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https://twitter.com/talks_michael/status/1760602939758874715
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# ? Feb 22, 2024 20:18 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:29 |
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Barney Ronay is out of control. This is, somehow, the opening of an article about football:quote:The Middle-Aged Serial Action Murder Epic has been one of the most popular movie types of the last 50 years. These films tend to have the same basic setup, which is middle-aged men repeatedly murdering the thing they’re anxious about.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 13:59 |
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I wonder how insufferable he is irl
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 14:07 |
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Waiting patiently for the build up to the end where he links it to idk Chelsea's transfer policy and then just doesn't. Lmao
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 14:10 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:I wonder how insufferable he is irl Turn off your monitor and all will be revealed
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 00:57 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:36 |
Harry Kane
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:37 |
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He's just reposted some poo poo from a whatsapp group hasn't he. Awful.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:42 |
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Jordan Genderson is much neater. Just sloppy work all round Also 77 likes lmao. Turns out calling radio presenters nonces on twitter is not the lucrative side gig it appeared to be
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:45 |
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As a connoisseur of rivals.com-style puns that's a very poor effort although Jude Bellinghomosexual made me chuckle with how lazy it is
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:47 |
Shrapnig posted:As a connoisseur of rivals.com-style puns that's a very poor effort although Jude Bellinghomosexual made me chuckle with how lazy it is Luka BLModric
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:48 |
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This but it's announcing Jordan Henderson in the squad for the Euros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtllWIiOTuA
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:49 |
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Shrapnig posted:As a connoisseur of rivals.com-style puns that's a very poor effort although Jude Bellinghomosexual made me chuckle with how lazy it is I appreciate the simplicity of Gaymar Jr. but that's about it
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:04 |
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Imagining someone crying with laughter reading these and sharing it with all their friends, red faced and cackling. Actual dog brained stuff.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 18:13 |
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the sex ghost posted:Jordan Genderson is much neater. Just sloppy work all round I had to go back and check who posted it, jesus wept Why couldn't he just slip slowly towards wandering the streets in an open dressing gown and trying to involve himself in an active manhunt, like a normal person having a mental breakdown
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:24 |
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Sandwolf posted:Harry Kane
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 23:26 |
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The famously woke sentiment 'ACAB' Whats Panit Xhaka? Something on pansexuality?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 20:07 |
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https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1776508560899281150?t=DWrZi5pnhFF4FIAM98MYPw&s=19
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 08:20 |
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The noise from the middle tier of the stand at the Spartak Stadium was strangely persistent, rising above the pre-match hum of Argentina versus Iceland in Moscow, the pitch a humid pocket of shade, the far end still pounded by heavy mid-afternoon sun. It was a banging noise. And a rattling noise. And a yelling noise. People had already begun to turn and point. Looking up, the first thing you saw from below was the fold of chins and sub-chins. Then it was the cigar, protruding like a gun snub above the lip of the balcony. And finally it was the face of Diego Maradona craning over the rail, arms spread in a papal gesture, and looking like, if not the most excited man of all time, then surely the most excited man yet. It would be incorrect to say Maradona continued to have a really great time across the entire 90 minutes. He definitely took some breaks. The key moment, for this awe-struck hack, came at the end of the game. Hurrying inside, I passed him on the stairs. At first it looked like Maradona was slumped, but this was more a resting than a slumping. Someone had just clanged through the door next to him. In that moment it was me and El Diego alone in a stairwell. I loved Diego Maradona. I think love is appropriate here. With Maradona it felt personal. From the first time you saw him, you just knew you’d have to follow every single thing he ever did, that every sports person, athlete, performer would now be measured against the ideal of that grainy, gliding figure in the hard white light of Mexico 86, moving through the matrix of mortal human World Cup footballers like a superhero, bending the day, the game, the physics of it all to his will. There was no question in that moment of talking to Maradona. Instead, as it became clear this would be inevitable, given the need to walk up the stairs, I smelled Maradona. What did he smell of? Sweat. Chemical cosmetic product. And a generalised smell I can only describe as “man”. Maradona smelt of man. To be clear, I didn’t choose to smell Maradona. But I did let it happen, allowing the airborne Diego molecules to enter my nostril. To this day I am convinced some tiny sub-particle of me is still made up of Maradona molecules. Just as by reading this paragraph some part of your own brain, the valve that dissolves written thought-words into the lateral think-puddle (this is science) is also Maradona smell. So good luck with that and you’re welcome.
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:22 |
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:55 |
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getting a contact high from sniffing maradona
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:59 |
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on some level I respect Barney Ronay for getting six paragraphs out of seeing Maradona in a stairwell once
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:15 |
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vyelkin posted:The noise from the middle tier of the stand at the Spartak Stadium was strangely persistent, rising above the pre-match hum of Argentina versus Iceland in Moscow, the pitch a humid pocket of shade, the far end still pounded by heavy mid-afternoon sun. is this an extremely old front page story joke about smelling someone womans hair on the bus or was it a fyad thread documenting everything from a then gbs mods blog (0 replies)
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:24 |
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vyelkin posted:on some level I respect Barney Ronay for getting six paragraphs out of seeing Maradona in a stairwell once his writing is so overwrought it's wrapped back around to good for me, im sure he must be self-aware about it
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:36 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:his writing is so overwrought it's wrapped back around to good for me, im sure he must be self-aware about it and you're welcome.
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:31 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:his writing is so overwrought it's wrapped back around to good for me, im sure he must be self-aware about it His writing has always screamed self aware, but iirc he weirdly seemed really humorless and unironic whenever I heard him on Football Weekly. It’s been a couple years since I listened, though.
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# ? May 7, 2024 00:01 |
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https://twitter.com/Ifcj__/status/1790487200733303292
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# ? May 14, 2024 22:14 |
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https://twitter.com/HenryBushnell/status/1791078276963713189 Why the Premier League should adopt playoffs to crown a champion
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# ? May 17, 2024 19:34 |
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Death to America
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# ? May 17, 2024 19:40 |
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JingleBells posted:https://twitter.com/HenryBushnell/status/1791078276963713189 now hear me out
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# ? May 17, 2024 19:42 |
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Villa have the best record out of the Top 4 head to head so Villa should be champions
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# ? May 17, 2024 20:23 |
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More games in an already packed schedule
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# ? May 17, 2024 20:32 |
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Frankston posted:Villa have the best record out of the Top 4 head to head so Villa should be champions tough but fair OP
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# ? May 17, 2024 20:34 |
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ilmucche posted:More games in an already packed schedule No no, we're also scrapping the League Cup, or possibly shoving it to the end of the season with the top 4 not playing
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# ? May 17, 2024 21:00 |
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Shrapnig posted:Death to America The great Satan doing its thing
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# ? May 17, 2024 21:01 |
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Shrapnig posted:Death to America
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# ? May 17, 2024 22:17 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 14:37 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 14:51 |
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We beat Man City though
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# ? May 18, 2024 15:55 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:29 |
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What "last season" is he referring to
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# ? May 18, 2024 15:57 |