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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
it's not even about making things easier tho it's about making people impressed

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I don't want to touch screens, I wanna finger holograms.
Someone invent me a functional cryochamber so I can go to sleep and wake up in the future!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

bird with big dick posted:

Pretty stupid to buy 200 different home automation products when a year from now you’ll just be able to buy one single home automation product that can handle everything from “turn off the lights” to “cook me a three Michelin star dinner” to “grow me a garden” to “go work 72 hours straight at an Amazon warehouse.”

--Elon Musk, 11-05-2015

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Jesus Christ, do something stupid and/or racist, Musk, because this is insufferable.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

gschmidl posted:

Jesus Christ, do something stupid and/or racist, Musk, because this is insufferable.

Be the change you want to see

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
consider the kind of things he doesn't post for the entire world to see

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Jesus Christ is the battle between the luddites and home automation weebs still going?!

Yeah make some extremely racist tweets already, Elon

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Avirosb posted:

I don't want to touch screens, I wanna finger holograms.

Hatsune Miku says to leave her alone.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Avirosb posted:

Be the change you want to see

quote:

May 11 (Reuters) - Starlink, the satellite arm of Elon Musk's SpaceX, warned on Saturday of a "degraded service" as the Earth is battered by the biggest geomagnetic storm due to solar activity in two decades.

Starlink owns around 60% of the roughly 7,500 satellites orbiting Earth and is a dominant player in satellite internet.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Busy railing against Australia for asking them to take a stabbing video down.





R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
has anyone actually questioned him directly about bowing to turkey etc

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
The gall, the absolute nerve of Australia I swear

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Lol, just outright taking the quote out of context. Not even trying to hide it.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Is it legal to doubt Elon's hairline on X the unlicensed meme app?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences yadda yadda

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

i wonder how mad he is that he's not on there

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





ben shapino posted:

yes we all love products. gadgets, gizmos... click click click click click


https://youtu.be/T7jH-5YQLcE?si=mFP4s6RTw4qbDoq6

Time-stamp should be at 2:41

Leon Sumbitches fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 11, 2024

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

R.L. Stine posted:

i wonder how mad he is that he's not on there

He’s not on there because he paid 44 billion to shitpost.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol I forgot about those payouts

I wonder what MRBEAST got paid for his second video? Googlin only comes back with the $260k or whatever he got for his first one and nothing else

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/elon-musks-x-tried-and-failed-to-make-its-own-copyright-system-judge-says/

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Only 1 of these has over a million followers. Any guesses?

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

lol at that grandpa photo

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Should I know who any of these people are?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


A lot of the biggest paid youtube accounts are more or less glorified shitposting accounts and they'd laugh at these numbers, which are definitely real and not at all made up

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Thanks for this list of probable nazis

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Those numbers loving suck lmao

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Steadiman posted:

Should I know who any of these people are?

I only recognize a handful as ones Musk replies to constantly. Like I said, only 1 has over a million subscribers. The numbers are completely made up.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
So you couldn't even find 12 accounts that got more than 300 bucks, huh

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib


Saw a Cybertruck in the wild and it was just as dumb looking as you would think

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


SalTheBard posted:



Saw a Cybertruck in the wild and it was just as dumb looking as you would think

I think I know which flooring company I'm going with, given the options.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

It's definitely a good sign that everyone who buys a cybertruck immediately slaps a wrap on it because the exterior looks like poo poo in seconds

Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 11, 2024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SalTheBard posted:



Saw a Cybertruck in the wild and it was just as dumb looking as you would think

Lol, somehow the rear panel logo looks even worse than the body wrap ads, it's like it's specifically asking you to look at how cheap and boxy the rear end looks.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I hope it's easy to wrap and the guys doing it are jacking up the prices for these dorks

They deserve to get ripped off lol

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Kit Walker posted:

It's definitely a good sign that everyone who buys a cybertruck immediately slaps a wrap on it because the exterior looks like poo poo in seconds

of all the many stupid aspects of that thing, the stainless steel body is easily the thing i understand the least

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Anderson Koopa posted:

I think I know which flooring company I'm going with, given the options.

"Yeah, we are only able to carry ten tiles at a time or the side panels puncture the tires and the coolant fluid leaks from the system, so this is going to take a while"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol small business owner justifying the $100k toy as an investment

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023

I just want to tell you that this is the funniest loving thing I’ve seen since I read about the “patina”

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

very human design, totally inscrutable and obtuse.

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