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Holy poo poo, three Magiswords goons? I no longer disbelieve any of them.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Holy poo poo, three Magiswords goons? I no longer disbelieve any of them. Nope, Metalocalypse.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:59
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Inescapable Duck posted:You're a few letters off people being able to accuse you of naming your daughter after a My Little Pony, just be warned. I'm hoping MLP will be abandoned by then.
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Feb 3, 2018 01:15
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lol I was in a (bad but somehow locally famous) death metal band once and I loving hated our music, and the people that liked it were boring, but it felt really good to scream into a microphone for a couple of hours.
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Feb 3, 2018 02:01
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loquacius posted:Metal is the anime of music
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Feb 3, 2018 02:55
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PetraCore posted:Can't believe Babymetal is getting sick of their fans. Their guitarist just died at age 36, apparently. https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/8093422/babymetal-mikio-fujioka-dead
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Feb 3, 2018 03:00
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Go back to bed Ihsahn you're cranky
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Feb 3, 2018 03:12
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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:I'm hoping MLP will be abandoned by then. Because as we all know, people stop caring about popular children's cartoons as the years pass.
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Feb 3, 2018 04:07
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I find heavy/black/death metal band names to be very entertaining DARKTHRONE BEHEMOTH MORBID ANGEL DISSECTION GORGOROTH Not a fan of the music but the names really tickle the funny bone
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Feb 3, 2018 05:02
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So here's someone complaining about POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD againquote:I’ve been calling in tips to ICE for almost a year now, but I’m aftaid to be proud of this. The funniest part of this is "straight from dystopian fiction" coming from the guy who is literally trying to call fascist police on people because they talk funny quote:I’m a real life superhero. Or at least, I will be soon. I mean, you are correct that the rich are the main problem with society but the thing is they have security and stuff so even if you buy some batons and do a Kick-rear end impression you're probably not gonna get very far here
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Feb 3, 2018 16:30
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wait there are drive through Mexican places!?
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Feb 3, 2018 16:36
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Yes, and they're fantastic. Might I suggest El Burrito Loco in New Lenox, IL? They're open super late for a suburb place, are cheap, and their enchiladas are amazing at 1am when you're a drunk teenager.
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Feb 3, 2018 16:43
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yes, and they're fantastic. Might I suggest El Burrito Loco in New Lenox, IL? They're open super late for a suburb place, are cheap, and their enchiladas are amazing at 1am when you're a drunk teenager. but there might be people working there who didn't fill out a form and wait twenty years for the privilege of earning less than minimum wage to brown ground beef for you 
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Feb 3, 2018 16:45
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"drat SJWS are why I have no friends!" says local goon who screams in horror whenever he hears an accent. How much do you want to bet it's one of the dozens of magachuds that got permabanned The Great Guillotine: Good luck, don't get shot 
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Feb 3, 2018 17:01
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That first one can't be real because I refuse to believe someone so pathetic exists.
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Feb 3, 2018 17:19
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:That first one can't be real because I refuse to believe someone so pathetic exists. It's a bit more subtle on the "anon doesn't realize how much of an rear end in a top hat they clearly are" signifiers than the archetypal trollpost, so maybe it's genuine or maybe they're just getting better at writing those Like, the closest thing was the part where he goes "nobody calls HIM 'the weird guy'", but I could actually imagine a very bitter person unironically saying something like that
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Feb 3, 2018 17:27
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The biggest tell that it's fake is the 3 whole months he spent looking for work. Then he slips from just being opposed to illegals to being openly racist against his presumably legal co-worker.
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Feb 3, 2018 17:28
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Atlas Hugged posted:The biggest tell that it's fake is the 3 whole months he spent looking for work. Then he slips from just being opposed to illegals to being openly racist against his presumably legal co-worker. I actually found that VERY believable because that's the mindset people who are very concerned about illegal immigration tend to be covering up SEE: chuds who accuse Native Americans of being in the country illegally
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Feb 3, 2018 17:30
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Dear ICE Hot Tip Goon: No one would yell about you "triggering the Spanish speakers." They'd yell about you being an rear end in a top hat. Hope that helps. (I am operating under the assumption that this confession, like all confessions that aren't painfully obvious, is real. Mostly because the last Anonymous Confessions Thread turned to poo poo after everyone stopped discussing the feshes and just went "nope, fake" to every single one, that was less interesting than this thread has been)
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Feb 3, 2018 17:34
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naw that first one hits too many key points i appreciate the effort though
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Feb 3, 2018 17:37
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loquacius posted:I actually found that VERY believable because that's the mindset people who are very concerned about illegal immigration tend to be covering up That particular aspect is believable, but in general it's also following the exact same formula all the other troll posts have used where it starts from a controversial point that you can almost plausibly accept but gradually works in details that make it way too ridiculous. It's not that he's racist against a legal Columbian, it's that he's racist against a man whose wife has MS and is popular at work. Had it stopped with the guy saying, "If you love Columbia so much then go back," it'd be way more believable. But it pushes things just a tad too far and makes the confessor into a caricature.
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Feb 3, 2018 17:37
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Wow, even if it's a troll, what a shithole "accountant" that guy is. If he didn't figure out by now the best way to move up in a company is to be sociable, friendly, and outgoing, then this shallow husk of a human being deserves to be the debits and credits bitch for life. But I'm sure this racist has the forethought to think critically about his position in life and how to improve it instead of scapegoating others.
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Feb 3, 2018 17:56
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
I think Mr. ICE snitch is a little too on the nose on certain points to be anything but another bad goon Creative Writing attempt (hint CC goons, stupid assholes aren't usually self-aware that they are stupid assholes...take a lesson from the Reddit thread), but the point is that people like that DO exist in the real world and so it's still acceptable to respond and analyze the post as if they were actually. After all, we don't dismiss fictional film or literature as being worthy of discussion just because "they're not real".
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Feb 3, 2018 18:04
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loquacius posted:So here's someone complaining about POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD again *"Stop responding to McMagic" gif but "Stop responding to" is crossed out and written in MSPaint over it is "shut the gently caress up and post sources in your shitposts McMagic"* And yes I do actually mean that to you since the confession reads like a McMagic post. marathon Stairmaster sesh fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Feb 3, 2018 |
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Feb 3, 2018 19:30
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Shiki Dan posted:I think Mr. ICE snitch is a little too on the nose on certain points to be anything but another bad goon Creative Writing attempt (hint CC goons, stupid assholes aren't usually self-aware that they are stupid assholes...take a lesson from the Reddit thread), but the point is that people like that DO exist in the real world and so it's still acceptable to respond and analyze the post as if they were actually. Oh, it's entirely possible that ICE Snitch Goon is a creative writing exercise; I just don't care that much. The last thread turned into "confessions are posted, someone (usually Jastiger IIRC) calls bullshit, thread spends a page arguing over whether calls of bullshit were plausible while confession gets ignored, repeat" and it was dull as hell; it's more interesting and fun IMHO to just suspend disbelief, pretend they're all written in earnest, and actually talk about the confessions rather than whether or not an idiosyncrasy in the writing style indicates a falsification or whatever. Criticizing the story is way more fun than criticizing the writing, is what I'm getting at. 
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Feb 3, 2018 20:08
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Inescapable Duck posted:Because as we all know, people stop caring about popular children's cartoons as the years pass. I don't think I'd mind young women who fondly recall MLP if they meet a hypothetical daughter of mine, I'm more hoping the creepy middle aged dudes will glomp onto another show for children by that time.
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Feb 3, 2018 20:12
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Yeah but the point stands that if its real the dude is transparently a racist loser. "We all know what goes on back there." This is dog whistling bullshit. I don't give a gently caress if a kid ran away from mexican cartels and police corruption to send his mom $20 a week from Taco Bell, and as a loving accountant how are you not hyper aware of the massive wage discrepencies. Didn't you get vetted for this job? Did they ask for your social secuirty information or run a credit check or any of the things real businesses, especially accounting firms do? how could an illegal have gotten your job? Call ICE on yourself.
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Feb 3, 2018 20:13
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ICE snitch goon is a punk. Glad hes as unhappy as he is. Real or fake you'll always be a loser 
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I'll just say this to that poster: YOU are repsonsible for your failure, either in life or in your creative writing, whichever is the case.
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Feb 3, 2018 20:44
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Hey loq, since you're not gonna be doing anything tomorrow night can you write up a bunch of "best of" confessions and put them in the OP? Like the monkey torture guy, the guy that wound up dating his creppy anime boss, the one dude that wrote a big long love letter, therapy goon, and of course a detailed post by post evaluation of the Celsius/Fahrenheit debate? Thanks pal!
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Feb 3, 2018 20:50
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My immediate response to ICE dude was directed about his bitching about SA. If you don't like it here, you should leave(isn't that his exact feeling on the immigrants?)
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Feb 3, 2018 21:15
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I remember various "local superhero" soft news over the years. Did any of those "superheros" ever end up being beaten up/stabbed/shot?
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Feb 3, 2018 21:23
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I think Phoenix Wright or what ever his name was out in Seattle got arrested a few times. So I'm assuming he wound up beaten and stabbed.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hey loq, since you're not gonna be doing anything tomorrow night can you write up a bunch of "best of" confessions and put them in the OP? Like the monkey torture guy, the guy that wound up dating his creppy anime boss, the one dude that wrote a big long love letter, therapy goon, and of course a detailed post by post evaluation of the Celsius/Fahrenheit debate? My favorite one of all time is the one where that goon's dead uncle trolled the gently caress out of him by getting a tall guy to come and say a line from phantasm. Whenever I look at that one I laugh my rear end off for a few minutes. metachronos fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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The range of opinions on illegal immigration go from people who think it's a war crime to enforce the most basic of immigration policies that every civilized country does, to people who think all the invading hordes, who keep their prices for goods and services like their Supersized Fries artificially low across the board and generate billions of additional GDP, are somehow ruining the economy. The guys not wrong that it's more internet-acceptable to fall on one end of the spectrum than the other, but don't worry Tortilla Crusader, I think you're just as big a loving moron as the people on the other end are.
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blarzgh posted:The range of opinions on illegal immigration go from people who think it's a war crime to enforce the most basic of immigration policies that every civilized country does, to people who think all the invading hordes, who keep their prices for goods and services like their Supersized Fries artificially low across the board and generate billions of additional GDP, are somehow ruining the economy. I definitely wouldn't call ICE on anyone tho.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Oh, it's entirely possible that ICE Snitch Goon is a creative writing exercise; I just don't care that much. The last thread turned into "confessions are posted, someone (usually Jastiger IIRC) calls bullshit, thread spends a page arguing over whether calls of bullshit were plausible while confession gets ignored, repeat" and it was dull as hell; it's more interesting and fun IMHO to just suspend disbelief, pretend they're all written in earnest, and actually talk about the confessions rather than whether or not an idiosyncrasy in the writing style indicates a falsification or whatever. Criticizing the story is way more fun than criticizing the writing, is what I'm getting at. Assume it's fake, treat it like it's real has always been the advice for these threads. I just want to read good confessions, so when something is as lazy as that I don't feel bad calling it out. I don't know if it's one dude submitting that style of confession, but it's repeated itself about a dozen times now and they've all been called out (not usually by me but sometimes) in this very thread and the thread doesn't devolve into accusing every confession of being fake. I don't really see calling out the bad confessions as a problem if the goal is to encourage better fake confessions.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hey loq, since you're not gonna be doing anything tomorrow night can you write up a bunch of "best of" confessions and put them in the OP? Like the monkey torture guy, the guy that wound up dating his creppy anime boss, the one dude that wrote a big long love letter, therapy goon, and of course a detailed post by post evaluation of the Celsius/Fahrenheit debate? I missed this one, and really wish I hadnt.
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That one is like my favorite one. Mostly because I really think it was true. Though there is a spot in my heart for the guy that wrote like a 5 page love letter to his buddy's girlfriend, but as it went on I kinda thought maybe it was made up.
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I think the ICE douche is a douche for so many reasons. But the “liberal elite circlejerk“ here is a thing, and I myself am liberal.
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