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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bobby Robson writing for the Herald now?

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Do you mean Ron Atkinson?

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Joe Kinnear.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

JFairfax posted:

Do you mean Ron Atkinson?

Im pretty sure when Robson was managing Newcastle they were asking players during a training session what their gaffer called them (nicknames and such). They asked LuaLua what he called him, and he said, "he calls me Shola"

But yea Ron Atkinson would have also worked

CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jul 10, 2017

Skyfire
Jul 2, 2004

It was Shola the one being asked with Carl Cort as the answer.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I just looked it up and thankfully it seems that Bobby Robson was just v. bad with names in general:

A gift for malapropisms and an ability to confuse names became an endearing part of his legend. "Hello, Bobby," he once greeted his England captain, Bryan Robson. "I'm Bryan," the skipper replied. "You're Bobby."

What, the young Newcastle forward Shola Ameobi was asked by a journalist, did his teammates call him? "Shola," he replied. And how, the disappointed but still hopeful interlocutor asked, did his manager address him? "He calls me Carl Cort."
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2009/jul/31/bobby-robson-death-football

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Ah dammit. Got the wrong guy. Guess I'm just as bad.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Bobby was the best

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Honestly we're gonna find it difficult to find something that tops Yohan Kebab.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
we didn't underestimate them, they were just better than we thought

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



ultrabindu posted:

Honestly we're gonna find it difficult to find something that tops Yohan Kebab.

Charles Insomnia was pretty good.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
https://twitter.com/PartAdam/status/884314207667318788?s=08

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:stoke:

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Lukaku's legs are ridiculous

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFDuBK51iu4

Yes that Phil Mulryne. Adam Johnson has some competition.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ayb posted:

Lukaku's legs are ridiculous





:thunk:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Everyone post a bunch of pictures of Roberto Carlos' legs

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

blue footed boobie posted:

Everyone post a bunch of pictures of Roberto Carlos' legs

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
No bush at the top, very Brazilian

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://mobile.twitter.com/ianblair99/status/883470264738107393

Lmao I had not seen this before

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Magical

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

OMG, this is insane

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Thought the goalie at the end was the ref

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
poo poo 90s football

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I had to watch that twice to figure out who was attacking and who was defending

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Tigren posted:

Thought the goalie at the end was the ref

so did i lmao

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao this rules

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



West Ham more like your mam

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Liverpool getting away reasonably lightly there. Glad that Reddit shares my opinion that Chelsea Football Club are essentially 1930s Germany.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

St Evan Echoes posted:

West Ham more like your mam

Lol

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Automatic Bloody 90s is the best album the Happy Mondays never released.

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!
"Dundee lose 5-2 to 100 children"



https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/467820/video-dundee-line-one-hundred-youngsters-dens-parks-match-century/

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Copenhagen did that a few years ago as well

https://youtu.be/-MnS-7ieE3Q?t=1m

Love the celebration from Thomas Delaney as he scored against kids, that couldn't even reach up to where he hit it.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/885134988492115969

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Rooney scored

https://my.mixtape.moe/aihygj.mp4

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That's a pretty nice goal! lol at the dude in the Juve kit though.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol of course it's a goal where he didn't have to run more than five feet

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, he still turns like a battleship, but the guns still fire

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Cristiano/status/885165483129004032

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