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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
another video where the owner damages his Cisboertruck to get more clicks before it destroys itself

https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1791336400106987740

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



dr_rat posted:

Like twenty years to fix it and he just... didn't. wow.

Like at least just get a professional in for five minutes to fix that jank rear end perspective. Hell, they could probably do it in under a minute.

Why fix what is perfect?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That dude has never swung a pick in his life.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
There is something very something about buying a totem whose value is in its damage but it's also a time bomb of self destruction

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Dwesa posted:

another video where the owner damages his Cisboertruck to get more clicks before it destroys itself

https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1791336400106987740

I'm not about to try it, but that just looks like what I would expect to happen if someone lightly swung a pickaxe at any car: it dings it a little bit and breaks through sometimes

"That's crazy", whatever mate

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


I guess I just don't understand America but I didn't get the sense that truck owners were going out of their way to smack their vehicles with tools, or shoot at them with guns. I just didn't realise this was a basic requirement for transport over there.

I figured y'all just chucked loads of stuff in the back and carried it around.

Scientastic posted:

I'm not about to try it, but that just looks like what I would expect to happen if someone lightly swung a pickaxe at any car: it dings it a little bit and breaks through sometimes

"That's crazy", whatever mate
I like to think that Tesla shirt wearing Cybertruck owner man was secretly uneasy about doing that to his own vehicle, but went along with it for ~engagement~, and when the camera stopped rolling he started furtively checking out the new dings (and holes) he'd created from different angles, rubbing them with his finger, saying "you can't really see it" (you can), trying to convince himself that he didn't just ding up his dumb rear end Elon shrine. Lol.

Durzel fucked around with this message at 11:08 on May 17, 2024

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Elon made it a point that the truck is indestructible and thats why people spent $100+k on destroying a car

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
I'm constantly driving through 1850's miner revolts so the cybertruck is perfect for me

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Icept posted:

I'm constantly driving through 2050's miner revolts so the cybertruck is perfect for me

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Durzel posted:

I guess I just don't understand America but I didn't get the sense that truck owners were going out of their way to smack their vehicles with tools, or shoot at them with guns. I just didn't realise this was a basic requirement for transport over there.

I figured y'all just chucked loads of stuff in the back and carried it around.

we dont even do that, we just commute in em

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Icept posted:

I'm constantly driving through 18650 miner revolts so the cybertruck is perfect for me

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Do you think Elon is trying to drive his own cybertruck around?

What happens when Elon's cybertruck has problems?
Does he have to wait for months to get it fixed?

Seriously, cybertruck sumcks should be asking Elon to use his own vehicle

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

elon doesnt have a cybertruck why would he drive a piece of poo poo that doesnt work

or drive at all when he can just have other people drive him to his jet

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Cybrecrucnk is protected against common threats like arrows and pickaxes, which means that they had to tune down the protection against less common threat vectors l such as water, earth, air and gravity to keep the cost down

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Can you drive when hosed off your eyeballs on ket?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Monica Bellucci posted:

Can you drive when hosed off your eyeballs on ket?

if you're not in a hole, yeah
elon has assuredly never done this because he has drivers even though he pretends he doesn't

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Monica Bellucci posted:

Can you drive when hosed off your eyeballs on ket?

FSD fixes this

reservoir hogs
Jan 24, 2024

egg
coming soon*

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

busalover posted:

some nitter instances still work (poast.org)

That's a fash website.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

gschmidl posted:

That's a fash website.

Well I did a bit of googling, and... yikes. That's probably why it still works, unironically.

Aeble
Oct 21, 2010


ghost emoji posted:

i'm not gonna disable my tracking protection i'm just gonna stop posting there 🤷‍♀️

Same. That finally did it. RIP browsing smut.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Icept posted:

I'm constantly driving through 1850's miner revolts so the cybertruck is perfect for me

In 2125
I was on a mining colony
on Mars......

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Durzel posted:

I guess I just don't understand America but I didn't get the sense that truck owners were going out of their way to smack their vehicles with tools, or shoot at them with guns. I just didn't realise this was a basic requirement for transport over there.
Fortnite is a documentary

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mfw

Dwesa fucked around with this message at 13:03 on May 17, 2024

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Jesus loving Christ , he's 50 years old

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Grok, write me a greentext about the pain of trying to get a 35 billion salary

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
he's being literal

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Jestery posted:

Jesus loving Christ , he's 50 years old

53 and learned nothing. When Tony Soprano is less of a child than you.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Dwesa posted:

another video where the owner damages his Cisboertruck to get more clicks before it destroys itself

https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1791336400106987740

That's not sharp at all, and he's barely swinging it, and it still puts a hole in the door (which is why he stopped) best part is he will wait 6 months for a new door if he tries to replace it. Also his insurance will loving drop him for the video.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Dwesa posted:

Fortnite is a documentary

edit:



mfw

Both of them are loving idiots. Why would you put 4 chan poo poo into anything???? Half of it will be constant racial slurs and misgny the rest will be actual child porn.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


the holes will let more water in, that thing is done next rain.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Icept posted:

I'm constantly driving through minors so the cybertruck is perfect for me

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
dudes think the ac on their truck matters when enough mr and intrinsics works better in Gehennom

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
If you ever wonder how stupid investors are, well do I have news for you! (Bolded part)


quote:

Leo Koguan, a Singapore-based billionaire who claims to be Tesla’s biggest retail investor and has previously called himself an Elon Musk “fanboy,” voted against restoring Musk’s $50 billion compensation package ahead of the company’s annual meeting after it was eliminated by a Delaware judge early this year.

Koguan, with a net worth Forbes estimates to be $5.9 billion and founder of IT provider SHI International, told Forbes he also voted all his 27.7 million shares of Tesla against incorporating the company in Texas, new board terms for Musk, his brother Kimbal and James Murdoch and retaining PricewaterhouseCoopers as the company’s accounting firm. Shareholders are voting ahead of Tesla’s annual meeting on June 13.

Koguan said votes are based on the belief that Musk has “abandoned Tesla for his other companies,” he told Forbes in an email. “He is temporarily back to claim his $55 billion ransom money. I am broken-hearted.”

It’s a dramatic about-face for Koguan, who told Forbes in 2021 he was “Elon’s fanboy,” and said, “I would say he is the only person I really respect on Earth.”

Tesla’s shares are down about 30% this year as its EV sales slow and Musk pushes through the biggest job cuts in the Austin-based company’s history, affecting more than 14,000 employees worldwide. At the same time, he’s also prioritized focusing Tesla’s business on selling robotaxi rides despite the fact that it appears to be far behind companies such as Alphabet’s Waymo in autonomous driving technology.

“Lately, I’ve discovered Tesla has one shareholder, a one-person (board of directors) and one tyrant CEO. I tried to reach out, but he doesn’t listen to anyone. Only to his own loud voices in his head,” Koguan said. “The priority is he should work and do his job as CEO of Tesla. He already received 13% of Tesla. More than enough. He’s funded all his ventures from the Tesla ATM machine.”

The carmaker didn’t respond to a request for comment.

Tesla Chair Robyn Denholm has been trying to rally shareholders to support restoring Musk’s 2018 compensation package and moving its incorporation from Delaware to Texas. Restoring Musk’s stock-based package “means he will continue to be driven to innovate and drive growth at Tesla because the value of his shares will depend on it!” she said in its recent proxy filing with the SEC.
“He already received 13% of Tesla. More than enough. He’s funded all his ventures from the Tesla ATM machine.”

Musk’s pay package was originally greenlit in 2018 when Tesla’s market capitalization stood below $60 billion and included financial and market cap targets. It fully vested in late 2022 after Tesla hit key performance milestones that included boosting market cap to $100 billion and reaching annual revenue of more than $20 billion, which were attained rapidly. Theoretically, that allowed Musk to boost his stake from 13% to 22%.

Tesla’s market value is $557 billion, implying the value of the pay package is about $50 billion after accounting for the cost of exercising the options.
In her January ruling, Delaware judge Kathaleen McCormick determined that Musk and his co-defendants, Tesla and some of its board members, failed to prove the process underlying the award of “the largest potential compensation opportunity ever observed in public markets” was fair because of conflicts of interest and Musk’s “control” over the board.

Born in Indonesia, Koguan received a Master's from Columbia and law degree from New York Law School. In 1989 he married Harvard MBA Thai Lee; later that year, the couple paid less than $1 million for a software reseller that became SHI International, a global IT provider. Lee is its president and CEO while Koguan, a U.S. citizen who moved back to Asia years ago, serves as board chair.

Tesla’s shares fell about 1.5% to $174.59 in mid-day Nasdaq trading on Wednesday.


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Lately, I’ve discovered Tesla has one shareholder, a one-person (board of directors) and one tyrant CEO.


quote:

Lately, I’ve discovered

This has been staring investors in the face for years and just NOW they've realized it???

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Seth Pecksniff posted:


This has been staring investors in the face for years and just NOW they've realized it???
Here's the logic:
If it's going up why should I bother knowing anything about it other than number goes brrr. number hasn't been going up it's been going down wonder why? Oh people just putting hit pieces out on Elon buy more, get proven right when enough people in the cult do this to make the number go back up. Rinse repeat.

Only now it isn't working, Tesla goes back up but not to the old highs it's still on a downward trend so they look into it more and see maybe the hit pieces are true.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Reddit's CEO is a tech bro shithead who also heavily restricted if not outright blocked API access a cutting off the 3rd party apps, presumably because of what Elon did with Twitter, now this with AI integration. Nobody really wants it

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Dwesa posted:

Fortnite is a documentary

edit:



mfw
TIL you could use mfw at the end of an remark. Smh.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Dwesa posted:

another video where the owner damages his Cisboertruck to get more clicks before it destroys itself

https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1791336400106987740

I'm certain half of all cybertrucks were sold to influencer boarding house content mills where they all chip in and take turns wreaking it.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
mfw when I see the richest man in the world talking about donkey dicks on his $44 billion bad purchase

🤣

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Oh and please ignore the whole 'wires detaching from the brain' thing with the first neuralink patient, we got all that figured out now

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