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LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
i enjoy going to touristy areas in san francisco and having the restaurant inform me that I should tip the server and that the 12% service charge is separate

for a country that really really hates taxes and would rather poor people die, they somehow managed to make you feel like abitch loser if you dont tax yourself every time someone treats you like a human being

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Helps make human decency feel special.

edit: vs. China where it's just absent.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

LentThem posted:

i enjoy going to touristy areas in san francisco and having the restaurant inform me that I should tip the server and that the 12% service charge is separate


lol sounds like the waiter is getting an 8% tip from me

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

The Great Autismo! posted:

if you want an ice coffee just get a regular coffee and a cup of ice. they cost the same but you can almost get two full iced coffees out of your hot coffee because the ice takes up so much space. good tip if you're chilling in Starbucks for a summer afternoon getting work done or reading or w/e.

Don't do this on a date

It was a Starbucks barista that first pointed this out to me <3

The iced coffee at Starbucks is brewed double strength to take into account melted ice. Your trick costs half as much but you're getting half the caffeine.

Of course, when you order an ice coffee in Asia the barista is going to be a dick and give you an iced Americano instead. I have no idea why, because it actually takes more work to pour the espresso.

Let us English fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 24, 2017

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
Wait you guys tip taxi drivers? You already need to take a mortgage out to get a taxi in Western countries and you add to that voluntarily?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

no, there's a little chinese woman in it

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Holy poo poo, are you serious? Full disclosure, the only JJB I ever went to was SpaLand, so it was fancy and had lots of foreigners. Also I took my glasses off whenever I was naked so that I couldn't see anyone who might be staring at me.

Just thank god that you didn't understand what they were saying.

We might have visited at least 20 different JJBs all the way from Dongducheon, to Busan. You get a wildly different experience at some of them, but what I posted was pretty typical for your average, middle of the road 4-floor facility. We've been in some that were (unfortunately for us) 100% segregated, and others that only segregate the change/shower/hot-tub rooms and even have coed sleeping rooms. What is 100% certain of all of them, is that foreign guys are going to have some adjoshi come over and in no subtle way examine your hog. Foreign girls will get a similar experience from some granny who wants to check out your curly bush "Is it permed?". Unfortunately for my wife everyone thought that she was Korean so a trip to the hot tub was an 80% chance of getting groped. One girl from the US who learned Korean in under a year said that going to the JJB was a horrible experience because all any of the Korean women ever did was very loudly, and obviously talk about her the whole time she was there (and by talk about, I mean endlessly pick apart every single feature on her body in excruciating detail).

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

They didn't care about my tattoos, either. Huh. I'm surprised!

Isn't that more of a Japan thing because tattoos=Yakuza? For some reason there is a total blank in my memory when it comes to tattoos in Korea. Probably because I don't have any and it never came up.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Blistex posted:

Just thank god that you didn't understand what they were saying.

We might have visited at least 20 different JJBs all the way from Dongducheon, to Busan. You get a wildly different experience at some of them, but what I posted was pretty typical for your average, middle of the road 4-floor facility. We've been in some that were (unfortunately for us) 100% segregated, and others that only segregate the change/shower/hot-tub rooms and even have coed sleeping rooms. What is 100% certain of all of them, is that foreign guys are going to have some adjoshi come over and in no subtle way examine your hog. Foreign girls will get a similar experience from some granny who wants to check out your curly bush "Is it permed?". Unfortunately for my wife everyone thought that she was Korean so a trip to the hot tub was an 80% chance of getting groped. One girl from the US who learned Korean in under a year said that going to the JJB was a horrible experience because all any of the Korean women ever did was very loudly, and obviously talk about her the whole time she was there (and by talk about, I mean endlessly pick apart every single feature on her body in excruciating detail).


Isn't that more of a Japan thing because tattoos=Yakuza? For some reason there is a total blank in my memory when it comes to tattoos in Korea. Probably because I don't have any and it never came up.

I'm sure they did talk poo poo, but one of the reasons I never bothered learning much Korean is because I didn't want to know things like that. I got enough from the VP who would visit my classroom every day and tell me if I looked fat or not that day. (Interesting to note that I looked "fat" whenever I didn't wear something form-fitting...hmm...)

And yeah, tattoos are not as bad a taboo in Korea. I never experienced any issues, whereas I did in Japan. I've heard that the stigma against tattooed foreigners has more to do with Russian sailors visiting Hokkaido and peeing in the public baths, but I have no source for this. It's a funny image, though, a little obaasan screaming and hitting a drunk guy who's just like "Shto?"

e: Your pubes comment makes me wonder what they thought of my hardwood floors. Probably nothing good.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Apr 24, 2017

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Its ok, we do the same things in locker rooms here

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

e: Your pubes comment makes me wonder what they thought of my hardwood floors. Probably nothing good.

I had to "Urban Dictionary" that one.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lmao if you didnt strut around with a giant foreigner erection fully exposed at least once

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
https://my.mixtape.moe/kezjpg.mp4

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



I think I am addicted to this thread, I now find it hard to start my morning without seeing some silliness like this.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Feel bad for the woman in white who was either on her phone or just studiously pretending to be Anywhere Else In The World Except In The Middle of An Impending Face Battle/Slapfight and ended up with a face full of boiling hotpot broth for her troubles.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

holy poo poo balls

It's one of those situations where you just have to wonder what the argument was about.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

holy poo poo balls

It's one of those situations where you just have to wonder what the argument was about.

If this thread is any indication then the smallest of sleights, even perceived ones, provoke the largest response.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Boiled Water posted:

If this thread is any indication then the smallest of sleights, even perceived ones, provoke the largest response.

it's no wonder why kan re nao is a thing

https://my.mixtape.moe/qsludn.mp4

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

big time bisexual posted:

it's no wonder why kan re nao is a thing

https://my.mixtape.moe/qsludn.mp4

can a Chinese speaker please tell me wtf, because drat

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Running is super fun all but remember to stretch more often and try other exercises

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Ugh, that was upsetting.

big time bisexual, I posted your other video in the PYF public scenes thread; I hope that's okay.

e: whoabad grammar

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Apr 24, 2017

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

ladron posted:

can a Chinese speaker please tell me wtf, because drat

Seconding translation request.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me

ladron posted:

can a Chinese speaker please tell me wtf, because drat

http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/13/mad_mommy.php

quote:

A disturbing video of an extremely mad mother attacking a little girl has gone viral on Chinese social media with most netizens blaming the child for starting the fight, calling her "demented" and "vicious."

The video was shot at a play area in a Hangzhou shopping mall. While the kids were playing, a little girl stepped on the son of a very protective mom, sending the woman into a rage. Though the little girl's parents repeatedly apologized to the woman, it did nothing to calm her down.

Soon, the woman completely loses it and starts going after the little girl, trying to claw her out of her mother's arms. Afterward, other parents at the play area can't help but get involved and the furious woman tries to attack them as well while her husband holds her back with their crying son in his arms.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Blaming the kid? :wtc:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

In a world of 5000 years of history there is no forgiveness, only revenge.

Coming fall 2017, Plun'Qing II: Fight of the Demented Child

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

big time bisexual posted:

it's no wonder why kan re nao is a thing

https://my.mixtape.moe/qsludn.mp4

this is probably the realist china video you could check out.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

The Great Autismo! posted:

this is probably the realist china video you could check out.

Post it in D&D.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I was going through customs in China once. I saw a guy and the customs officer screaming their heads off. I asked Dad what's going on, he replied "It's normal". I now fully understand.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

WarpedNaba posted:

Post it in D&D.

there's only one type of china allowed in d&d, and this isn't it

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

big time bisexual posted:

it's no wonder why kan re nao is a thing

https://my.mixtape.moe/qsludn.mp4

look ive never lived in china but i feel like much face was just lost, can anyone confirm/deny?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I was busy with some work stuff for a few days, and came back to 300+ new posts in this thread. Too much! Bigly! I'll hit you up another time, China thread. Trying to get three immediate-deadline projects finished at once is making my brain hurt and I've lost all motivation for giving any care about China or how retarded it is. I think I've finally become Chinese in my heart. Next step: Public tantrums and a trailing cloud of diarrhea mouth.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Haier posted:

Trying to get three immediate-deadline projects finished at once

Is this a euphenism or are you actually working

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Sounds like Haier got someone pregnant

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
She's having a hybrid!

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

The Great Autismo! posted:

there's only one type of china allowed in d&d, and this isn't it

Your landscapes were very well received, and I'm absolutely not surprised. There's no people in it. That's the China that they like to keep close to their hearts. ~It's the real China~

Not the shriveled old dude in the locker room, who's drying his butthole with the blowdryer, who isn't breaking eyecontact as you walk in.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

JaucheCharly posted:

Your landscapes were very well received, and I'm absolutely not surprised. There's no people in it. That's the China that they like to keep close to their hearts. ~It's the real China~ .

u gotta know your audience

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
also I didn't post the picture of the dead rotting dog that's out there alongside the river

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

angel opportunity posted:

lol sounds like the waiter is getting an 8% tip from me

iirc, the 12% service charge doesn't actually go to the servers. It's included because the restaurant can't forwardly raise prices without losing business and because of the absurd costs of everything in the bay area cannot afford to leave prices as they were.

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Wait you guys tip taxi drivers? You already need to take a mortgage out to get a taxi in Western countries and you add to that voluntarily?

Instead of paying people living wages we force the burden of paying people in a lot of professions onto the consumer. In almost any industry where tipping is allowed in the USA, employers are allowed to pay below minimum wage.

America does it's best to gently caress labor as hard as possible and has for decades now. The people getting hosed are by and large anti-union because we've had a generation of anti-union propaganda supported by baby boomers that had amazing work stability, pay, and advancement thanks to their super strong unions.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

iirc, the 12% service charge doesn't actually go to the servers
"it's a service charge not a servers charge hahahaha"

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Do chinese passengers clap when the airplane lands?

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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

thank you

JaucheCharly posted:

Do chinese passengers clap when the airplane lands?

no, they crap

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