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The touch screen in my car has been messed up for months. I sometimes can’t change the radio station. It’s still perfectly drivable. It’s amazingly dumb to me that there are cars that are unusable if the touch screen breaks, and it’ll take months to fix. Also I saw a cybertruck in the wild over the weekend and it looks like garbage, literally. My wife who doesn’t follow Tesla news at all and didn’t know what it was immediately said that it looks like a dumpster.
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The black cybertruck is no more
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May 14, 2024 15:10
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this is the only good tweet in 3000 pages
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May 14, 2024 15:10
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Good I hate him. More than anyone now that Kissinger is touring the hells of all religions.
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I really wish I could see some cybertuk fires, I'm curious how long it takes thermal runaway to stop on that pig.
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Peter Falk posted:I really wish I could see some cybertuk fires, I'm curious how long it takes thermal runaway to stop on that pig. The truck doesn't operate long enough for thermals to be an issue lol.
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I finally saw one in the wild, in the armpit of the deep south. It's too large for a parking space but somehow seems smaller than you'd think at the same time.
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It really is the stupidest looking car I’ve ever seen
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1-600-DOCTORB posted:I finally saw one in the wild, in the armpit of the deep south. It's too large for a parking space but somehow seems smaller than you'd think at the same time.  This took me 5 minutes in ms paint. I think I did okay.
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May 14, 2024 15:50
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excited to see where this project goes!
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kiss my shiny metal rear end morty
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1-600-DOCTORB posted:I finally saw one in the wild, in the armpit of the deep south. It's too large for a parking space but somehow seems smaller than you'd think at the same time. I definitely play too many videogames because I am waiting for the model to load more detail as I get closer to the truck.
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AFewBricksShy posted:
You’re breaching NDA posting the design docs like this
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Icept posted:more like Lmao MK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGYqHoMk6M quote:TESLA IS REFUSING TO GIVE ME A REPLACEMENT CYBERTRUCK! AFTER MINE HAS BEEN BROKEN 4 TIMES AND STUCK IN SERVICE! IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING BUYING A TESLA YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY RECONSIDER! THEY ARE TRYING TO SCREW ME OUT OF A TRUCK!!! NOBODY HIGHER UP WANTS TO HELP ME! THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THEIR LOYAL CUSTOMERS AT ALL! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 The whole Lamar MK saga is amazing.
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I'm glad this is happening to this rear end in a top hat
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MrQwerty posted:I'm glad this is happening to this rear end in a top hat - me seeing goatse after spending twenty years on this forum
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WhyteRyce posted:The black cybertruck is no more Elon invents the first car with ablative armor and you’re all making fun of him. smdh
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Less Is Definitely posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGYqHoMk6M they don't have any
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no no, I'm sure the replacement Cybertruck they send him will be the one that doesn't break immediately
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not only do they have a long list of justin biebers to give these things to, a good portion are probably broken on the lot
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the @ list will keep increasing until you fix this Tesla. In a week everyone with a twitter account will be @-ed, he's not playing around
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the car is armored, and that armor is affixed to the entirely plastic frame with bubble gum and loose bolts.
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After doing a short stint in the auto electronic industry, I'm still amazed at how poorly the cybertrucks appear to be built at every turn. Literally been in one-off prototype cars with literally taped together wire harness that have better build quality and reliability than one of these things - I'd be so embarrassed to have my name anywhere near this thing, speaking as an angerneer.
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Tiny Timbs posted:they don't have any Having dealt with Tesla managers for a sales project at a previous job, honestly, it's just as likely they could and just don't give a gently caress. I've never dealt with a more uncommunicative, entitled bunch of assholes. They give you no way to contact them, never answer ANY communications, don't even make a pretense of trying to act like you're not beneath them, and when THEY need something, they expect you to do it instantly (and then will ghost you for weeks when you follow up). I dealt with some huge assholes at that job, but they were uniquely (and consistently) bad. I expect the customer experience is the same. Also my former boss was a huge Elon simp and would name drop him all the time - it was embarrassing, and I could tell thee Tesla managers thought he was pathetic. I was glad to get out of there. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 16:52 on May 14, 2024 |
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Mudlark posted:After doing a short stint in the auto electronic industry, I'm still amazed at how poorly the cybertrucks appear to be built at every turn. Literally been in one-off prototype cars with literally taped together wire harness that have better build quality and reliability than one of these things - I'd be so embarrassed to have my name anywhere near this thing, speaking as an angerneer. It's not easy for a robotics/AI company to build cars, ok?
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happyhippy posted:Elon will happily launch a doomed rocket full of Ian Miles Cheong and Dogedesigners to Mars Please don't make me root for the billionair.
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AlmightyBob posted:I'd really love to hear one of these people explain why they think it's worth above new msrp It's not like tesla's going to be making enough to fill all the preorders before they cancel the product. Edit: tesla claims that there's more than 2 million preorders. I expect less than 100,000 will ever be built. Speleothing fucked around with this message at 16:58 on May 14, 2024 |
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Meanwhile, on Mars..... I really want someone to ask Elon some real basic questions about Mars. Size, location, approximate gravity, etc. Can he find it in the night sky? Can he name the current active missions on the surface? In orbit?
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ryde posted:Please don't make me root for the billionair. Look at all these idiots who didn't get their Ark Fleet Ship B ticket! F'ing Losers!
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Having dealt with Tesla managers for a sales project at a previous job, honestly, it's just as likely they could and just don't give a gently caress. I've never dealt with a more uncommunicative, entitled bunch of assholes. They give you no way to contact them, never answer ANY communications, don't even make a pretense of trying to act like you're not beneath them, and when THEY need something, they expect you to do it instantly (and then will ghost you for weeks when you follow up). I dealt with some huge assholes at that job, but they were uniquely (and consistently) bad. I expect the customer experience is the same. lmao when Tesla did their first round of poaching - back in, like, 2013ish? 2014? - they took a ton of the worst managers and supervisors from my department and every last one of them was PRECISELY how you describe Goddamn that's funny as gently caress to me
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If this is supposed to help you survive the apocalypse or whatever how the hell are you supposed to charge it
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If this is supposed to help you survive the apocalypse or whatever how the hell are you supposed to charge it You don't have access to a massive, well-maintained and secure post-apocalyptic solar farm? 
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Mudlark posted:lmao when Tesla did their first round of poaching - back in, like, 2013ish? 2014? - they took a ton of the worst managers and supervisors from my department and every last one of them was PRECISELY how you describe This was in 2015/2016 so you may be on to something there! You know they don't even have a human receptionist in their Fremont plant lobby? There's just a single computer that you're supposed to check in at, with no indication that the person you're there to meet actually knows you've arrived. You just kind of sit there and hope they didn't forget about you. Also the parking sucks rear end - this seems like a minor thing, but when you're lugging around big, heavy office furniture samples that they requested to see, it's a huge deal. At the Fremont plant you either deal with the valet or hope for a parking spot, and at Palo Alto HQ? Ha haaaaaa, gently caress you, the tiny, tiny parking lot is ALWAYS full and the next closest overflow parking is literally a half mile away. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 17:10 on May 14, 2024 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If this is supposed to help you survive the apocalypse or whatever how the hell are you supposed to charge it musk thought of that, that's why it's designed to break down well before you ever need to recharge it precisely so you don't ever have to stress about that issue!
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Musk's new charger initiative will make them apocalypse proof. By covering them in stainless steel.
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do not, my friends, become addicted to the 'trizity, for you will miss it greatly in its absence
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The cyber truck will soon be updated to run on biomatter, and search for it on its own when it is running low.
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the cybertruck can run on epic memes
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bobjr posted:The cyber truck will soon be updated to run on biomatter, and search for it on its own when it is running low. Fortunately Musk is somehow less competent than Ted Faro and the cybertruck will only recognize mailboxes as biomatter
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