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The MSJ posted:Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are kidnapped. Poor kidnappers. Whoever cut that trailer deserves a raise. I know that movie will be an unfunny cringefest, but they put all the best bits together and made it look interesting. I won't be seeing it, but it looks not terrible based on that trailer alone.
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Ammanas posted:I don't think people care anymore. Yeah you'll get some folks calling her a fat pig but that's what the internet is for, man. Hell, we got some idiots here already making fun of both of em for it. Who gives a poo poo they aren't pristine fake women.
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Feb 8, 2017 16:17
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Vintersorg posted:Hell, we got some idiots here already making fun of both of em for it. Goldie Hawn is very fake. That's not a face that has aged naturally.
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Feb 8, 2017 16:27
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At least her surgeon is better than Meg Ryan's
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Indolent Bastard posted:Whoever cut that trailer deserves a raise. I know that movie will be an unfunny cringefest, but they put all the best bits together and made it look interesting. I won't be seeing it, but it looks not terrible based on that trailer alone. He doesn't need another raise.
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Lobok posted:Goldie Hawn is very fake. That's not a face that has aged naturally. She just looks like an old lady to me. Horror of horrors, I know.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:24
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Shageletic posted:She just looks like an old lady to me. She looks like she's been under the knife so many times there's barely any skin left.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:26
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The rule is it's okay to savagely critique a woman's appearance provided she's had plastic surgery at some point
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Feb 8, 2017 18:33
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:The rule is it's okay to savagely critique a woman's appearance provided she's had plastic surgery at some point This is Trump's America, you don't even need a reason anymore, sadly.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:38
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Shageletic posted:She just looks like an old lady to me. I didn't say that she looked good or bad but I do think it's silly to say she's all natural or that natural is even what you're supposed to be or aspire to. It's probably best not to use fake/real when talking about someone's appearance anyway, especially Hollywood stars, because that distinction is incredibly murky.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:48
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Well this escalated quickly someone post some men we can make fun of
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the_american_dream posted:Well this escalated quickly Fuckin' Steve Buscemi, I can't crank one out to that uggo
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Feb 8, 2017 18:51
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And it's not even Goldie Hawn. She's old, it happens. It's people bagging on Amy Schumer for being a normal woman. Lady Gaga is getting some press over it too from her Super Bowl this weekend. 
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Feb 8, 2017 19:10
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I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing with Gaga there.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing with Gaga there. That dude with a diaper on his head its her belly because people are terrible
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Feb 8, 2017 19:15
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That picture is taken in motion. She has a fold in her stomach because human beings have skin.MacheteZombie posted:That dude with a diaper on his head That's normal.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:That picture is taken in motion. She has a fold in her stomach because human beings have skin. Lady Gaga is a gorgeous person. The fact people are body shaming her just shows you how terrible people are. I agree she looks fine and the photo is in motion. There's stories being put out online about it tho so some awful people out there care about it that much. e: She made a instagram post about it even.
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Feb 8, 2017 19:19
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She's also one of the most ridiculously fit pop stars out there. That's just hating just to hate.
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kiimo posted:He doesn't need another raise. Well at least send a "Kudos" from me.
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Feb 8, 2017 19:49
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Even women fall victim to this poo poo. My wife was watching American Horror Story and Gaga shows up in a thong and 2 pasties. She's like "oh it's nice that she feels good enough about herself to wear that" and it's like...where's the problem here, exactly?
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the_american_dream posted:Well this escalated quickly 
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Even women fall victim to this poo poo. My wife was watching American Horror Story and Gaga shows up in a thong and 2 pasties. She's like "oh it's nice that she feels good enough about herself to wear that" and it's like...where's the problem here, exactly? And this is why corrosive poo poo like the male gaze is an ongoing problem that needs to be better addressed.
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Feb 8, 2017 20:01
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Something something Axl Rose something something Val Kilmer
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Vintersorg posted:And it's not even Goldie Hawn. She's old, it happens. It's not even that - It's that "Amy Schumer looks like a fat pig" or "Goldie Hawn looks like a fading actress" are explicitly part of the joke, so it's just really funny to see how many apparently take an obvious gag as a mistake. They're imagining these 'producers' and calling them subhuman idiots for making a very transparent joke. There's an entire culture of what Michael Jackson astutely called "tabloid junkies" that are constantly imagining that there is a fundamental contradiction between stardom and being portrayed or seen as 'unglamorous.' In other words, they're idiots who miss the entire point that stardom thrives upon the unglamorous.
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The MSJ posted:Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are kidnapped. Poor kidnappers. A Powder joke in 2017. Life is good. Alhazred posted:This used to be Gerard Depardieu: gently caress; beaten Vagabundo posted:And this is why corrosive poo poo like the male gaze is an ongoing problem that needs to be better addressed. Everybody lives as ugly eventually, ugliness allows definition of beauty. Most men just start ugly. If you've been beautiful your whole life you are guaranteed, down the road, at least 2 minutes of making GBS threads a diarrhea dump all over yourself. You are also guaranteed that someone will be there to take a picture of it and put it on the internet.
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Feb 8, 2017 21:20
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The first segment of the first V/H/S was adapted into a full movie, but I don't remember being released yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKvwWQ7tSmk
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Vintersorg posted:And it's not even Goldie Hawn. She's old, it happens. I like girls who aren't anorexic  If Amy Schumer cared about people calling her fat she would've done something about it by now, I lost 50 lbs just by jogging a little and eating a couple less bites per meal, plus she has hollywood millions now to afford even more training. So people insulting her doesnt even matter to her I'd think.
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The MSJ posted:The first segment of the first V/H/S was adapted into a full movie, but I don't remember being released yet. It blows.
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Feb 8, 2017 23:24
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I could tell. It looks completely awful. The VHS short wasn't too bad though.
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CelticPredator posted:I could tell. It looks completely awful. No, it wasn't - in fact, it was second only to Swanberg's short for the best segment, so it's particularly shocking to see the feature length adaptation pan out as competently as a direct-to-video American Pie spinoff.
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Feb 8, 2017 23:53
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Trailer looks like a Youtube Red original
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Hat Thoughts posted:Trailer looks like a Youtube Red original Lmao. It needs Logan Paul for that.
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davidspackage posted:Fuckin' Steve Buscemi, I can't crank one out to that uggo This is my favorite Steve Buscemi joke ever: VideoCopilot, purveyors of awesome After Effects tutorials and plugins, introduced a "googly eyes" plugin as an April Fool's joke (but an actual working plugin). Here's the page for it: http://www.videocopilot.net/blog/2016/04/another-new-plug-in/
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Feb 9, 2017 00:36
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Haha. Also this plugin needs to be shared with the poster thread.
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Hat Thoughts posted:Trailer looks like a Youtube Red original Yikes.
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Hat Thoughts posted:Trailer looks like a Youtube Red original Especially damning since the original short was a low res found footage movie that looked better. If someone can make a better movie about scorned women, it's Sophia Coppola. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JA0evif-mU The MSJ fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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The MSJ posted:
That cast has my attention.
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Looks identical to the original but with all the interesting camerawork stripped out.
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The MSJ posted:If someone can make a better movie about scorned women, it's Sophia Coppola.
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