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BurntCornMuffin posted:The worst feeling in the world is grabbing a white chocolate chip cookie without paying attention, taking a bite, and realizing it was
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Chocolate is gross. Haribo supremacy.
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Apr 19, 2018 15:33
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Lmfao at the idea of hating cheap milky American chocolate and liking Cadbury, an extremely cheap milky chocolate.
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Apr 19, 2018 15:50
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Wow til there are people who don't like macadamia nuts. hosed up if true
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Apr 19, 2018 15:55
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I've never eaten any kind of nut but let's move on from sweets as delicious as they are, or make a thread for it if you want. I'll even sticky it for like a week or something
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purple death ray posted:Wow til there are people who don't like macadamia nuts. hosed up if true 
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Apr 19, 2018 16:03
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Was this the guy who kept knocking up his babysitters? yeah lol and I forgot he also installed cameras to film his children
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Apr 19, 2018 16:13
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Somewhat related to both thread topics, anyone remember the goon confectioner? I remember him being successful enough making candy that he sold his business.
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funmanguy posted:Somewhat related to both thread topics, anyone remember the goon confectioner? I remember him being successful enough making candy that he sold his business. oh yeah! He was in Tallahassee and I think the business still exists but he sold it. BurntCornMuffin posted:The worst feeling in the world is grabbing a chocolate chip cookie without paying attention, taking a bite, and realizing it was raisons. *clears throat* raisons d'etre thank you
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Apr 19, 2018 16:35
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:
Get this: http://romolochocolates.com/sponge-candy
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Apr 19, 2018 16:43
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Toffee is just lovely old caramel.
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funmanguy posted:Somewhat related to both thread topics, anyone remember the goon confectioner? I remember him being successful enough making candy that he sold his business. He had a bunch of youtube videos of him making the candy and chatting with the audience at his store and had some really interesting posts about how the hot table thing he rolled it on was nearly-unique and only a handful existed in the usa and modern versions were impossible to buy or replicate for some reason I don't recall. It's surely buried in the SA-Mart or A/T archives somewhere.
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Apr 19, 2018 16:51
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EmmyOk posted:yeah lol and I forgot he also installed cameras to film his children Also, didn't he have some weird color coded clothing thing going on? Like, gently caress if he was gonna pay attention to which kid's shirt was which, it would totally streamline ChoreTimeTM by 30 seconds if one kid only wore red and the other wore blue.
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Apr 19, 2018 16:59
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EmmyOk posted:I've never eaten any kind of nut what
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Bhodi posted:I saw similar emoji hard candy in the store just the other day and thought "hey, at least there was one goon success". This was the SA-mart thread for his store. If I remember right this was the place that he started, after leaving a different candy place that also did this style of candymaking. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3564224 Thread's pretty long dead but his company still sells the SA emoji mix at least. I know there was an A/T candy thread before that but not sure if that's out of archives or not.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Also, didn't he have some weird color coded clothing thing going on? Like, gently caress if he was gonna pay attention to which kid's shirt was which, it would totally streamline ChoreTimeTM by 30 seconds if one kid only wore red and the other wore blue. I believe he later claimed the laundry post was him trolling the thread, because the dude had less self-awareness than a sea sponge and legit thought that was a plausible defense, or even a good joke were it true. "Ha ha, my parenting is so horrifying that you completely accept that I'd do made-up awful things!"
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FactsAreUseless posted:Lmfao at the idea of hating cheap milky American chocolate and liking Cadbury, an extremely cheap milky chocolate. Especially in the US: Wikipedia posted:Cadbury products are sold by Hershey's in the United States and Mondelēz International in other parts of the world. Chocolate in Cadbury-branded products manufactured in the USA by Hershey uses a different recipe from that used by Cadbury itself. Hershey's has barred the importation of Mondelez Cadbury into the US.
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Didn't the kids also only get to have toys or possessions that fit into a small box and anything else got tossed or am I confusing it with a different insane goon parent?
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EmmyOk posted:I've never eaten any kind of nut but let's move on from sweets as delicious as they are, or make a thread for it if you want. I'll even sticky it for like a week or something https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3854751 
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BurntCornMuffin posted:Especially in the US:
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FactsAreUseless posted:Holy poo poo. Moving on and all but this explains so many arguments I've had with brits.
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Apr 19, 2018 18:49
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Tangents posted:This was the SA-mart thread for his store. If I remember right this was the place that he started, after leaving a different candy place that also did this style of candymaking. He was at Lofty Pursuits before that and did the youtube videos, they still do cool videos and I think his ones are still up, the first ones uploaded. He didn't own Lofty Pursuits though and iirc left on bad terms. His company Raley's still does the SA smilies candy, though it's called the emoticon mix now. I like the  the best!
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Apr 19, 2018 18:58
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white chocolate macadamia and oatmeal raisin are the two objective best cookies. chocolate chip is mid tier. hail satan.
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there's a thread for junk food now so stop posting here about it https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3854751
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Thank you
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Confectioner Goon was a cool guy. One year I bought a nice glass jar of the emoji candy for my step-brother for xmas (because I had no clue what to get him) and I got myself a bag of his sours...whoo boy did they blow brand name stuff out of the water in strength. Nice to hear he was successful enough that he was able to sell the business and move on.
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Apr 19, 2018 20:36
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I know it's on the first page but P-P-P-Powerbook is still my favorite goon saga.
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Besesoth posted:I know it's on the first page but P-P-P-Powerbook is still my favorite goon saga. That was how I learned of SA.
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Len posted:Didn't the kids also only get to have toys or possessions that fit into a small box and anything else got tossed or am I confusing it with a different insane goon parent? Might be a different one, but I still wouldn't be surprised. That Pick's mother liked to play Sophie's choice with her toys explained so much.
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"stop talking about this" followed immediately by "stop talking about this" lmao also the p-powerbook thread is nearly 15 years old, and is from a pre-youtube era. there's actual image macros and 56k warnings used in it. this is weird
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:
these are the most hideous awful things I have ever had the misfortune to put in my mouth and you should feel ashamed for trying to convince people that they're food coffee crisps are good though (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Stop talking about junk food you loving goons
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one of the auspol goons put a crunchie in his girlfriend's vagina because cosmo magazine recommended it to spice up their love life, unfortunately that honeycomb melts into gritty concrete when exposed to any sort of fluid
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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:Stop talking about junk food you loving goons I like chips, but also candy (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 20, 2018 01:11
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I guess that goon's girlfriend cementing his bird's fanny shut counts as a saga even if he did it with candy
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yeah sorry i know it was continuing a derail but it's one of those things that the people need to know
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this broken hill posted:one of the auspol goons put a crunchie in his girlfriend's vagina because cosmo magazine recommended it to spice up their love life, unfortunately that honeycomb melts into gritty concrete when exposed to any sort of fluid I appreciate how like 50% of goon sex-disaster stories these days come out of Auspol
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Antivehicular posted:I appreciate how like 50% of goon sex-disaster stories these days come out of Auspol
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:"stop talking about this" followed immediately by "stop talking about this" lmao "moderator" doesn't usually mean "moderate individual discussion points as though it were a literal moderated debate" but it's an interesting new direction so I'm all for trying.
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this broken hill posted:we are a lost and wretched people With slack jaws and not much to say.
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