TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

hey look on the bright side

Nuclear fireballs

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 22:44

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Donald Dre Trump

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

oh good, a rabbi

oh god his voice

the alt-right circlejerk is going to love the speech and then hate this guy and it's going to be a shitshow

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

cams: Mar 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/AP/status/822493420707053570

literally the opposite of the truth

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Nichael posted:

and allies.

The strong need no allies.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

currently outlined priorities of the Trump administration:

1) America first, gently caress you world
2) Eliminate radical islamic terrorism from the face of the earth
3) Conquer space
4) Cure all disease

oh ok, this sounds achievable and not the start of a terrible dystopia

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/822494006965923840

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:20

McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Boner Zone posted:

what branch of military should I volunteer for when they restart the draft

Naval Seabees

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/822493506702692353

JUST LOL

THSI PISSBHABY IS TAKING WEEKENDS OFF!!! loving AMAZING HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH HOLY loving poo poo IM GOING INSANE

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

So when does he start dropping bombs

He's been dropping truth bombs since the primaries, friend

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

The Human Crouton posted:

This should have scared the gently caress out of our enemies.

Am...am I the enemy? Scared the gently caress out of me!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Boner Zone posted:

what branch of military should I volunteer for when they restart the draft

dunno but that one seems pretty cool

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

jBrereton posted:

Come on Canada. Repeal and Replace Donald Trump.

Too busy trying to get Kevin oleary elected

I'm not joking

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

So many terrible secrets of space to unlock.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/822493506702692353

none of these tweets are ever funny why do people post them

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

cams posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/822493420707053570

literally the opposite of the truth

Ahem, I think you'll find that's exactly what he said.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/822489438479650816

heal the divisions they say

From one orange man to another

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Just tell me about the aliens now Trump. The ones from space not mexico.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:21

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Now off to the gas chamber with you

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/822493328457474049

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Feb 2, 2017

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Boner Zone posted:

what branch of military should I volunteer for when they restart the draft

if you're not too old for the draft

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

That sounded like a Larry David parody of a rabbi speech

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/822494006965923840

This man

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeORSIeb0U

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

CherryCola posted:

Am...am I the enemy? Scared the gently caress out of me!

Check to see if you are wearing the hat. That's the easiest way to tell.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/822493328457474049

Rofl

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Nichael posted:

lol at the non-americans laughing at us like you guys aren't all dealing with far right bitchboys too

Dealing with them since the 80s, never really elected one but it will probably change shortly because the LAND OF FREE caved at their first encounter with a populist lol. And we are getting the Ivanka version :france:

Enjoy your new model of the golfer in chief.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:22

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Realtalk I know Trump says he's not really getting started until Monday but are they really not going to get anything done after the inauguration? Straight onto the balls? No signing some executive orders or legislation real quick?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

he;lp theyre jamm~ign my twitter sign*l

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

that speech was amazing

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

oh good, the ominous clouds rolling in and the rain is a sign of good things to come.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

By this point I sincerely don't know which is more terrifying. Him trying to keep his promises, or him lying about everything and doing what GOP wants.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Baloogan posted:

that speech was amazing

Trump won, let us all be brothers in Trump

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

that speech was amazing

stop gaslighting me

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CubsWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/822493572448616449

he gets it :hai:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

lol full fascism now

but first to flee town for the weekend before the counter march that dwarfs my crowd shows up

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Dolash posted:

Realtalk I know Trump says he's not really getting started until Monday but are they really not going to get anything done after the inauguration? Straight onto the balls? No signing some executive orders or legislation real quick?

no, despair is like a wine where you must enjoy the heady bouquet before consuming

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

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1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Iron Crowned posted:

if you're not too old for the draft

military age is 14-50

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

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