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ThinkTank posted:We mourn a giant. My only regret. I'd trade whatever that "nice guy" trophy was for an ASG goal
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I have no hardware at all. Who am I best equated to?
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Jul 7, 2015 18:25
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Jul 7, 2015 18:26
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THE MACHO MAN posted:traded in one mook for another in Gallant, jesus. Windros is going to have to tie Calgawy to his wheelchair next season Kiss the ring, bitch.
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Jul 7, 2015 18:44
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Woohoo king for a day?!
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3rd All-Time Defensemen Goal Scored 3rd All-Time Defensemen Assists (15th All-Time All Players) 3rd All-Time Defensemen Points (33th All-Time) 13 All Star Selections (Tied for most All-Time for Dmen) (0 Goals) Hardware: 2 Stanley Cups 1 Conn Smythe 10 Norris (Most all time by 2) 1 Art Ross
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Jul 7, 2015 19:31
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All-Star Break 2033 Update All-Stars West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Center) West -- RC Cola (3rd D-Pairing) West -- Zip (Starting Goaltender) East -- Clint Clemens (Starting Left Wing) East -- Shinichi Satonaka (Starting Right Wing) East -- Rod Peters (4th Line Right Wing) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Hockles (Starting D-Pairing) Transaction News 1/17/33 -- OTT gets: Michael McNiven (G, 88 OVR) 1/17/33 -- WSH gets: 2033 1st Round Pick, a prospect Injury Report DAL -- A. Robertson is out with a Separated Shoulder. Expected return is 2/3/33   Syracuse is 9th in the East in the AHL Comments Strelkov is now a healthy scratch 3rd goalie after the trade. Ottawa doesn't want to test waivers with him apparently? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Jul 7, 2015 19:38
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Jul 7, 2015 19:46
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Pittsburgh you've ruined me!
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Toronto ruined Felix years ago. He got picked first, and never was supported. RIP Stabey Cub dreams
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Athanatos posted:3rd All-Time Defensemen Goal Scored Dang, even Potatoes has three ASG goals. Speaking of, Potatoes and Hockles are going to wreck poo poo at the ASG. Who will fight me this year?
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Bradf0rd posted:Dang, even Potatoes has three ASG goals. Speaking of, Potatoes and Hockles are going to wreck poo poo at the ASG. Who will fight me this year? I will. Won't be my first ASG fight, but I'm guessing it will reduce my Lady Byng votes.
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Bradf0rd posted:Dang, even Potatoes has three ASG goals. When Athanatos goes into broadcasting one day someone will ask him about all ASG Goals and his response will be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa9LNPwZIGA
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How is Yokozuna the highest-paid goaltender in the league but can't crack the all-star game to save his life
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Hockles posted:2032 Offseason News I do enjoy that Pittsburgh just paid me $9~ mil, despite the fact I'm roughly 35 now and have a lot of regular season struggles. But hey, clearly I can get it done in the playoffs.  CDX posted:Pittsburgh you've ruined me! That's Pittsburgh for you! Just sit back and enjoy the playoff-less ride. ...And that Cup we just won, of course.
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Hockles posted:2033 All-Star Game Results MAXIMUM TRUCULENCE BY POTATOES!
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End of 2032-33 Regular Season Update Transaction News 2/21/33 -- CHI -- places F. Stats on Waivers 2/21/33 -- CHI -- sent down F. Stats to Rockford (AHL) 3/3/33 -- BUF gets: 2033 1st Round Pick, 2033 2nd Round Pick, Jeremie Beaudin (D, 80 OVR) 3/3/33 -- CBJ gets: Hockles (D, 93 OVR) 2/2/33 -- NJD gets: Trent O'Neill (LW, 88 OVR) 2/2/33 -- PIT gets: 2033 1st Round Pick, 2033 3rd Round Pick, Kenny Huether (RW, 80 OVR) 2/21/33 -- CHI gets: Laurent Vigier (RW, 81 OVR), Todd Menegatti (RW, 79 OVR) 2/21/33 -- VAN gets: 2 prospects 3/3/33 -- CBJ gets: Cory Keefe (C, 85 OVR) 3/3/33 -- NSH gets: 2034 1st Round Pick, a prospect 3/3/33 -- BOS gets: Dylan Wells (G, 86 OVR) 3/3/33 -- DAL gets: Alexei Korolev (LW, 86 OVR) 3/3/33 -- ARZ gets: Neil Davis (G, 83 OVR) 3/3/33 -- PIT gets: 2034 2nd Round Pick Injury Report CGY -- E. Windros Jr is out with a Hip Pointer. Expected return is 4/20/33 WSH -- J. Hilder is out with a Concussion. Expected return is 4/23/33   Rockford clinched a playoff spot in the AHL Syracuse finished 12th in the East in the AHL Comments Hockles' run in Buffalo comes to an end There was an arms race at the deadline between Columbus and New Jersey Yokozuna might win the Vezina Some splitting of the skater trophies this year A toss up between J. von Arx (CGY) and Hockles (CBJ) for the Norris. Hockles has a better +/-, but von Arx has more points (77) Pepperdick played the 6th most minutes in a season ever. Fancy Stats has regressed to a 73 OVR, likely what caused his demotion to the AHL http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Is that 91 goals and 10 assists for Lemur? Tank wishes he could.
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Hand Knit posted:Is that 91 goals and 10 assists for Lemur? Tank wishes he could. I don't know what you are talking about... 
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Chap had the best season of his career and his team finished with 104 points after getting benched and playing spot duty after Ottawa made that trade
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Blue Jackets loading up for one last hurrah for Peters. Welcome to Columbus, where dreams come true.
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End of 2032-33 Season Update Rockford wins the Calder Cup! NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Columbus Blue Jackets Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) New York Islanders Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Winnipeg Jets Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Columbus Blue Jackets Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Hockles -- Columbus Blue Jackets Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Connor McDavid -- Buffalo Sabres Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Yves DesRosiers -- Vancouver Canucks Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) John Longrod -- Columbus Blue Jackets Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Yokozuna -- Edmonton Oilers William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Theo Busenius/Earl Liffiton -- Anaheim Ducks Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) RC Cola -- Anaheim Ducks Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Connor McDavid -- Buffalo Sabres Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Comments Peters' and Longrod's long nightmare is over! Longrod "Duncan Keith's" his way to a Conn Smythe That's "2-time Masterton Trophy Winner" RC Cola to you. It is a Mystery Yokozuna wins the Vezina! Again! Out of Athanatos' shadow, Hockles wins a Norris! Also, Stats limped to a Calder Cup Championship (69 OVR now) Many of you are retiring this year too. I can tell by the post season progression/regression. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Upcoming Free-Agents ANA -- R. Cola ARZ -- F. Lemur CGY -- E. Windros Jr CHI -- F. Stats CBJ -- R. Peters DAL -- A. Robertson LAK -- S. McStabson LAK -- Zip OTT -- C. Buttworth OTT -- I. Strelkov TBL -- H. Chavez WSH -- S. Samuelsson
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God I hope Windros walks. Calgary has been a first round bust for years now. Sad.
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And....thanks to Hockles I can retire a winner. All hail Hockles, giver of life.
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Do i retire with zero accomplishments or is there one last hurrah (of futility) Mike gartner needs his 600 goals sigh
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Looks like I celebrated a little too hard after winning the Cup. Maybe this will be it for me. Wouldn't be surprised either way.
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Sixth most minutes ever in a season. Swept in the second round. Dammit Chicago what happened to your dynasty!? 
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Nothing like your last shot at the cup ending with getting swept by Columbus in the finals.
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Back to Minnesota, back to missing the playoffs.
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Wanted: non mook teammates who can accurately shoot on the open net after I've elbowed everyone on the ice christ what an awful playoffs. So many sweeps
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If Rod Peters retires today, his closest career comp would probably be Markus Naslund. Not bad.
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What's Duncan Keithing a Conn Smyth? Also would I be a hero in Columbus for sticking with the team?
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Top Hats Monthly posted:What's Duncan Keithing a Conn Smyth? Also would I be a hero in Columbus for sticking with the team? Did you not watch this year's playoffs?
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