow doubt that would fly today.
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an390907@anon.penet.fi (Beast (the 1st) posted:Sex Trek 5
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Mods, please change my name to Dildo-Data dicks her silently.
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Feb 10, 2017 09:18
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Imagine Data on top of you, staring at you with those cold yellow eyes, silently pumping away.
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FabioClone posted:Imagine Data on top of you, staring at you with those cold yellow eyes, silently pumping away. If you wish, I have programmed some appropriate vocalization subroutines to increase your pleasure
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Feb 10, 2017 10:48
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shadow puppet of a posted:Is there a DS9 porno or is the best series going to suffer another slight? god, imagine how bad the ferengi makeup would be.
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Tighclops posted:If you wish, I have programmed some appropriate vocalization subroutines to increase your pleasure *56k modem noise*
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Feb 10, 2017 11:52
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The General posted:The credit says "with apologies to you-know-who" which I'm sure is Gene Roddenberry.
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They'd need to have ferengis in DS9 porn. I want to see what "Vulcan Love Slave" is.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:06
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Like Gene Roddenberry would have been anything but thrilled about a Trek porno. Especially if he could somehow make money off it.
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The apology was for being tamer than Roddenberry on an off-day while on vacation with the flu. 90's porn wouldn't catch up to Gene's 60's debauchery for another 10 years.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:58
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DS9 documentary funded in like a day https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/what-we-left-behind-star-trek-deep-space-nine-doc#/
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There should have been a pledge level where you can play darts with Bashir and O'Brien 
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Feb 10, 2017 18:15
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I dont like seeing them all be old. This is hosed up. We are all mortal and dying.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:36
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basic hitler posted:I dont like seeing them all be old. This is hosed up. We are all mortal and dying. 
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basic hitler posted:I dont like seeing them all be old. This is hosed up. We are all mortal and dying. I honestly thought they'd aged fairly well given how much time has passed. Both Dax actresses look great. But holy poo poo does Nog's actor look like Nog. 
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shadow puppet of a posted:The apology was for being tamer than Roddenberry on an off-day while on vacation with the flu. Star Trek had a bombshell sex bot in the first season. You know GR was thinking about smushing hot alien booty. 
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Baronjutter posted:DS9 documentary funded in like a day Legit exited for this. drat shame about Avery Brooks though, anyone know why he didn't sign up?
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Brooks was a major instigator of behind-the-scenes drama by most accounts, so a documentary might not portray him in a very favorable light. Or maybe they wanted him to speak in words and sentences instead of improvisational jazz solos.
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What does he do now does he have Hella Trek Money like some of the TNG guys and just chill or?
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I know he teaches acting (sorry, Act-ING!) somewhere. It would be amazing to sit in on that class.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Legit exited for this. drat shame about Avery Brooks though, anyone know why he didn't sign up? *slightly crazed giggling leading into upbeat freestyle jazz* *music becomes more heavy and somber* *laughing*
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We have 45 minutes of Mr Brooks performing freestyle scat, 10 minutes of which is just him saying "I'm a scatman" over and over again.
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MrSlam posted:We have 45 minutes of Mr Brooks performing freestyle scat, 10 minutes of which is just him saying "I'm a scatman" over and over again. I would book tickets for that show
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All the black stuff he managed to cram into the show makes it look really prescient at this renewed moment of race tensions I caught the moment where Sisko didn't want to hang out in old tyme Vegas and thought it was cool
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