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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i’ve been using halifax internet banking for 20+ years and it always seemed way less bad than any others i saw

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

what practical purpose does "please enter 3 randomly selected characters from your password" serve that just typing the whole dang password in wouldn't

i think the usual setup is that login and less sensitive stuff never ask you for more than a couple of characters, while transfers and other rather more serious steps require the full password. so if you get phished onto a fake login page you are ideally trained not to expect to need your full password.

doubt it works very well, but if it weren't for the horrible ux of it its not the worst plan i've ever heard.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i think the usual setup is that login and less sensitive stuff never ask you for more than a couple of characters, while transfers and other rather more serious steps require the full password.

One of my banks, Lloyds, does this , and it's not even the password, just the "memorable information" which most people are likely to have something short and more predictable for than the password. And then I only have to do extra verification on new payees, it's just good to go on people I've paid before. Presumably fraud protection does kick in at some point, but at the very least I've transfered four digit amounts out (their savings rates are poo poo) with no resistance past that one login page.

I hadn't even considered how they were storing the information, at this point I think the main security method on that app is the security step for unlocking the phone itself.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
hell yeah #lifegoals

https://twitter.com/SILVERnBOLD/status/1790798755798643123

quote:

Just completed 200 days straight on Alchohol + Cocaine.

This biohack gets expensive due to tolerance increase.

Currently at $569/day (2l of Johnny walker black and 5-7g of peruvian)

Noticeable benefits

-Zero sexual performance (focused)
-Degenerate sex drive (locked in)
-Lost all friends + family hates me

This combo has put me at rock bottom.

Which everyone knows is the best place to be.

Ur either the top or the bottom in this world.

Start somewhere.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
good for him

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

i encourage this guy in particular to keep it going with this poo poo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/damageboy/status/1790753829920592272

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Generic Monk posted:

1password ‘show in large type’ has the character number under the character, helps a lot

1p stays winning.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


ah the John Mulaney Diet

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i think the usual setup is that login and less sensitive stuff never ask you for more than a couple of characters, while transfers and other rather more serious steps require the full password. so if you get phished onto a fake login page you are ideally trained not to expect to need your full password.

doubt it works very well, but if it weren't for the horrible ux of it its not the worst plan i've ever heard.

For Natwest the password/pin are only used for logging in to the website IIRC. The 'online banking pin' is separate to your credit/debit card PIN and the PIN you use to log into the app. The app authenticates with face/touch ID or a passcode and when setting up a new payee has you do the 'facial recognition' thing where it's presumably recording a video of your face and sending it out.

I haven't used the website in ages but last time I set up a new payee on there, they have you put your debit card in a little reader thing they give you when you sign up, you enter the card PIN and then a challenge code that you then provide a response to. I must have like 5 of those little card readers at this point but gently caress if I know where they are lol

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Well don't share the detail with us

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rc6ml9dpmZ1z5xnal.mp4

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Tunicate posted:

Well don't share the detail with us

BIG.little actually involves some of the cores having a huge cock.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Cybernetic Vermin posted:

BIG.little actually involves some of the cores having a huge cock.

lmfao

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://x.com/FKSM_sama/status/1791470386661761404

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

ah the John Mulaney Diet

:drat:

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
The little cores perform harder when they're being mocked and humiliated by the bigger cores.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I'm not going to even inline or link this, but what the gently caress?

https://x.com/jjjjjjjjojohohn/status/1791761312936071637

RIP in case any app users still have it load for whatever reason

:nws: though I'm not sure why, I've looked at this for the last couple minutes and I still can't figure out whats going on.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

that :nws: tag keeps it from inlining, for which I thank you, but I clicked through nonetheless and am confused

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



hostel grip

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
here's a palate cleanser

https://x.com/hail2thetealeaf/status/1791754824167416067

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://x.com/NoCapFights/status/1791909810730115354

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



she can fix me

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Us acid reflux sufferers stan a drooling king,

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ellie's still irresistible

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

presented by SPUDNUTS
The drool is part of my charm

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

oh, you also pretend to have rabies to scare predators?

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

presented by SPUDNUTS

pseudorandom name posted:

oh, you also pretend to have rabies to scare predators?
No I'm just on a lot of drugs

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

https://twitter.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/1791945598507114650

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://x.com/fobwashed/status/1792091433513738407

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
what’s his stand

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Kenny Logins posted:

what’s his stand

I’m not sure but the the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gets me every time.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




is this the same guy who says he doesn't want more wine but he's pouring it for himself

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cat Face Joe posted:

is this the same guy who says he doesn't want more wine but he's pouring it for himself

https://x.com/satoyu0704/status/1732922478094417961

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Cat Face Joe posted:

is this the same guy who says he doesn't want more wine but he's pouring it for himself

no that's me

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:lol:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://x.com/Papapishu/status/1791950070973145232

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dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004


ominous portent

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