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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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did you guys know that capitalism is actually the worlds deadliest ideology, as shown by this chart that ascribes every death since ancient assyria to capitalism because people were trading things at the time

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Also I haven't read that book so I'm not going to argue hard but the "prohibition was worse than the drug" thesis is commonly accepted in a whole range of places and times.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Imagine if that wasn't the most boring and predictable reply possible

also, the bolded part is simply true. you can whine about it and try and equivocate about how "really, isn't that just a sign of the increased prosperity in general in the world" but it remains a stone cold fact
"Soon, huge swathes of the world will be earning more than 2$ a day and all will be well in the world!"

I originally bolded that part because I am sure ancient Egypt, for instance, was worse when it came to social stratification, and I'm doubtful it was a free-market capitalist society.

Why white-knight communist purges?

edit: Added "for instance" to reduce the chance of pedantry

Wizchine fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Apr 18, 2017

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Glenn Quebec posted:

I mean, I could but then people on the business end will make investment decisions based off of this data. Now, imagine doing that and it comes off wildly inaccurate and we lose a poo poo pile of someone elses (and our own money). That's why I'm freaking out. Ok, lets say I do put our numbers side-by-side and someone from HK uses it to make a foreign investment and they go woo-hoo that works great. Thanks for the accurate numbers! Now imagine the vice-versa happens and they are like holy poo poo these numbers are off and our investment tanked, Glenn, what happened?? Since you're our go-to person for the China team??? I go, oh, gently caress I don't know. Someone else WILL dig and be like holy poo poo Glenn these are your numbers from last year but HK says its theres? WTF is going on? Sure as poo poo HK is gonna rear end cover and be trying to save face like crazy so who knows what they would or wouldn't do.

It's not a blame game. It's a "root cause analysis" that you are conducting in an attempt to fix what is a significant liability to your company. You are conducting a thorough investigation to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the numbers coming from China. After your investigation, you will prepare a full report detailing
1) Exactly what happened in a careful timeline of events
2) Identifying the next proximal cause for each event
3) What existing policies should have prevented these causes
4) What policies should be implemented to prevent these causes
5) Who needs to implement said policies.

You will take their mistake and make it a triumph of your management.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Glenn Quebec:

Is replacing them an option? What do they even do aside from staying on top of these figures, anyways? The way this sounds, the amount of baby-sitting and double-checking required going forward would mean having a second team doing their job a second time anyways

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Deceitful Penguin posted:

Imagine if that wasn't the most boring and predictable reply possible

also, the bolded part is simply true. you can whine about it and try and equivocate about how "really, isn't that just a sign of the increased prosperity in general in the world" but it remains a stone cold fact

Citation needed. (Seriously, any hard numbers you can tie this to would be greatly appreciated.)

In the meantime, here's some numbers to compete against. 4-10 million (non-famine deaths), 1.7 million, 40-70 million.

Actually hell, here's a whole index.

quote:

"Soon, huge swathes of the world will be earning more than 2$ a day and all will be well in the world!"

Sounds low, right? But this is the most prosperous that we have been in the entire history of humanity, and it's thanks to market capitalism.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
As a talking point, Communism's kill count proves anyone to the left of the speaker is stupid and evil. That's the only situation I've ever seen it used in.

Capitalism's kill count is like an, "oh yeah!?"

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Accretionist posted:

As a talking point, Communism's kill count proves anyone to the left of the speaker is stupid and evil. That's the only situation I've ever seen it used in.

Capitalism's kill count is like an, "oh yeah!?"

I'm not usually one to throw out communism's kill-count to throw all leftists under the bus, just tankies who try to stuff some of the largest atrocities of the 20th century down the memory hole while simultaneously claim that market capitalism is the deadliest ideology in human history.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

did you guys know that capitalism is actually the worlds deadliest ideology, as shown by this chart that ascribes every death since ancient assyria to capitalism because people were trading things at the time
Hrrrmm, yes, I too am a loving idiot who doesn't know what words mean, that's why I enjoy this thread where we let our imaginations run free in all kinds of fantastic realms

Grand Fromage posted:

Also I haven't read that book so I'm not going to argue hard but the "prohibition was worse than the drug" thesis is commonly accepted in a whole range of places and times.
The book is utter poo poo. It completely overlooks the economic effects of Opium in favour of moralistic polemic against the "narcophobic" (actual, real term used by them) Chinese government.

Even if we were to accept that opium wasn't that harmful (lol) you still have the purely economic reasons why the Chinese would want to prohibit it and the incredible hypocrisy of the UK on one hand banning it on its own shores then waging war to sell it elsewhere.

Instead, you get a book that tries to blame the Opium wars on the moral failings of the Chinese government for not realizing that ~actually opium is cool and good~

If you feel like it, just google the title and "critique" because most academic reviewers agreed at the time

edit: here's one

Wizchine posted:

I originally bolded that part because I am sure ancient Egypt, for instance, was worse when it came to social stratification, and I'm doubtful it was a free-market capitalist society.

Why white-knight communist purges?

edit: Added "for instance" to reduce the chance of pedantry
on either the macro or micro level your analysis fails, because either way we're talking about a world that still has slaves that die in pain, starvation and squalor while people on par with Egyptian Pharaohs in terms of indirect if not absolute power aren't even the top tier anymore

And I don't really white knight them? Just find it loving rich that the man-made famines of communism are somehow far worse than the man made famines of the capitalist system


LanceHunter posted:

Citation needed. (Seriously, any hard numbers you can tie this to would be greatly appreciated.)

In the meantime, here's some numbers to compete against. 4-10 million (non-famine deaths), 1.7 million, 40-70 million.

Actually hell, here's a whole index.


Sounds low, right? But this is the most prosperous that we have been in the entire history of humanity, and it's thanks to market capitalism.
If you, at one point say that "this is the most prosperous that we have been in the entire history of humanity, and it's thanks to market capitalism" you are saying that in absolute terms, we are richer than we have ever been before. If you hold this to be true, what do you feel about less than a hundred people controlling more than half the wealth of the entirety of mankind?

and yeah you can just imagine i linked the wikipedia articles for the indian/irish famine and the death toll for neo/colonialism if you really wanna go in that direction

also I can't tell if you're doing this in good faith or not but 2 AM is no time for good faith anyway

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

LanceHunter posted:

I'm not usually one to throw out communism's kill-count to throw all leftists under the bus, just tankies who try to stuff some of the largest atrocities of the 20th century down the memory hole while simultaneously claim that market capitalism is the deadliest ideology in human history.

It probably is. There's a lot of friction and churn. Lot of food and stuff, too, though.

My grade school report would be, "It is an ideology of contrasts, tyvm"

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Deceitful Penguin posted:

If you hold this to be true, what do you feel about less than a hundred people controlling more than half the wealth of the entirety of mankind?

I feel like if you find this state of affairs unusual you should probably read a history book?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Deceitful Penguin posted:

If you, at one point say that "this is the most prosperous that we have been in the entire history of humanity, and it's thanks to market capitalism" you are saying that in absolute terms, we are richer than we have ever been before. If you hold this to be true, what do you feel about less than a hundred people controlling more than half the wealth of the entirety of mankind?

Well I feel like the real disagreement is over how granular our characterizations should be and what they're framed around.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Nothing accomplishes the equal dispersion of wealth quite like hereditary aristocracy, amirite?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
How do I mark down Climate Change?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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its been a while since someone tried to set this crazy thread straight

kenner116
May 15, 2009
India didn't even start its market reforms until the early 90s.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Deceitful Penguin posted:


on either the macro or micro level your analysis fails, because either way we're talking about a world that still has slaves that die in pain, starvation and squalor while people on par with Egyptian Pharaohs in terms of indirect if not absolute power aren't even the top tier anymore

And I don't really white knight them? Just find it loving rich that the man-made famines of communism are somehow far worse than the man made famines of the capitalist system


Capitalism has a much longer history than any sort of organized communism, so theirs obviously a much larger field of potential horror stories to draw from, yet many of the worst examples in the last century came from communism. In the end, though, I think that the root the majority of humankind is awful, and this permeates everything, regardless of ideology.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Accretionist posted:

Well I feel like the real disagreement is over how granular our characterizations should be and what they're framed around.
In that you're right

Stringent posted:

Nothing accomplishes the equal dispersion of wealth quite like hereditary aristocracy, amirite?
One of my fav little things about discussions around China is actually looking at the 'meritocratic' bureaucratic system with its Imperial Examination and contrasting it with European Feudalism and asking if there really was that much of a difference for the common dirt-farmer despite the supposedly more enlightened character of the former

Accretionist posted:

How do I mark down Climate Change?
Tough, actually. How about 30% communism 70% capitalism

kenner116 posted:

India didn't even start its market reforms until the early 90s.
And if we're going to talk about India, I would want to talk about the contrast between the various states there with Kerala as the center focus due to them being ruled by Communists

Wizchine posted:

Capitalism has a much longer history than any sort of organized communism, so theirs obviously a much larger field of potential horror stories to draw from, yet many of the worst examples in the last century came from communism. In the end, though, I think that the root the majority of humankind is awful, and this permeates everything, regardless of ideology.
Hot-take: man is good and cool. Even weird dweebs who spend their time arguing with other weird dweebs on a dying forum have wonderful and beautiful sides to them and an intrinsic beauty.

somewhere. Deep inside

even Fojar

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Wizchine posted:

Capitalism has a much longer history than any sort of organized communism, so theirs obviously a much larger field of potential horror stories to draw from, yet many of the worst examples in the last century came from communism. In the end, though, I think that the root the majority of humankind is awful, and this permeates everything, regardless of ideology.

We instinctively self-sort into dominance hierarchies. I put most of the onus on that.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Deceitful Penguin posted:

and yeah you can just imagine i linked the wikipedia articles for the indian/irish famine and the death toll for neo/colonialism if you really wanna go in that direction

Bengal famine of 1943 - 2.1 million deaths
Great Famine (Ireland) - 1 million deaths

drat, it seems that even the terrible man-made famines under capitalism (even if we are to pretend colonialism is equivalent to market capitalism) still aren't as bad as those that happened under communist systems.

Hell, even if you add every single famine that happened in almost 200 years of British rule in India, you end up with around ~51 million deaths, which barely (maybe) beats what Mao was able to accomplish in a few short decades.

quote:

also I can't tell if you're doing this in good faith or not but 2 AM is no time for good faith anyway

Oh, you're EuroGoon. That explains a lot.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Stringent posted:

Nothing accomplishes the equal dispersion of wealth quite like hereditary aristocracy, amirite?

Read Piketty.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
zhe bu shi dnd chi shi si

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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VideoTapir posted:

Read Piketty.

Yeah, I ain't saying capitalism is good, it's just silly to say it's worse than what existed previously.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
Communism under an authoritarian regime reduces inequality for everyone (in China's case it's because everything has been destroyed in purges against imaginary capitalists), but the ruling class still gets more. Even if it's ¥8 cigarettes instead of the ¥2 stuff the rest of the populace is allowed to enjoy, assuming enough has been produced.

And opium wasn't illegal in the UK until 1910. You can call the decisions to start the Opium Wars greedy and imperialist, but calling it hypocrisy falls flat.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
yo go back to telling funny bike stories. i would also enjoy some hosed up/horribly DIYd architecture stories

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

its been a while since someone tried to set this crazy thread straight

lol

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Grand Fromage posted:

Also I haven't read that book so I'm not going to argue hard but the "prohibition was worse than the drug" thesis is commonly accepted in a whole range of places and times.

It's pretty interesting and Dikotter's arguments are not as unreasonable as some would lead you to believe. Here's a few chapters scraped from Google books.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Haier posted:

I went to the bakery I usually go to get some donuts. They didn't have any, but had some cream puffs that usually own really hard. The cream they make is amazing and I will immediately buy anything they put out with that cream as an ingredient.
I bough the puffs and came home, opened the bag, took a bite, spit out my bite, gagged. loving durian cream. I bit the others in the bag to see if I had a regular one, but they were all durian. I had to open my doors and light incense to get that disgusting smell out. I will be tasting it for the 12 hours at least. God drat it. Night ruined.

you really glossed over the part here where you bought an entire bag of something without having any idea what you were buying

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

bring back old gbs posted:

yo go back to telling funny bike stories. i would also enjoy some hosed up/horribly DIYd architecture stories

here's a webm to tide you over

https://zippy.gfycat.com/EnchantedElatedHedgehog.webm

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Glenn Quebec posted:

I hate HK and China by proxy.
LOL, this was bound to happen eventually when working with those people. You got faced so hard that you'll be reeling for a long time. Since you've called her/them out on their bullshit, they will never cooperate with you again in a way that makes things go smoothly. You have deeply, deeply hurt their precious baby feelings and now you are the bad guy in their minds forever. The only way they know how to respond, unless they can't get away with it, is by passive-aggressive petty retribution designed to make you pull your hair out. Basically, work is going to be extra lovely from now on if they can get away with it.

RIP Glenn.

hakimashou posted:

Indians have freedom.
LOL

bring back old gbs posted:

yo go back to telling funny bike stories. i would also enjoy some hosed up/horribly DIYd architecture stories
Last night I noticed the old people fake-exercise Qi-gathering station outside the building where I work had pull-up bars installed. I have not done pull-ups since I left the US, so I immediately went over and gave it a go. I jumped up and did one. The entire thing sagged as I was pulling myself up. I tried again, and it continued to sag. I am only 74kg/163lbs and now one more instance of chabuduo has ruined something for me in China.

LentThem posted:

you really glossed over the part here where you bought an entire bag of something without having any idea what you were buying
They always keep the cream puffs in the same spot, and every time I have bought them they were plain cream. They suddenly replaced them with durian cream. I was totally unprepared.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Study to find out just how toxic Chinese teas are finds out that Chinese teas are indeed bad for healthy, even though hot water is present.

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/jt/2013/370460/

quote:

All teas contained significant amounts of aluminum. Tea leaves contained from 568 to 3287 ng/g of tea. All brewed teas steeped for 3 or 15 minutes contained detectable levels of aluminum. The range was 1131 μgm/L to 8324 μgm/L steeping for 3 minute and 1413 μgm/L to 11449 μgm/L steeping for 15 minutes. Only 2 teas had levels above acceptable limits at 3 minutes of brewing but 6 of the teas had levels greater than the upper acceptable daily limit of 7000 μgm/L. Clearly letting tea steep for longer than 3 minutes is not advisable. Two of the organic green teas had levels above 10,000 μgm/L brewed for 15 minutes. :lol:

All brewed tea and tea leaves had detectable lead levels with Chinese oolong teas having the highest levels, followed by green tea and regular black tea having lower levels. Organic white teas had the lowest lead level. Levels ranged from 0.1 μgm/L to 4.39 μgm/L after subtracting the level found after brewing distilled water in fine china cups.

All brewed tea and tea leaves had detectable arsenic with Chinese oolong teas (organic or regular) having the highest levels. Levels in all teas ranged from 0.06 μgm to 1.12 μgm/L of tea steeped for 3 minutes to 0.08 to 1.27 μgm/L of tea steeped for 15 minutes.

All tea leaves had detectable levels of cadmium. 21 teas had detectable levels after 15 minutes brewing while only 18 teas had detectable levels after 3 minutes brewing suggesting that there is further leaching of this toxicant into the water over time. The highest level was 0.067 μgm/L found in standard oolong tea from China.

All tea leaves and brewed teas had detectable levels of cesium with one organic tea having 3103 ng/g in the dry leaf, 12.4 μgm/L at 3 minutes of brewing and 16.5 μgm/L at 15 minutes of brewing.

All tea leaves had detectable levels of tin but only two brewed samples had nonsignificant levels detected in the teas.

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

Deceitful Penguin posted:

:911:
imagine if the Chinese had mastered personal space flight and gone to the moon en masse

imagine if they'd learned to drink ocean water and live purely off that, slowly but surely sipping away the sea

imagine if free market capitalism wasn't the ideology that has murdered and continues to murder the most amount of people in world history and created the most comical levels of inequality in the history of man

what a wild and amazing ride of imagination the China GBS thread is

I found Pro-PRC Laowai. That means I win the thread, right?

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Look rehashing which terrible form of government killed the most civilians for the nine hundredth time is fun and all, but what we should REALLY be doing is designing an amazing looking Power Point for Glen.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Haier posted:

Study to find out just how toxic Chinese teas are finds out that Chinese teas are indeed bad for healthy, even though hot water is present.

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/jt/2013/370460/

there's so much good poo poo in that study

quote:

However, in the real world of tea drinking it is important to look at several other factors to minimize exposure to heavy metals.

First the source of tea and where it was grown (country of origin) must be considered; see Table 4. It would be optimal to drink tea with minimal exposure to toxicants in ground water, soil, air, and rain. Second one must consider the water that the tea is brewed with that may contain contaminants. Tap water does contain more contaminants than distilled water. Third the vessels that the water is boiled in may contribute to toxicants and the cups either glass or fine china used for steeping may or may not contribute to the toxic load. In this study the leaching of lead from the fine china cups into distilled water alone resulted in a lead level of 0.4 μgm/L. This was subtracted from all the analysis results of the teas to obtain the true level contributed by the brewed tea.

Every cup of tea in china is a delicious metal soup created when the metal-filled leaves are boiled in metal-filled water and then consumed from cups that contribute their own metal

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Haier posted:

Study to find out just how toxic Chinese teas are finds out that Chinese teas are indeed bad for healthy, even though hot water is present.

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/jt/2013/370460/

how in the living gently caress do they get LEAD into their TEA LEAAAAVES

I guess this means I have to stop buying loose black tea at the chinese market near me.

Also, who brews tea for fifteen minutes?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Oh my god, debating about which scholars are the most basic to cite is the most freshman-year 101 argument possible, please don't let things go down that way

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

theres a will theres moe posted:

how in the living gently caress do they get LEAD into their TEA LEAAAAVES

I guess this means I have to stop buying loose black tea at the chinese market near me.

Also, who brews tea for fifteen minutes?

a lot of people just throw leaves in the mug, fill it with super hot water, and then just keep the leaves in there for 2-3 glasses, so overall brewing time is like 2-3 hours


im the shanghai bus driver that carries a sealed plastic thermos full of hot water and cheap green tea that has been 'brewing' for half a shift so that the thermos looks like it's full of piss from a dehydrated person

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

LentThem posted:

there's so much good poo poo in that study


Every cup of tea in china is a delicious metal soup created when the metal-filled leaves are boiled in metal-filled water and then consumed from cups that contribute their own metal

quote:

The drinking of more than 5 liters of tea per week may result in dental or skeletal fluorosis [4]. Mercury, lead, arsenic, and cadmium as well as other toxic elements have been found in tea leaves as described in the literature [5, 6]. Lead, arsenic, and cadmium have also been found in brewed black tea [7]. These soil and air contaminants may be directly related to the use of coal fired power plants. The use of coal in China has increased to 3.8 billion tons or about 47% of global coal consumption. Coal burning power plants supply 70% of the energy in China [8]. Pollutants such as lead and mercury from power plants are affecting the development of children, with lead resulting in significant decrease in social and average developmental quotients [9].
LOL. "Just by being in China, the tea trees will deliver you a delightful bouquet of sweet and delicious heavy metals."

It makes me glad that if I have caffeine, it is from yerba mate or coffee, none of which are from China. Those lovely energy drinks here are OK at best.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Pirate Radar posted:

Oh my god, debating about which scholars are the most basic to cite is the most freshman-year 101 argument possible, please don't let things go down that way

How do you like them apples?

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LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Haier posted:

LOL. "Just by being in China, the tea trees will deliver you a delightful bouquet of sweet and delicious heavy metals."

It makes me glad that if I have caffeine, it is from yerba mate or coffee, none of which are from China. Those lovely energy drinks here are OK at best.

that study is from 4 years ago so I imagine the contamination levels are higher now...i wonder if it helps at all that i usually just buy tea imported from sri lanka or just from marks & spencer since i dont like loose-leaf tea and the only local stuff in bags is Lipton


Edit: Hahaha i take lead pills to supplement my daily lead intake

"The allowable limit for lead ingestion for adults is 15 μgm daily. All brewed teas had detectable levels of lead above that found using distilled water in fine china tea cups and one of the teas had 4.4 μgm/L of lead. Since tea is only part of what may be ingested on a daily basis this may be significant. Some nutritional supplements also have high levels of lead especially Chinese and Ayurvedic herbal remedies [51]. In combination it would be easy to exceed this daily limit. Chinese oolong teas had the highest levels of lead and although this is below the acceptable standard of 15 μgm/day are best avoided."

LentThem fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Apr 18, 2017

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