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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Lol they scored 4 goals with 10 men

How poo poo are Toulouse

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

He almost looks embarrassed to have scored against a defence that bad

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Lol they scored 4 goals with 10 men

How poo poo are Toulouse

4 goals and an own goal! All after verratti went off.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
is this like the podolski singularity event



http://www.espnfc.us/germany/story/3184746/breitbart-apologises-for-lukas-podolski-photo-in-migrant-story

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I can't believe a picture of Podolski finally gets famous and he's not giving a thumbs up

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Lol they scored 4 goals with 10 men

How poo poo are Toulouse

PSG let Bournemouth reject Max Gradel score so that whole league is a sham. Gradels last goal before this was against Morecambe in the EFL cup last season.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



As if Breitbart needed a shred of evidence to fabricate their lies, wtf is this article.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Breitbart posted:

Editor’s Note: A previous version of this story included an image of Lukas Podolski on a jet ski. This image appeared as an illustration of a person on a jet ski. Breitbart London wishes to apologise to Mr. Podolski. There is no evidence Mr. Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked. We wish Mr. Podolski well in his recently announced international retirement.

lmao I could read this paragraph forever

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005
http://i.imgur.com/rLqtXeW.gifv

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Great defending, looks like Liverpool.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

fifa still not looking very realistic imho

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Emishor/status/899188204691238913

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

That really is some of the worst set piece defending I have seen. And I'm an expert (nearly 90% of Legia's conceded goals came from set pieces).

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I think he must've cut the video off before the epic moment, shame.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Did his team mate just shove him in a gently caress off manner? What a piece of poo poo. You take the PK next time then you garbage man.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Wirth1000 posted:

Did his team mate just shove him in a gently caress off manner? What a piece of poo poo. You take the PK next time then you garbage man.

Eh, his teammate should have put his foot through it instead of the show-off move. Looks like a shove of disappointment to me

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
You can take the Juventus out of Italy but you can't take the matchfixing out of Juventus

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yeah that looked like a total bribe

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

I'm the defender who runs directly away from the ball

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/33kSPxK.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxL-vGtfks

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lol this owns, I would love to see some professional footballers try it too

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Lifted word-for-word from Football365, but drat if this image and write-up doesn't make me lol



Paul Gacoigne has revealed that his pre-match ritual with England was to hold striker Les Ferdinand’s massive penis.

Gascoigne told an ‘Evening with Gazza’ charity event at Nine Sports Bar in Newcastle the wonderful story, complete with Ferdinand’s exasperated reaction.

“In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off, you should have seen the size of his f***ing c**k. He made mine look small.

“I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f***ing hold of that thing’.

“So he let me have a hold of it.

“And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f***ing brilliant’.

“So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

“And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza’.”

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
That's, uh... hm. :awesome:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

vyelkin posted:

I'm the defender who runs directly away from the ball

tbf, you'd think the ball would be curving that way, not out. It's a great corner.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

saihttam posted:

gently caress you Lloris you useless french gently caress

source youre quotes

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gigi Galli posted:

tbf, you'd think the ball would be curving that way, not out. It's a great corner.

Also this. The real problem is the dude who was supposed to be marking Mr. Bicycle-kick. He essentially just stands there and lets it happen. The defender looks at fault at first but 1) he's marking the dude coming close which is the correct move (he was running before the kick) and 2) that ball got some weird laces out curve to it.

Nifty little business though.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Soulex posted:

source youre quotes

PirateBob posted:

gently caress you Lloris you useless french gently caress

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

vyelkin posted:

lol this owns, I would love to see some professional footballers try it too

nothing about this owns and noone tried it. its a bunch of actors pretending to do a thing for mercedes

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003


lol

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It means "Peace Among Worlds"

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
even better





These guys have hated rooney for a while

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



ayb posted:

even better





These guys have hated rooney for a while

ahahahaha this is great, you'll never miss that kid's ears

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

ayb posted:

even better





These guys have hated rooney for a while

This owns real hard, OP

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
It gets even better

https://twitter.com/WayneRooney/status/899753106602426368

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
That poor kid's been told he'll grow into his ears for years.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Eau de MacGowan posted:

That poor kid's been told he'll grow into his ears for years.

But enough about wayne rooney

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013

vyelkin posted:

lol this owns, I would love to see some professional footballers try it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9evgiqnKg
Good news!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Thank you friend that was everything I wanted

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

ayb posted:

even better





These guys have hated rooney for a while

:perfect:

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Who are they calling a slutt?

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