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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Sockser posted:

A brand-new car comes out and there's a big oversight and there's a massive issue with something, ala the Cybertruck gas pedals falling off, I get it. That's the reality of modern manufacturing and cost-cutting, and those sorts of kinks get ironed out over time.

But every Cybertruck breaks in a new and exciting way. Wipers don't work, washer fluid just sprays inside the chassis, body panels falling off, tonneaus breaking off, wheels falling off, air hoses disconnecting, coolant leaks, it's like every single component is failing for a completely different reason.

Truly incredible. The worst, least-reliable vehicle ever made, and it costs $100,000.

Everyone apologize to the Yugo, now.

It's probably because they are all being hand assembled with no manufacturing process in place.

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
QA is woke
QC is broke
CEO: *toke*

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

poisonpill posted:

Please PLEASE stop posting this, you might get people to think poorly about the car company Tesla and as a result not give the ceo $150 billion dollars

Will someone please think of CEO?

What about humanity, who will save us from extinction?!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Seth Pecksniff posted:

You really think they're smart enough for discord?


yes?? is this serious? the rise of discord and other chat apps is largely due the ease of creation, zero maintenance and overhead and backroom crap, and ease of nuking and deleting them.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Three Olives posted:

It's probably because they are all being hand assembled with no manufacturing process in place.

I laugh every time I think about that, because my gut reaction elsewhere would've been that it sounds like what you have going into high end supercars or something. But here, it's more like a warehouse full of monkeys assembling Homermobiles out of cardboard and duct tape.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Dwesa posted:

Will someone please think of CEO?

What about humanity, who will save us from extinction?!

Hasn't he suffered enough? I mean between January, when the agreement was struck down, and today the compensation package has dropped from $56B to $44B.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

It's probably because they are all being hand assembled with no manufacturing process in place.

Make a battery pack coffin, screw the wheels and motors to that, double-sided tape the frame on, elmer's glue the panels, suction cup the windows, the rest is held together with bird poo poo, did I get that right?

I really want to search Google for a CAD drawing "exploded view" of the Cybertruck, but Google only wants to view exploded Cybertrucks.

edit: ooh I found something on Tesla.com, incredible https://service.tesla.com/docs/Cybertruck/BodyRepair/BodyRepairProcedures/en-us/GUID-B4A61C9E-4CE2-4D9A-B9B3-B6D74EEFE038.html

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 17, 2024

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/ACABylonBee/status/1791534132574494896

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

PhazonLink posted:

yes?? is this serious? the rise of discord and other chat apps is largely due the ease of creation, zero maintenance and overhead and backroom crap, and ease of nuking and deleting them.

You obviously have a higher opinion of cybertrukkk owners than most

rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023
My cybertruck was delivered and it's actually a bucket filled with with piss and loose bolts ?? app won't connect and our service appointment is in 8 months. Did this happen to somebody else ?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

This actually happened to a guy in a Corvette a few years ago, baked to death because the car battery died and he didn't know there was a manual door release.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
buttcoinerz and other scam vics get fleeced on chat apps all the time, are you saying that tesla truckers are a level of stupidity below that?

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

PhazonLink posted:

buttcoinerz and other scam vics get fleeced on chat apps all the time, are you saying that tesla truckers are a level of stupidity below that?

That's why they don't use discord, fool me once

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

PhazonLink posted:

yes?? is this serious? the rise of discord and other chat apps is largely due the ease of creation, zero maintenance and overhead and backroom crap, and ease of nuking and deleting them.

But if I want to leak military specs to prove a World of Tanks argument, the degenerates that run Discord will snitch on me lickety-split.

Seriously though one of my gaming Discords just did this:



Yeah loving right.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Zero VGS posted:

But if I want to leak military specs to prove a World of Tanks argument, the degenerates that run Discord will snitch on me lickety-split.

Seriously though one of my gaming Discords just did this:



Yeah loving right.

yeah why would you verify anything by phone when you could do it via X, the everything app

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Phone? Oh, the thing I use to run X

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


concerning

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
That’s a setting your server admins activated, though

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

ymgve posted:

That’s a setting your server admins activated, though

Yeah I sent them a nastygram. Because they have "verified" bots spamming the general chat with givaways for competing games, so what's the point of locking the chat down for customers? I guess X is gonna have the same issue soon, privacy-minded users can't post while pay-bots go hog wild.

Doesn't change that Discord shouldn't be facilitating it. There's 100000 companies before them who all thought they were immune to breaches too.

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009
Nobody has ever died by being baked alive in a Hyundai Elantra. Another W for the greatest car in the universe.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

you know if they put a wallet inspector at the showroom door they could really fleece these people

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

That x logo reminds me of the old x-entertainment website.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


ruddiger posted:

That x logo reminds me of the old x-entertainment website.

It reminds me of word art

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

X makes me think of porn which is apt because it seems every trending hashtag has uncensored throbbing cocks in the mix for some reason

Search #Houston for updates about yesterday's disastrous storms as well as GIFs of men loving each other.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

All of these issues will be ironed-out when the 2025 model of the CyberTruck is released, idiots.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

smoobles posted:

X makes me think of porn which is apt because it seems every trending hashtag has uncensored throbbing cocks in the mix for some reason

Search #Houston for updates about yesterday's disastrous storms as well as GIFs of men loving each other.

isnt trending a personalized algo?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

aw drat!!!

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

smoobles posted:

X makes me think of porn which is apt because it seems every trending hashtag has uncensored throbbing cocks in the mix for some reason

Search #Houston for updates about yesterday's disastrous storms as well as GIFs of men loving each other.

Looking into this...

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

To be fair Twitter was previously a great place for porn, but it was censored by default. Not sure what's going on now. Maybe there's a stupid person running the website?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



lol that somehow, against all odds, the worst car ever manufactured in history was built in 2024

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

crime weed posted:

musk has never actually been on 4chan

musk is the only guy on /pol/ that has a username

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

William Bear posted:

Where my cissies at?

*raises hand*

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol @ turn it off and back on again to solve your truck problems

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Three Olives posted:

This actually happened to a guy in a Corvette a few years ago, baked to death because the car battery died and he didn't know there was a manual door release.

That release isn't too hard to find at least. The Tesla ones are behind panels on some models.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Sir Tonk posted:

That release isn't too hard to find at least. The Tesla ones are behind panels on some models.

That is if you are lucky, some doors don't even have them.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Including the back doors on some version (I think the 3 or whatever? One of the more recent ones).

You know, the place you might have important things like your children.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


smoobles posted:

X makes me think of porn which is apt because it seems every trending hashtag has uncensored throbbing cocks in the mix for some reason

Search #Houston for updates about yesterday's disastrous storms as well as GIFs of men loving each other.
Thank you, I will

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Neito posted:

You know, the place you might have important things like your children.

Their death is a small price to pay to train the algorithm.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Sir Tonk posted:

That release isn't too hard to find at least. The Tesla ones are behind panels on some models.

Yeah, I learned this earlier in the thread. Basically, if you're in the back seat of a Tesla and it's lost power, and the car is on fire or filling with water, you're not going to be able to free yourself in time. Spend your last few seconds of consciousness making your peace with God.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you ever wonder how stupid investors are, well do I have news for you! (Bolded part)

quote:

Lately, I’ve discovered Tesla has one shareholder, a one-person (board of directors) and one tyrant CEO.

quote:

Lately, I’ve discovered

This has been staring investors in the face for years and just NOW they've realized it???

Close to zero shareholders by April.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 22:27 on May 17, 2024

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