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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Split side hog dot is objectively the best got doh.



OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Jun 4, 2017

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freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




I had the chipotle flavour of this.
It was not a good experience.

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!

Sagebrush posted:

You used to be able to buy, at any Asian grocery store, these little jelly things that were golf-ball-sized single-serve container of jello with a single chunk of fruit suspended inside. I used to buy them in bulk in high school and they were great. But they disappeared from the shelves some number of years ago, and it turned out that it was because Americans were choking on them because after swallowing the things whole instead of chewing.

Fuckin

Oooooh, I ate the poo poo out of those as a kid, there was an enourmous Chinese grocery store like 4 blocks from my house and me and my friends would pound those after school.

RE: balut, my boyfriend's dad loves it and I get the wiggins even thinking about eating it. We went out for Filipino food with him last week and he ordered it and my boyfriend and I were just :stare: and spend a long time averting our gaze from his plate.

The rest of the food was loving delicious though, but had the "all curries and stews look terrible in pictures" problem.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

lmbo

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

empty sea posted:

You totally lived my friend's worst nightmare, lol. She can't even look at brown eggs without being nauseous and orders all eggs extra done because she's so phobic of this exact thing happening. Awesome. I mean, not awesome for you. But awesome that it happened so I can tell her.

Does she think it's more likely in brown eggs?

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Aunt Gwen is one of the less unknown archmages, largely shunned by her contemporaries for preferring 'mundane household items' for spell components.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

freelop posted:

I had the chipotle flavour of this.
It was not a good experience.

Jesus Christ yes these are like, I don't even know, a war crime? I don't know how someone hosed up mac & cheese so bad but I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or a dog I hated. You think "Oh it's some kind of fancy easy mac" and you're gonna add some water to some powder and wow reconstitution but instead there's some kind of clay inside with noodles that are thick and angry, and then after you take it out of the microwave there's a filmy sheen over everything, even your soul, and you long for the sweet embrace of death.

Wish I had taken some pics before I threw it away.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
please change my username to AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm trying to picture the "weighting" process and all I can think of is putting the jello mold bowl in the fridge with a cloth stretched over it, then tossing a brick on top. SPLOOTHSCH

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Mould is upside down, brick on top so nothing can escape

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Sounds like a basic collagen gelatin dish. They're pretty popular in asian cuisine using pork. I'd give it a go!

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Ceciltron posted:

Sounds like a basic collagen gelatin dish. They're pretty popular in asian cuisine using pork. I'd give it a go!

Yeah, isn't this essentially how soup dumplings are made? Not that Aunt Gwen's Cold Shape (!) Isn't the most threatening recipe title I've ever heard, it definitely is.

It sounds like something out of Scary Storirs to Tell in the Dark.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
:sigh: So just so you folks know, if you go to give yourself an av text, make sure you also reupload your av itself

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Yeah, isn't this essentially how soup dumplings are made? Not that Aunt Gwen's Cold Shape (!) Isn't the most threatening recipe title I've ever heard, it definitely is.

It sounds like something out of Scary Storirs to Tell in the Dark.

Those are more so prepared with chilled blocks of full broth soup with a meatball in them. This is more akin to a soup dumpling with unflavored meat jello and unseasoned shredded beef

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Shamelessly stolen from GBS:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

sweeperbravo posted:

please change my username to AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Just rename the thread this and never change it imo

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

EorayMel posted:

Shamelessly stolen from GBS:


I thought Fyre Festival was in the Bahamas??

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I thought Fyre Festival was in the Bahamas??

Makes me think of something Doobies Dog House would sell for breakfast for $8

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Shayu posted:

I was cooking an egg a few days ago so I put the pan into the flame and added some butter and cracked the egg onto it. However the egg was fertilized so when I cracked it I had an unborn little chick in the middle of my pan sizzling and it has me so freaked out that eggs make me lose my appetite so quickly. Should of take a picture but I was so shocked that all I wanted to do was throw it away so I no longer had to look at it. I think this is the price you pay for farm fresh eggs... :cry:

Egg sellers should candle the eggs. It's stupid not to, because you a) lose customers, and b) lose chicks if you sell fertilized eggs. Get a refund!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sagebrush posted:

You used to be able to buy, at any Asian grocery store, these little jelly things that were golf-ball-sized single-serve container of jello with a single chunk of fruit suspended inside. I used to buy them in bulk in high school and they were great. But they disappeared from the shelves some number of years ago, and it turned out that it was because Americans were choking on them because after swallowing the things whole instead of chewing.

Fuckin

So that's why Wonder Balls stopped getting sold here for a while.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

AlbieQuirky posted:

Egg sellers should candle the eggs. It's stupid not to, because you a) lose customers, and b) lose chicks if you sell fertilized eggs. Get a refund!

ehhh, if the fertilised eggs weren't kept warm the chick dies.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


RareAcumen posted:

So that's why Wonder Balls stopped getting sold here for a while.

See also: Kinder Eggs, Cracker Jack Toys.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ceciltron posted:

ehhh, if the fertilised eggs weren't kept warm the chick dies.

True, but it's still worth candling a cold egg to avoid grossing out customers.

I have Feelings about chickens, obviously.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

:h: meatloaf princess


Gray Grilled Cheese Sandwich

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

axolotl farmer posted:

:h: meatloaf princess


Gray Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Can we get a neural net to name that paint color

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

sweeperbravo posted:

please change my username to AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

That's indistinguishable from one of those neural network created recipes and it's wonderful.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


axolotl farmer posted:

:h: meatloaf princess


Gray Grilled Cheese Sandwich

what the gently caress is that sauce? it reminds me of the ill-thought-out purple ketchup from the 90's. Does anyone else remember that stuff?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Weird-colored food always reminds me of that thing from the BBC Hitchhiker's Guide TV adaptation:

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


looks like a miscolored fair corndog.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sociopastry posted:

looks like a miscolored fair corndog.

They're British, they wouldn't know what the gently caress a corndog is. They call 'em a banger with maize.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
A banger in the mouth.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Solice Kirsk posted:

A banger in the mouth.

Where were you when I made this joke 7 pages ago and no one got it :argh:

e: You were the one I was replying to! :argh:

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!

Sociopastry posted:

what the gently caress is that sauce? it reminds me of the ill-thought-out purple ketchup from the 90's. Does anyone else remember that stuff?



About a month ago, my boyfriend's mom showed me a picture of him and his brother looking on in abject terror at a plate of fri s they had put that stuff on. It was HILARIOUS.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


My sister and I, when we were young, decided that we MUST HAVE THE PURPLE KETCHUP

My mom, probably looking forward to our abject terror with a healthy sense of schadenfreude, got it for us

I was a stubborn little poo poo and tried to eat it. It didn't end well. Not only did it not taste like ketchup, it tasted completely chemical and a little bit like burnt plastic smells. Terrible. Barfed almost immediately.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
the 90's and early 00's were a weird time for "WRONG COLOR!!" things. I never tried the WRONG COLOR ketchup but I remember they sold sunscreen for a while that was like blue or purple or green so that you totes looked like a sea monster and that way it was easier for your parents to tell where upon your melanin-devoid skin they didn't put enough sunscreen.

the packet in the Fun Dip that changed from blue to green was loving delicious and was probably my favorite GIMMICK COLOR CHANGE food

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Whenever St. Patrick's Day comes around here I'm always the stick-in-the-mud that doesn't want to try the green food. I distinctly remember trying it as a kid and getting sick or something. No clue what I had but to this day I don't want to try the green food.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




sweeperbravo posted:

the packet in the Fun Dip that changed from blue to green was loving delicious and was probably my favorite GIMMICK COLOR CHANGE food

That's probably why it's the only one that stuck around.

Failed Nihilist
Apr 10, 2015
I remember around 02 or 03 when they brought back the purple and green ketchups, Ore-Ida came out with wacky frozen fries around the same time. I distinctly remember one kind being blue.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Hey guys, is this a sandwich or a pizza

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