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Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Why does he have an Ohio zip code on his back?

Apparently it's Bochum's as well. Still stupid af.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 13:42

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:56

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

# ? Jul 27, 2017 16:47

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://streamable.com/c8hhd

# ? Jul 27, 2017 17:01

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

ephex posted:

https://streamable.com/c8hhd

Biabiany is insanely bad

# ? Jul 27, 2017 17:03

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

ephex posted:

https://streamable.com/c8hhd

Lmao

# ? Jul 27, 2017 17:30

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Gigi Galli posted:

Biabiany is insanely bad

Hello Biabany

# ? Jul 27, 2017 17:32

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Sane's tattoo is of him scoring a goal in a tie that his team lost

lol

# ? Jul 27, 2017 17:56

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

oh my god, that tattoo is so horribly done. good god, was he trying not to spend much money?

http://www.espnfc.com/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3165297/leroy-sanes-massive-tattoo-of-himself-across-his-back-is-complete

# ? Jul 27, 2017 18:30

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

shut up blegum posted:

Hello Biabany

reported for mod sass. enjoy your freaking ban.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 18:37

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Paperhouse posted:

Sane's tattoo is of him scoring a goal in a tie that his team lost

lol

lmao

# ? Jul 27, 2017 20:11

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

# ? Jul 27, 2017 21:40

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Owns.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 21:44

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Shrapnig posted:

Owns.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 22:00

cadfael: Nov 7, 2010

# ? Jul 27, 2017 22:32

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Props to large Josmer wearing Copas.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 22:53

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Weaponized Cum posted:

Hell yes

# ? Jul 28, 2017 01:11

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Shrapnig posted:

Props to large Josmer wearing Copas.

They look like a fancy dan model though.

# ? Jul 28, 2017 08:25

quiet enjoyment: May 11, 2009

ephex posted:

https://streamable.com/c8hhd

my god lmao

# ? Jul 28, 2017 13:50

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

https://streamable.com/lge7a

# ? Jul 28, 2017 18:05

Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

blue footed boobie posted:

https://streamable.com/lge7a

Lmao what? How?

# ? Jul 28, 2017 18:22

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

Frankston posted:

John Terry already leading Villa to cup glory

If someone could please Photoshop this to a smiling Glen Johnson popping out wearing a shirt of fellow totally-not-a-racist Luis Suarez so I could use it as my av, that would be awesome.

fake edit: had to go back and see what the original Worst Weekend post was, even greater than I remembered:

insane guy on RAWK posted:

i have a very efective idea can someone pass it to those in the know. ITK!!!

just before kick off when the cameras are on, the team forms a circle chain chanting very loudly, "NEGRITO! NEGRITO! NEGRITO!

Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

this all ends with a loud "we willl never walk alone!" war cry from all the players1

# ? Jul 28, 2017 18:44

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

Pro click

https://streamable.com/5p7ld

# ? Jul 28, 2017 19:01

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

blue footed boobie posted:

https://streamable.com/lge7a

allahu akbar

# ? Jul 28, 2017 19:27

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

oliwan posted:

Loving Leroy Sane's new tattoo

https://twitter.com/Karlo_Kolumna/status/890104689580290048

Heil Franz Ferdinand?

# ? Jul 28, 2017 19:44

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

sticksy posted:

If someone could please Photoshop this to a smiling Glen Johnson popping out wearing a shirt of fellow totally-not-a-racist Luis Suarez so I could use it as my av, that would be awesome.

fake edit: had to go back and see what the original Worst Weekend post was, even greater than I remembered:

if you do get the av there's no better title text than OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!

# ? Jul 28, 2017 22:28

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Weaponized Cum posted:

The home one should be a can, and the away one should be a bottle.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 03:55

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

BrigadierSensible posted:

The home one should be a can, and the away one should be a bottle.

why

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:58

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

sticksy posted:

If someone could please Photoshop this to a smiling Glen Johnson popping out wearing a shirt of fellow totally-not-a-racist Luis Suarez so I could use it as my av, that would be awesome.

fake edit: had to go back and see what the original Worst Weekend post was, even greater than I remembered:

it's beautiful

# ? Jul 29, 2017 10:27

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

oliwan posted:

why

Because when I drink at home I do it from cans, but am a classier gentleman when out and then I order bottles.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:29

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

I thought it was because you'd want the away fans to 'bottle' the game.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:38

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

shut up blegum posted:

I thought it was because you'd want the away fans to 'bottle' the game.

That would have made more sense that what he actually posted.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 14:19

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/EdenDassidy/status/891286867953549312

# ? Jul 29, 2017 14:20

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/EdenDassidy/status/891286867953549312

Magisterial

# ? Jul 29, 2017 14:23

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/EdenDassidy/status/891286867953549312

Lmao he's such a shithouse

# ? Jul 29, 2017 15:05

Kiger_Soze: Feb 1, 2005

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/EdenDassidy/status/891286867953549312

Reminds me of the carl jenkinson stoppage time masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQAeGbjU3bY

Looks like he is about to puke afterwards.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 16:39

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)