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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
her and Spring Breakers are the only two good movies on that list fight me until I die I don't want to live anymore

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
The further I get from Spring Breakers, the less I like it, and I didn't like it all that much to begin with m

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
Man I don't even want to do my favorite movies of the 00s because the 90s was a god drat treasure. But here goes:

02 City of God
03 Bad Santa / Master and Commander
04 Spider-Man 2 / The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
05 Kung Fu Hustle
06 Borat / Children of Men (tough to say which is the greater cinematic triumph)
07 There Will Be Blood (very good movie to watch with your dad)
08 Hamlet 2
09 Dogtooth (very bad movie to watch with your dad)
10 Greenberg
11 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

her and Spring Breakers are the only two good movies on that list fight me until I die I don't want to live anymore

Maybe I've read too much sci-fi but her was just a boring retread of themes I've encountered a billion times.

Spring Breakers is alright.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

glam rock hamhock posted:

The further I get from Spring Breakers, the less I like it, and I didn't like it all that much to begin with m

it suffers from not being trashy enough

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Bring back LF.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Coffee And Pie posted:

Hey I wanna make some movie shirts, what should I do? I already have stencils for the mask from Scream and Rowdy Roddy Piper from They Live.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
What movie on Netflix or Prime should I watch to forget my troubles tonight? I'm leaning towards The First, which I haven't seen since Sundance, but I'm open to suggestions.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
When are we getting a movie of the new flintstones comic

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

glam rock hamhock posted:

What movie on Netflix or Prime should I watch to forget my troubles tonight? I'm leaning towards The First, which I haven't seen since Sundance, but I'm open to suggestions.

The Substitute

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

glam rock hamhock posted:

The further I get from Spring Breakers, the less I like it, and I didn't like it all that much to begin with m

Fight me irl

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Ten Movies That You Won't Believe Are Getting Remakes Set Entirely In Laser Quest:

10: th

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




You have my axe.

Every time I watch Spring Breakers it solidifies itself as one of my favorite films.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Same. I loved it since I saw it and still do. It's a weirdly perfect film for me.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/kenfrankenstein/status/847154043969585154

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender

glam rock hamhock posted:

The further I get from Spring Breakers, the less I like it, and I didn't like it all that much to begin with m

Same, but opposite.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Spring Breakers feels a little schematic to me. Looks great though! And Franco kills.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

I thought this was a favorites list until i got to inspector gadget. Devil is actually a watchable movie ps

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
I did a favorites list that I'm not 100% on (what the hell came out between 2002 and 2006?):

1989 - The 'Burbs
1990 - Gremlins 2: The New Batch
1991 - Cape Fear
1992 - Lessons of Darkness
1993 - Army of Darkness
1994 - Ed Wood
1995 - Land and Freedom (tied with To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar)
1996 - Hard Eight
1997 - Gummo
1998 - Belly
1999 - The Blair Witch Project
2000 - George Washington
2001 - Mulholland Dr.
2002 - Bubba Ho-Tep
2003 - Oldboy
2004 - Godzilla: Final Wars
2005 - Jarhead
2006 - Children of Men
2007 - No Country for Old Men
2008 - Speed Racer
2009 - The White Ribbon
2010 - Restrepo
2011 - The Grey
2012 - Killer Joe
2013 - Nebraska/Spring Breakers/You're Next
2014 - NIghtcrawler
2015 - Mad Max: Fury Road
2016 - Swiss Army Man

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

Devil is actually a watchable movie ps

I agree in the sense that I watched it.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Lurdiak posted:

In several states it's not, but it remains morally hosed.

I'll bet there's a lot of overlap between those states and states that tried to ban gay marriage.

Slugworth posted:

The trick is to ignore the over the top nonsense

I think you might have missed the point.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Which sucks poo poo. Half the fun of the show was seeing the sprites literally fight for their lives all because the unseen user just wanted to play a game of solitaire.

So basically the whole thing is just lovely Tron?

Magic Hate Ball posted:

When are we getting a movie of the new flintstones comic

Hopefully never.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I agree in the sense that I watched it.

*nodding* there are moving pictures, yes yes

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Favorite list (just off the top of my head):

1994 - Natural Born Killers
1995 - Mortal Kombat
1996 - From Dusk Till Dawn
1997 - Starship Troopers
1998 - Big Lebowski
1999 - Being John Malkovich
2000 - American Psycho
2001 - Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
2002 - 28 Days Later
2003 - X2
2004 - Collateral
2005 - Lord of War
2006 - Borat
2007 - Hot Fuzz
2008 - Rambo
2009 - A Serious Man
2010 - Tron Legacy
2011 - Drive
2012 - Dredd
2013 - Man of Steel
2014 - The Guest/The Raid 2/John Wick 3-way tie
2015 - Fury Road
2016 - Green Room
2017 so far - Get Out/John Wick Chapter 2 tie

I'll post my least favorites in a bit

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Magic Hate Ball posted:

it suffers from not being trashy enough

Filming your wife dry humping a cornrowed James Franco is pretty trashy.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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1991: Terminator 2
1992: Army of Darkness
1993: Jurassic Park
1994: Wes Craven's New Nightmare
1995: The Quick And the Dead
1996: The Rock
1997: Jackie Brown
1998: Pass for now? I can't pick one since I haven't re-watched any of them in a long while.
1999: The Iron Giant
2000: American Psycho
2001: Uh, pass again.
2002: Spider-Man
2003: School of Rock
2004: This year's my favorite. Probably pick Spider-Man 2 though. When in doubt, Raimi.
2005: A History of Violence
2006: SLiTHER
2007: Zodiac
2008: Cloverfield
2009: Inglorious Basterds
2010: Tron: Legacy
2011: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocal
2012: Prometheus
2013: Joe
2014: Nightcrawler
2015: Mad Max
2016: Green Room
2017: So far it's Kong Skull Island.


Man, what a schlocky rear end list.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
So I'm flipping through my YouTube app, and the first entry under "YouTube Mixes" is a mix called "My Mix" and I recognize the thumbnail is Bearforce1...

Lol

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
Whoa, are we finally getting the CineD fight club together? Because I'm ready to throw down and defend Godzilla 2014... With my fists!

Thunderdome rules. Two nerds enter, one nerd leaves. Last Nerd Standing becomes King of Correct Opinions.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
So, I just saw a trailer for the new Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. It says it's based on "The graphic novel that inspired a generation". I've never heard of it. So obviously I'm not the generation that it inspired.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Snak posted:

So, I just saw a trailer for the new Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. It says it's based on "The graphic novel that inspired a generation". I've never heard of it. So obviously I'm not the generation that it inspired.

Have you seen Star Wars

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah. What graphic novel is this based on?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Should have "...of nerds"to the end of that am I right?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Oh, it inspired George Lucas's generation. Fair.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Snak posted:

So, I just saw a trailer for the new Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. It says it's based on "The graphic novel that inspired a generation". I've never heard of it. So obviously I'm not the generation that it inspired.

It's much more popular in Europe than America.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Another list idea... favorites from same number of years before you were born.

1950: Gun Crazy
1951: The Day the Earth Stood Still
1952: Singin' in the Rain
1953: Mr. Hulot's Holiday
1954: Rear Window
1955: The Night of the Hunter
1956: The Killing
1957: A Face in the Crowd
1958: Touch of Evil
1959: The 400 Blows
1960: Peeping Tom
1961: King of Kings
1962: Lawrence of Arabia
1963: 8 1/2
1964: A Hard Day's Night
1965: Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors
1966: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
1967: Playtime
1968: 2001: A Space Odyssey
1969: Le Grand Amour
1970: Performance
1971: A Clockwork Orange
1972: The Godfather
1973: F for Fake
1974: The Conversation
1975: Barry Lyndon/Night Moves/Love and Death (tie)
1976: Taxi Driver
1977: Eraserhead
1978: Superman
1979: Being There/All That Jazz (tie)
1980: The Blues Brothers
1981: Raiders of the Lost Ark
1982: The Snowman
1983: El Norte

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Since everyone's doing top/bottom ten lists I decided to check out my lowest rated films on criticker. Turns out they're all comedies and that strengthens my theory that there is no film worse than a really bad comedy. Here they are in no particular order:

Space Balls
Spice World
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Mr. Deeds
Kung Pow: Enter the fist
Epic Movie
Scary Movie 4
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Grandma's Boy
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



How can a city be across more than one planet

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How can a city be across more than one planet

Gerrymandering

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I think that people believing the earth is flat, in the year 2017, is one of the more alarming and infuriating trends I've ever encountered.

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Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
It rules that more and more people are willing to say just how terrible Spaceballs is

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