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Endless Trash posted:Battered Steve Buscemi named People’s Sexiest Man Alive Reports are coming in that the savage, senseless attack on regional treasure Steve Buscemi has in fact fixed his iconic crooked teeth, a feature fans have long described as "disturbing" and "batshit fugly". This reporter doesn't know what to make of the situation, but an informal poll of hospital staff attending to Mr. Buscemi has now declared him "almost fuckable". 
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it really makes me laugh that they gave yoda a smaller lightsaber
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That’s funny. I was a 911 first responder and I don’t recall seeing him there
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That DICK! posted:That’s funny. I was a 911 first responder and I don’t recall seeing him there I brought rubble from elsewhere and dumped it on the WTC wreckage. Suck my dick landfill fees!
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Endless Trash posted:I brought rubble from elsewhere and dumped it on the WTC wreckage. Some of your junk is in old people’s commemorative coins now! Also has anyone seen that portal video sculpture between nyc and Dublin both sides seem intent on causing international incidents
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An only fans model on the nyc side flashed her boobs and shut the whole thing down last I heard lmao
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the one gesture of peace gets it shut down, smh
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Endless Trash posted:Barclay experiencing things while being made of scattered energy is nonsense and that episode is a secret holodeck episode where he’s in an exposure therapy program for transportphobia 
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That post is dumb because Star Trek is replete with energy beings experiencing things so to say that streams of energy experiencing things is nonsense…is nonsense. Not my best work.
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I have some hilarious hobbit land industry goss from my dumb rear end country. If you want to read about how insanely stupid Zaslav's WB is: New Zealand has two independent Warner Bros tv companies here. This is obviously already stupid but nevertheless. One is a tv production company and the other is a tv network. Oh cool, vertical integration just some normal scummy unethical business poo poo right? Nah, that's too easy. The TV network just cancelled all the production company's tv shows. Every single one. Many are already in production. One in particular involves house renovations and the production company spent $6-7 Milly on properties for it. Zaslav is using one part of his company to bankrupt another just to make sure he doesn't accidentally make some content lmao.
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SeenYourPoopypants posted:How is the 3 Beaver Problem? Solved by RIker
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Kingo Ligma posted:I have some hilarious hobbit land industry goss from my dumb rear end country. If you want to read about how insanely stupid Zaslav's WB is: Warner Brothers just loves loving New Zealand over.
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wtf is Zaslav's problem, seriously? It’s like wb killed his dad and he’s out for revenge
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poisonpill posted:wtf is Zaslav's problem, seriously? It’s like wb killed his dad and he’s out for revenge wb is in horrible debt from chasing the streaming phantom and he's balancing the budget. in a way, he's the hero wb deserves. he lived long enough to see himself become the villain so the wb brand could live on. he slaughters because he has to. he'll be vilified, tossed aside, shunned by the very people (whose wallets) he saved. he's the dark knight of wb.
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Or they just get slimmed down enough to acquire. I mean, thats kind of on the docket too
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Kingo Ligma posted:I have some hilarious hobbit land industry goss from my dumb rear end country. If you want to read about how insanely stupid Zaslav's WB is:
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poisonpill posted:wtf is Zaslav's problem, seriously? It’s like wb killed his dad and he’s out for revenge He’s intentionally tanking the stock prices to make it cheap enough for Disney to buy them out
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Is there a way we can get him moved to head of sony?
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why is Disney cancelling Tinkerbell? not trying to be a culture war guy, I am legitimately asking what is problematic about her
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you broke my grill posted:why is Disney cancelling Tinkerbell? A prominent member of the fairy community complained about how she was portrayed so Disneys solution is to eliminate all roles for fairies moving forward
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1790381951670534385?t=YuE2VYeVgIDoYOtYsEc3Pg&s=19 what's the most money a film has ever lost?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1790381951670534385?t=YuE2VYeVgIDoYOtYsEc3Pg&s=19 hes just like me fr
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85 years old, weed addict, known cinema discusser. Good god, he was a forums poster all along
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you broke my grill posted:why is Disney cancelling Tinkerbell? tink got flagged as a problematic character by disney, specifically for being jealous of wendy and the shot where she's looking at herself in a mirror and looks dissatisfied with her hips. seriously, they made a list. captain hook is likewise on there for making amputees look bad. also I think peter pan got demoted as a whole in the disney pantheon because of the indians. Stink Billyums fucked around with this message at 17:36 on May 14, 2024 |
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mystes posted:If it's a house flipping show and they lose money on flipping the houses if they don't include the profits form airing the show it probably then I don't think its cancellation is much of a loss (honestly I don't think cancelling any house flipping show is much of a loss anyway) House flipping show idea: 2 reno teams compete to see who can take the most value off of a house without knocking it down.
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PostNouveau posted:House flipping show idea: 2 reno teams compete to see who can take the most value off of a house without knocking it down. Nailed It! but it's about houses now. Don't even have to change the name of the show
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Squiggle posted:Nailed It! but it's about houses now. Don't even have to change the name of the show Samanta, you're a math teacher by trade, but today we need you to completely rewire this home
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Holmes on Holmes on Homes in which Sherlock attempts to uncover the various code violations Mike Holmes overlooked
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Mozi posted:Holmes on Holmes on Homes Mike noooo
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I watched Escape From LA every day after school for a month in high school
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you broke my grill posted:I watched Escape From LA every day after school for a month in high school Did you do all the moves along with kurt?
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PostNouveau posted:House flipping show idea: 2 reno teams compete to see who can take the most value off of a house without knocking it down. A flipper down the street from me got 3/4 the way through taking down a legally protected giant 120 year old tree before the local busybodies got the city to block them. Now they’re trying to sell a classic craftsman home with every inch of original woodwork painted white and a 70 foot tall tree with almost no branches slowly dying in the yard.
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Does MCU time travel rules apply to It's A Wonderful Life? Does the Pottersville universe still exist where everyone is horrible to one another? Is it a multiverse?
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JediTalentAgent posted:Does MCU time travel rules apply to It's A Wonderful Life? Did he really time travel though? Or were the angels just beaming VR into his eyes of what they assumed would happen without him? (In reality it would’ve been a paradise)
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