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shyduck posted:the cybertruck can run on epic memes How many miles can it do on a stale ten year old meme? Asking for a friend.
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bobjr posted:The cyber truck will soon be updated to run on biomatter, and search for it on its own when it is running low. The car is already a giant pile of poo poo, did Musk unlock perpetual energy?
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dr_rat posted:How many miles can it do on a stale ten year old meme? If stolen and reposted by Elon, 420
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dr_rat posted:How many miles can it do on a stale ten year old meme? ca Ian Miles
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Steadiman posted:the @ list will keep increasing until you fix this Tesla. In a week everyone with a twitter account will be @-ed, he's not playing around still love the truck though.
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These guys have finally stopped saying that they love the truck. Maybe they'll come to the realization that Elon has always been a scam artist in the next 5 years.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If this is supposed to help you survive the apocalypse or whatever how the hell are you supposed to charge it You... won't care?
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May 14, 2024 17:37
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wipers are hard to figure out
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WhyteRyce posted:wipers are hard to figure out Isn’t it the motors are underpowered for such a massive wiper blade and they die? lol
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I swear to god when my 2004 MDX dies I'm just buying a loving horse. EDIT: oops, conflated this with the "post every time you notice something got shittier" thread's recent wailing about modern cars
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redshirt posted:Meanwhile, on Mars..... I expect he has a JJ Abrams picture of the universe where planets are just right next door to each other and they're the size of the moon in the sky.
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Squiggle posted:I swear to god when my 2004 MDX dies I'm just buying a loving horse. but what if you had some sort of Cyberhorse, that couldn't get wet and weighs 7000 pounds?
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May 14, 2024 17:45
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I just change my wipers once a year for inspection and it costs me like $16 at Costco  But what do I know I don't have a wiper OF THE FUTURE
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Seth Pecksniff posted:a wiper OF THE FUTURE this is what Elon calls his kid's nanny
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Presto posted:I expect he has a JJ Abrams picture of the universe where planets are just right next door to each other and they're the size of the moon in the sky. We're just one breakthrough away from Star Trek. Just unreasonably held back by a big glass dome and all of sci-fi is right on the other side. Just need to find the right alchemy potion and we'll be zipping all around the galaxy
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Mozi posted:but what if you had some sort of Cyberhorse, that couldn't get wet and weighs 7000 pounds? Will buying it let me own the libs?
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Mozi posted:but what if you had some sort of Cyberhorse, that couldn't get wet and weighs 7000 pounds? But enough about my wife,
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kazil posted:this is what Elon calls his kid's nanny HIYO!
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I'ma take my Tesla to the old Town road. I'ma ride till I immediately can't no more
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Squiggle posted:I swear to god when my 2004 MDX dies I'm just buying a loving horse. There is a way to get a free horse but I don't think you are going to like it.
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Busters posted:I'ma take my Tesla to the old Town road. So, as soon as you hit a puddle?
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Squiggle posted:But enough about my wife, 
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Presto posted:So, as soon as you hit a puddle? Got severed fingers in the back. Puddle is attack. Sides are rusted matte. On the border I screw up wearing hat.
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priznat posted:Isn’t it the motors are underpowered for such a massive wiper blade and they die? lol If the situation from the front end teardown video is showing the common case, then the water that falls on the windshield (and the wiper fluid sprayed on the windshield) all basically gets channeled and falls directly on the wiper motor before dribbling down into the rest of the front end (including soaking the soundproofing material). A well-designed, well thought out vehicle.
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I'd root for the apes too tbh
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You've gotta have quite the mush brain to think "Maybe 8 billion humans is a bit too many, we should have less children and make do with a lower population" is equivalent to "We need to exterminate humanity so lets start up the meat grinder." People who talk about overpopulation are not advocating for wholesale slaughter of billions of humans. Having fewer children is not a holocaust. I understand Musk believes that we will populate the solar system, and the solar system can handle quite a bit more than 8 billion humans, but maybe get that working and figure out how to actually share those resources well before we start pumping out billions more children. Even if we spread out into space, our future would look more like The Expanse than anything he's thinking of. ryde fucked around with this message at 18:36 on May 14, 2024 |
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"we should try to improve the earth and the lives of the billions of people who live there, the only currently known human-inhabitable planet in the universe" elom: "extinctionist mindset woke mind viwus"
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but for real though when does he start talking about us having to ride the UFO trailing behind a comet
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"We should maybe curb population growth a lil" "OH so you say you want to KILL ALL HUMANS???!?"
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I want Elon's consciousness expanded, across the pavement, by a steam roller
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I asked Gemini about it's thoughts on the human race and whoa holy crap look at thisquote:I'm Gemini, your direct access to Google AI. I'm trained on large amounts of publicly available data and I can communicate and generate human-like text in response to a wide range of questions. Just try me out and see what I can do for you.
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Tiny Timbs posted:might as well give the apes a shot
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steinrokkan posted:I want Elon's consciousness expanded, across the pavement, by a steam roller 
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I'd pay good money to watch an ape tear Musk limb from limb.
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Elon is fighting the news again   
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WhyteRyce posted:wipers are hard to figure out Luv2have a car that have entire features of it stop working after a patch
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WhyteRyce posted:The black cybertruck is no more So the initial sales pitch was that it would be structural stainless steel. The reality is that it's built exactly like a stainless steel refrigerator. just decorative panels over stamped steel/plastic
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