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Stoatbringer posted:I'd guess DeviantArt will have detailed diagrams for you. There's probably even a published author out there who got their start doing train loving fiction online. The Loco Motive or some poo poo.
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In soviet russia (and other select locales), train fucks you
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 14:31 |
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Thomas the Wank Engine
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 14:45 |
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Alucard posted:Only one way to stop that infernal masturbation With internal masturbation?
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:29 |
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mrpwase posted:Well, yeah, the anxiety goes away after you insert it. malarkey? or effective way?
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:38 |
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Groda posted:We're pretty clear on what Dave Thomas's parents felt about him...
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Roblo posted:Wait shoving one of these up your arse helps with piles? I don't know if it works but I can see the logic. Hemerobiids are butt veins swelling and bulging out of where they are supposed to go. If you are on your feat all day and get swollen feet and varicose veins then compression socks may provide some relief -- so would compressing those swollen butt veins also provide relief? Maybe?
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BiggerBoat posted:Is this one of those "gently caress, marry, kill" things? Because I'm conflicted here. Pretty much. You're presented with 3 people, and you declare who you'd Trains, who you'd Sluts, and who you'd Drugs. Wild EEPROM posted:The best wendys was yellow wendys 100% Fact. Groda posted:We're pretty clear on what Dave Thomas's parents felt about him...
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Facebook Aunt posted:Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition. Wendy's tabletops used to be covered in old-timey ads. before I fully scrolled down, I thought this was one of them
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Empty Sandwich posted:Wendy's tabletops used to be covered in old-timey ads. Nah, if you want fast relief from constipation you want Taco Bell
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Thaddius the Large posted:Nah, if you want fast relief from constipation you want Taco Bell LOL, no, don't try this. If you've got the constipation and you try to eat something that usually gives you diarrhea on top of it the result is very unpleasant. The solid plug of constipation is in the way, so the bloating and pressure just builds up behind it. Things will eventually give way, but it's a bad time. Just buy a stool softener instead.
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Abugadu posted:you just start railing it Groda posted:We're pretty clear on what Dave Thomas's parents felt about him... Also, the dude's first name was Rex. Why you'd choose not to be Rex and use your middle name Dave, I don't know. No offense to Daves in the crowd, but based on the sample of size of one I just asked, all of you would universally choose Rex.
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Admiralty Flag posted:Also, the dude's first name was Rex. Why you'd choose not to be Rex and use your middle name Dave, I don't know. No offense to Daves in the crowd, but based on the sample of size of one I just asked, all of you would universally choose Rex. I don't know if I would. Rex is a stereotypical dog name. It's like one level below calling yourself Fido or Spot.
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What about Hannibal? E: pretend I was gargling gravel just now
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 21:07 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:What about Hannibal? Rex Hannibal? Sounds weird.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8Mi8mvVq4
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Admiralty Flag posted:Too good to be forgotten on the last page. But then he could be Dave Rex Thomas and make everyone named Thomas scared.
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Admiralty Flag posted:Also, the dude's first name was Rex. Why you'd choose not to be Rex and use your middle name Dave, I don't know. No offense to Daves in the crowd, but based on the sample of size of one I just asked, all of you would universally choose Rex. I knew a guy who went by Rex in elementary school, I can’t remember if it was his middle name or a nickname or whatever, but he later decided it sounded childish and went by his first name, Jason, in high school. He ended up being a super churchy type and I think wanted to join the Rangers or Green Berets or whatever. Dunno or really care if he succeeded.
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root beer posted:I knew a guy who went by Rex in elementary school, I can’t remember if it was his middle name or a nickname or whatever, but he later decided it sounded childish and went by his first name, Jason, in high school. He ended up being a super churchy type and I think wanted to join the Rangers or Green Berets or whatever. Dunno or really care if he succeeded. Rex is a great first name for a Red Ranger
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Cocaine Bear posted:What about Hannibal? Your parole officer is as proud of you as I am for this reference.
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Unkempt posted:Thomas the Wank Engine The Little Engine That Could gently caress.
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root beer posted:I think wanted to join the Rangers or Green Berets or whatever. Army Vet here. If you or anyone you know wants to join the military keep this in mind: Recruiters LOVE people like this. Because across the military (army and talking to other branches), if you fail a selection you automatically become "needs of the [Branch]". So recruiters will get people to sign up promising Ranger Battalion/Green Berets (Special Forces)/SEALS/PJs (Pararescue)/Marine Recon selection KNOWING the person will fail and get pushed to paper-filer/supply person/deck swabber while the recruiter gets closer to making numbers for the month.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 00:02 |
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It works all the time too. So many guys getting shanghaied by their ego into the military. It's honestly funny and a little depressing.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 00:43 |
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Worked out great for me as a musician!
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 00:45 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL, no, don't try this. If you've got the constipation and you try to eat something that usually gives you diarrhea on top of it the result is very unpleasant. The solid plug of constipation is in the way, so the bloating and pressure just builds up behind it. Things will eventually give way, but it's a bad time. Just buy a stool softener instead. "Overflow diarrhea" it's called I had it once due to combination of injury, then opiates, then illness It is NOT fun
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Amphigory posted:"Overflow diarrhea" A truly horrifying combination of words.
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:18 |
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I call it the Dam-Buster. First the chunky drat breaks, then the flood follows.
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Byzantine posted:A truly horrifying combination of words. That could be your next president, so please be respectful.
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Cocaine Bear posted:That could be your next president, so please be respectful. Respect the flag with the thick brown line with the thin brown line on top of it
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:30 |
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Ugh had that after I had surgery for a bowel rupture. I destroyed the toilet st the hospital
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:35 |
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Amphigory posted:"Overflow diarrhea" it's called This and the military posts in close proximity reminded me of one of my favorite goon stories: Suntan Boy posted:Military ERs are always a special flavor of batshit, in a medical field rife with WTF stories.
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL, no, don't try this. If you've got the constipation and you try to eat something that usually gives you diarrhea on top of it the result is very unpleasant. The solid plug of constipation is in the way, so the bloating and pressure just builds up behind it. Things will eventually give way, but it's a bad time. Just buy a stool softener instead. THis man speaks the truth.
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fartknocker posted:This and the military posts in close proximity reminded me of one of my favorite goon stories: Lmao that's hosed
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 01:54 |
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Reminds me of the soldier/Marine in...Vietnam? that caught an RPG in his torso/pelvis that (obviously) did not detonate (Afghanistan) https://abcnews.go.com/Health/surgeons-bomb-expert-saved-soldiers-life-grenade-tore/story?id=49770488 e: seems to be a thing: https://ifeg.info/2023/08/03/soldiers-courageous-battle-surviving-with-an-rpg-stuck-in-his-leg/
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Army boys make do
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 02:18 |
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these are the daves i know I know, these are the daves I know !
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please feel free to use the complimentary butt plug included with your meal
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root beer posted:I knew a guy who went by Rex in elementary school, I can’t remember if it was his middle name or a nickname or whatever, but he later decided it sounded childish and went by his first name, Jason, in high school. He ended up being a super churchy type and I think wanted to join the Rangers or Green Berets or whatever. Dunno or really care if he succeeded. I love Jesus, and the best way to live my life in accordance to his teachings is by murdering whomever my superiors tell me too.
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