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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


No dice. Humans don't have penis bones :colbert:

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Make me a set of fossilized dino poo poo dice and we'll talk.

https://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Fossil-Coprolite-Fossilized-Large/dp/B00DEL6GAU

Would be cheaper than penis dice, I imagine.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Xarbala posted:

One dice

Two die


Red die, blue die


Kwyndig posted:

No dice. Humans don't have penis bones :colbert:

But I bet you could figure out a way to harden the testicles

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

DiHK posted:

Red die, blue die


But I bet you could figure out a way to harden the testicles

freeze the pee

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



Dice are stored in the balls.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

DARE YOU ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM OF THE WHIZZARD?

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

PinheadSlim posted:

Make me a set of fossilized dino poo poo dice and we'll talk.

https://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Fossil-Coprolite-Fossilized-Large/dp/B00DEL6GAU

Would be cheaper than penis dice, I imagine.

A friend had one of those and always invited people to check it out before telling them what it was. After he told them, every person would smell their fingers. Every. Single. One. (I did too) It was hilarious.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/05/10/bandai-and-warhammer4-our-powers-combinedgw-homepage-post-2/

:3:

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Okay I really want that Skitarii ranger.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Kawaii ~~~~~

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Where's my little body giant head chaos rep tho

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


HebrewMagic posted:

Where's my little body giant head chaos rep tho

No Ork either which is just :wrong:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

There’s an ork right there!

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Synthbuttrange posted:

There’s an ork right there!

Is that some kind of joke I’m missing?

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
Look at the Crimson fist guy

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Doctor Zero posted:

Is that some kind of joke I’m missing?

yes!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Idgi

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Watching y'all struggle with this is giving me anxiety.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?






Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I love it

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
That's the only good use for broccoli.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Broccoli is delicious and nutritous

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
and it gives a nice cover save

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Denying their opponent a cover save is an excellent way to get kids to eat their vegetables.

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that
Wouldn't the broccoli rot after a while? Or at least wilt? I admit, I've never left broccoli out for very long

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

itll dry out and get stanky

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Synthbuttrange posted:

itll dry out and get stanky

Same thing that happened when your mom cooked it.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Same thing that happened when your mom cooked it.

:O

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

oh nooo

but in reality she does a pretty great broccoli stir fry. idk why it gets a bad rap in western countries. :|

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
i like broccoli but my tiny mans won't eat it

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



When you grew up and were like, "let me cook you a nice meal" to your parents and they were like, "oh, that's too spicy. What did you put in this?"

And then you're like uhhhhhh, "black pepper?"

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Synthbuttrange posted:

oh nooo

but in reality she does a pretty great broccoli stir fry. idk why it gets a bad rap in western countries. :|

Because most white people in North America have the palette of a temperamental 4 year old.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Because most white people in North America have the palette of a temperamental 4 year old.
That used to be true but is less so now. I remember back in the '80s when there was this "super-duper, face-meltingly hot new pepper" coming out of Mexico: the jalapeno. Oooh, scary!

Now we pack them full of cheese and eat them whole. Sriracha is the new ketchup, ffs. This country's got a long way to go before we're full-on Thai or southern Indian, but a lot of people like hot foods. This is doubly true if they smoke and have basically nuked all sense of taste.

EDIT: Broccoli hot-take: As I mentioned somewhere else, broccoli got a whole lot better once I got older and discovered smoked salt. So. Good.

Ilor fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 14, 2019

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

That's the only good use for broccoli.

Wow, I thought you were cool forums poster Iron Crowned. Broccoli and other brassica are great.

Floppychop
Mar 30, 2012

Broccoli is delicious. Even as a kid I never understood the hate for it.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Mostly comes from parents who can't cook broccoli, probably.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
Well, it's partly lovely cooking (broccoli should steamed, ffs, not boiled), but broccoli is actually one of those foods that different people experience radically differently. Cilantro is like this as well, and to me it tastes a little like soap. My wife describes broccoli as having a "slightly sweet" taste, which I think is absolutely loving bonkers. To me it has a pretty bitter taste. I've come to appreciate bitterness as a flavor profile as I have aged (I dig arugula now, for instance), but I still don't view broccoli as anything close to "sweet."

Then again, I apparently lack the genetic markers to detect two of the three main compounds commonly found in skunk spray (one sour/acrid, one bitter, and one oily). I only get the oily element, so to me skunk smells for all the world like greasy french fries. You know it's bad when you pass ripe skunk road-kill and everyone else in the car is retching while you're suddenly thinking to yourself, "Man, I could really go for some McDonalds right now..."

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

smug jeebus posted:

Broccoli is delicious and nutritous

Kiavahr
Oct 17, 2013

Outrageous Lumpwad
Is there a better sauce vector among vegetables? I don't think so.

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Roasted broccoli with garlic and parmesan cheese is broccoli inspiration



Boiled broccoli is broccoli uninspiration, and explains why so many people hate it.

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