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foodfight posted:Ring 3-D Ring 2 was absolutely awful. I'm usually a fan of J-Horror but did find the American remake of the Ring to be better than the original (and the only good remake), but Ring 2 was just a weird mess. Samara was scary enough in 2D, we don't need to bring that crawling out of the TV illusion to life  Slasherfan posted:laser surgery I don't know, now that we've got weird Serbian torture porn and movies of people being turned into centipedes anything they put in those movies just doesn't seem like it could be that shocking anymore, but there's something that really bothers a lot of people about touching eyeballs. I could see (no pun intended) this being really uncomfortable to watch, especially in 3D.
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This title gives me a headache. How can something be the Final Destination but also a New Beginning?!?
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bad movie knight posted:Also, is Dante 01 any good? IMDb rates it as 5.0, but it is a Marc Caro film about a mental institution at the edge of space... It's not bad. It reaches, and I think fails to grasp, at a higher meaning but it has some visuals to keep you engaged and claustrophobic. Some of the cast really helps sell it and a few others seem like mistakes. To be honest, it reminds me of a better Alien Resurrection in that it has some strong visuals from time to time and good ideas but doesn't have the script to match its ambitions. Of course, there were a handful of other problems affecting the other movie, but then again I'm not so solidly against it as most seem to be.
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Blast Fantasto posted:This title gives me a headache. How can something be the Final Destination but also a New Beginning?!? The beginning of the end? Already?!
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Apr 27, 2010 18:46
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drat it, as much as I was against the remake of Friday the 13th... after seeing it, I want them to make more. I'm kind of sad now.
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Apr 27, 2010 19:10
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InfiniteZero posted:Watching the hugely superior original series of films over and over is much more effective and fun though. It's not like the remake broke any new ground, save for the inclusion of scientifically enhanced boobs. Right but I heard rumours that there was finally talk about having it in a winter setting. Something that has been on the top of my 'Jason want list' since they finally made FvJ.
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Apr 27, 2010 19:42
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Boinks posted:Right but I heard rumours that there was finally talk about having it in a winter setting. Something that has been on the top of my 'Jason want list' since they finally made FvJ. I wouldn't mind seeing more of the 2nd half of Jason Takes Manhattan. Jason hamming it up in an urban setting.
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Apr 27, 2010 19:55
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InfiniteZero posted:Maybe somebody can hire people at ILM to digitally create "Enhanced" versions of the original series so all of the actresses (except for Pamela Voorhees of course) would have CG enhanced boobs? That would be just as good. They could do something like that, maybe. 
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This franchise really failed to get silly. I want my horror sequels to lighten up a little by the fourth episode.
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InfiniteZero posted:I guess they could also add some nu-Metal to the soundtrack too. Seeing Crispin Glover dance to Slipknot would be sort of cool. That's a horrible idea made of suck. Now that the rights for the songs they couldn't afford in the 80's are dirt cheap, if they were gonna do something like that they should put in the music they wanted and rescore the movies with lots of Men Without Hats and Steve Winwood and Genesis.
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I just watched Stag Night which I thought was pretty decent. Could of been better but fun enough. The plot involves 4 guys out on a stag night taking a train to a strip joint. Something happens on train and they end up forcing the door open to get out at a closed down stop with 2 girls. Once there they find out the underground is full of cannibals out for blood. Not very original at all. My biggest complaint would be the camera shakes around a lot during the action scenes and chase scenes. It's already a confined dimly lit area, throw in shaky cam and you can't tell what the gently caress is happening sometimes. Also I find female leads better in these sorts of movies, don't know why but I do. It doesn't help that the guys argue alot. There are some good stalk scenes (Love the esculator opening bit) and some decent gore, it had a great head gag. I think it's worth a watch.
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Blast Fantasto posted:This title gives me a headache. How can something be the Final Destination but also a New Beginning?!? I just like that part five is "A New Beginning," as it was exactly the same with the Friday the 13th franchise. By the by, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning sucked rear end.
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I liked A New Beginning almost entirely because every character in the movie was just asking to be killed, now Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood sucked. Also not a big fan of the third one either.
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I just added A New Beginning after Final Destination 5 as a joke, that's not the real title.
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Slasherfan posted:I just added A New Beginning after Final Destination 5 as a joke, that's not the real title.
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Slasherfan posted:I just added A New Beginning after Final Destination 5 as a joke, that's not the real title. Aww, I was so excited that it was going to be that. You ruined my day. 
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Apr 28, 2010 19:59
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Random, but I would pay big money to see Scooby Doo: Mystery of Camp Crystal Lake
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Tony Danza Claus posted:That's a horrible idea made of suck. Oh I know this, but it's what the kids want! LtKenFrankenstein posted:By the by, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning sucked rear end. This is crazy talk. CRAZY TALK. The whole movie is validated by Debi Sue Voorhees' nude scene alone. InfiniteZero fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Apr 28, 2010 |
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InfiniteZero posted:Oh I know this, but it's what the kids want!
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InfiniteZero posted:This is crazy talk. CRAZY TALK. The whole movie is validated by Debi Sue Voorhees' nude scene alone. Those tits were the best tits. They're the tits that other big tits sacrifice little tits to as it is their god.
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Slasherfan posted:I just watched Stag Night which I thought was pretty decent. Could of been better but fun enough.
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InfiniteZero posted:This is crazy talk. CRAZY TALK. The whole movie is validated by Debi Sue Voorhees' nude scene alone. Hands down best nude scene of the 80s.
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Volume posted:I saw this movie and I liked it despite being against slashers in general. My only complaint was the ending. He worked drat hard to get out, he earned his right to live! Bastards killed him anyways. Yeah I didn't like the ending either.
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ultraviolence123 posted:Hands down best nude scene of the 80s. Alright, those were some epic tits in Friday V. Best of the series. But dude. Phoebe Cates, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Best nude scene of the 80's. By far. In fact, ever.
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Wilhelm Scream posted:I liked A New Beginning almost entirely because every character in the movie was just asking to be killed, now Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood sucked. I think 7 had the best Jason by far.
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 Joss Whedons and Drew Goddards Cabin in the Woods looks like it is finally going to be released. It's just had its rating announced as well as its release date. quote:Horror comedy The Cabin in the Woods, written by Joss Whedon, received an R rating for "strong bloody horror violence and gore, language, drug use and some sexuality/nudity." The 3D release is scheduled for Jan. 14, 2011 Website here. I am cautiously looking forward to this. The rating sounds like it might be good gory fun and Goddard worked on the better of the Buffy episodes so fingers crossed. edit: Nudity aside, you are all crazy. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is the best of the lot if only for the conversation the two kids have while hiding under the bed while Jason roams the campsite. "So what did you want to be when you grew up?" Local Group Bus fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Apr 29, 2010 |
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Local Group Bus posted:
Part 6 is my favorite for a bunch of reasons: "Remember, where the red dot goes....ya bang!" Triple decapitation, the sheriff's kill where he gets bent in half, more but I cant remember off the top of my head. Thom Mathews is great through the whole thing.
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Didn't 6 also have the sleeping bag death? Oh, and look what I just found. Excellent Friday the 13th motion poster. Where can I get one?
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7 had the sleeping bag death. I like F13th 2 and 4 for that old "at camp" feel even though 4 took place at a house. 1 was stupid, but okay for what it was, 3 was annoying. 5 would have actually been a lot better were the kills not first person through 85% of the movie (why are we not seeing a masked face?). It was still drat funny. 6 was okay, I guess, 7 was a worse version of 6, 8 was kind of amusing but hurt by the editing and Jason teleporting, literally, everywhere (and the lack of New York if you were expecting that), I hate 9 and X, FvJ was hilarious, the remake was the only one where I thought a death was kind of "rough."
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Darko posted:7 had the sleeping bag death. What kind of person thinks FvJ is hilarious but hates Jason X?!? You are an enigma, sir.
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Blast Fantasto posted:What kind of person thinks FvJ is hilarious but hates Jason X?!? You are an enigma, sir. Jason X was like an episode of Andromeda with special guest Jason Voorhees.
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There are no bad F13s, just ones worse than others, like five and six. Anyway I'm watching Legion now and I love the concept and the ideas it puts up but the movie is a pretty paint by numbers "fortress horror/action" flick.
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Blast Fantasto posted:What kind of person thinks FvJ is hilarious but hates Jason X?!? You are an enigma, sir. The humor timing and pacing was completely different between the two, the funniest thing about FvJ was Robert Englund, who wasn't in Jason X, and Jason X has the worst looking digital filming I've seen in a cinema release that just makes me mad while watching.
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Boinks posted:Part 6 is my favorite for a bunch of reasons: 6 also had the most metal death: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92sKzGKZv4Y
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Local Group Bus posted:
By that train of thought, Cabin Fever is a rip off of Evil Dead.
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Volume posted:This looks pretty cool. Though I'm upset that I checked out the IMDB page. There's already people bitching that it's a Cabin Fever rip off based off the fact that there's a cabin. Evil Dead: The Musical has a really catchy song right at the start called "Cabin In The Woods" and whenever I see that poster, I hear the song in my head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twLvGfYJOU0 (you can see other versions of it properly on YouTube, but I'm a fan of the Toronto cast)
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Volume posted:This looks pretty cool. Though I'm upset that I checked out the IMDB page. There's already people bitching that it's a Cabin Fever rip off based off the fact that there's a cabin. That movie poster is probably not helping the Cabin Fever ripoff vibe. Honestly if I saw that title and cover in the store I'd assume it was some type of Transmorphers style deal. (I know nothing of this movie.)
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weekly font posted:There are no bad F13s, just ones worse than others, like five and six. Five just has the most ridiculous body count and deaths... and the best boobs. Everyone else hates it for the lack of actual Jason. I love it though, I think the cast and characters are great. Six is easily the best of the series. It doesn't take itself seriously and just has a good time. Awesome ridiculous deaths, everything looks great. I just love that one. I don't see how anyone can call these two bad when you are talking about a series that includes Jason Takes Manhattan (a.k.a. Jason on a Boat). The book Crystal Lake Memories is awesome by the way.
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InfiniteZero posted:Evil Dead: The Musical has a really catchy song right at the start called "Cabin In The Woods" and whenever I see that poster, I hear the song in my head. Sorry for the random tangent, but I am going to be this for the second time tomorrow in Boston. (er, rather... my first time was in NYC.)
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TUS posted:Sorry for the random tangent, but I am going to be this for the second time tomorrow in Boston. (er, rather... my first time was in NYC.) At UMass? If so, a good friend of mine is doing the monster makeup/gore for the show.
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