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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






tfw when your farts smell so bad you have to leave the room for a while

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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spankmeister posted:

tfw when your farts smell so bad you have to leave the room for a while

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

what kind of person doesn't like the smell of their own farts

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
don't tell me you've never farted and it smelled different

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sniep posted:

Actual adults are speaking now.

Don't give me that poo poo, you can't even make a round pizza.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

what kind of person doesn't like the smell of their own farts
i see youve never had my highschool cafeteria's speciality

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Citizen Tayne posted:

Don't give me that poo poo, you can't even make a round pizza.

i have great fondness for rectangular pizzas

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


prefect posted:

i have great fondness for rectangular pizzas

His pizzas are amoeba shaped and the sausage is all hosed up. Sausage should be crumbled, not sliced (except pepperoni).

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

prefect posted:

i have great fondness for rectangular pizzas

my experience with this is school cafeteria pizza, I can still taste the way too sweet sauce and grade F cheese to this day

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Al! posted:

my experience with this is school cafeteria pizza, I can still taste the way too sweet sauce and grade F cheese to this day

A place down the street does it like this. real hosed up:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Citizen Tayne posted:

A place down the street does it like this. real hosed up:



wtf

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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Al! posted:

my experience with this is school cafeteria pizza, I can still taste the way too sweet sauce and grade F cheese to this day

i never ate cafeteria pizza; for me it was because when you ordered a big-rear end pizza to feed a whole bunch of people, it would be rectangular. i'm pretty sure i ate more rectangular pizza as a kid than round pizza

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



They cook the sauce, dough, and other toppings, pull it out, and toss cold cheese on it.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Citizen Tayne posted:

They cook the sauce, dough, and other toppings, pull it out, and toss cold cheese on it.

that's terrible

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Citizen Tayne posted:

A place down the street does it like this. real hosed up:


is that pasta?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


prefect posted:

that's terrible

I hear it's an acquired taste. It's a place called Beto's and it's within walking distance of me, but I've never been there.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Citizen Tayne posted:

I hear it's an acquired taste. It's a place called Beto's and it's within walking distance of me, but I've never been there.

looks like the pitt equivalent of skyline chili

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Citizen Tayne posted:

A place down the street does it like this. real hosed up:



i bet you could get the united nations to write a resolution condemning that atrocity


Citizen Tayne posted:

His pizzas are amoeba shaped and the sausage is all hosed up. Sausage should be crumbled, not sliced (except pepperoni).

do you still have a picture of the original darwin garbage plate? i was looking for it a while ago to explain the finer points of midwestern cuisine to someone but i couldn't locate it, just a lot of your comments making fun of him

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh is tussen takk darwin

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

stuebenville / ohio valley style

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sagebrush posted:

i bet you could get the united nations to write a resolution condemning that atrocity


do you still have a picture of the original darwin garbage plate? i was looking for it a while ago to explain the finer points of midwestern cuisine to someone but i couldn't locate it, just a lot of your comments making fun of him

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sagebrush posted:

do you still have a picture of the original darwin garbage plate

sniep has it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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why do they love putting poo poo on garbage in the Midwest so much

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


apparently his garbage plate is fallout 4 or edmund spenser's poetry. take your pick.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


graph posted:

sniep has it

Your pal Chris Mueller mentioned my twitter on the air this morning. lmao

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hello i'm a retard and i care about the shape of food

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Citizen Tayne posted:

Your pal Chris Mueller mentioned my twitter on the air this morning. lmao

haha nice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


graph posted:

haha nice

He said, "There's a guy on twitter who keeps trolling me but I can't get mad at him because his name is Big Farts 420," and then he and Josh Miller talked about fart jokes for twenty minutes. Epic.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jerry Cotton posted:

hello i'm a retard and i care about the shape of food

Hello, retard.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Citizen Tayne posted:

He said, "There's a guy on twitter who keeps trolling me but I can't get mad at him because his name is Big Farts 420," and then he and Josh Miller talked about fart jokes for twenty minutes. Epic.

yeah i remember the fart jokes but i guess i missed your shoutout

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jerry Cotton posted:

hello i'm a retard and i care about the shape of food

real chefs know you eat with your eyes. you just shove handfuls of food into your ocular cavity until you are unable to pack it in, and its important that there are no sharp edges or else you will cry tears of blood

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

now i'm gonna make plate pizza tomorrow :yum:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jerry Cotton posted:

now i'm gonna make plate pizza tomorrow :yum:



That looks horrifying.

This is what a good pizza looks like.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


that's exactly what it looks like in the wintertime under a tree that squirrels have been pooping from

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sagebrush posted:

that's exactly what it looks like in the wintertime under a tree that squirrels have been pooping from

haha holy poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


European food is really hosed up.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







thefuck is this poo poo

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they don't even refrigerate their dairy over there

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