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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

If only God was allowed inside churches.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:24

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:08

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

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�I got the gun,� he said. �I thought it was over, but they the cops shot me. The good guys shot me.�

Jeff Blackburn, Garces� attorney, outlined the slew of challenges that his client now faces.

For doing the right thing, he now has got a huge medical bill, probably a lot of long term physical problems and it needs to be taken care of,� said Blackburn.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:32

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

america is so dumb lol

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:38

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

I haven't read anything from teachers yet re: guns everywhere.
Did any already went "no gently caress you we aren't cops you dipshits" ?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:38

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

is it reality or reality tv i cant tell any more :tinfoil:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/alleged-trump-assange-backchannel-there-was-no-backchannel

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One of the most curious episodes of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election is also one of its most intriguing: Did Roger Stone�the eccentric informal Trump adviser�have backchannel communications with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange?

The question has perplexed Trump/Russia investigators, in part because Stone tweeted on Aug. 21, 2016, that then-Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta would soon have his �time in the barrel� before WikiLeaks started releasing Podesta�s emails. Forensics experts say Russian state-backed hackers stole them.

Stone told the House intelligence committee that he had a intermediary to Assange, according to CNN, and named lefty comedian-turned-radio host Randy Credico as that person. The WikiLeaks founder has been on Credico�s radio show three times, and Credico tweeted a picture of himself outside the London Ecuadorian embassy on Oct. 5, 2016.

The House intelligence committee subpoenaed Credico to testify in November, and he replied by asserting his 5th amendment right to remain silent.

Now, Credico is speaking out. In a wide-ranging interview, he told The Daily Beast that despite Stone�s statements, he never passed messages from Assange to anyone, and that Stone never had a backchannel to the WikiLeaks founder.

...

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He also said that neither he nor Stone has heard from Mueller.

�He understands that Stone is not a player,� he said. �Even if it were true, it would be so insignificant. But it�s not true.�

this seems highly improbable :shrug:

not that Stone might be full of poo poo, but that Mueller's investigation wouldn't bother to actually check

Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Feb 25, 2018

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:40

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

they mad

https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/967565279038509056?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E3

Good luck finding another airliner

Lapierre is literally the chickenhawk nazi organizer from amerian history x

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:42

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

the NRAs public relations is literally exactly the same as ISIS

cool, cool

# ? Feb 25, 2018 12:52

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

Ow mah hostage

# ? Feb 25, 2018 13:03

kater: Nov 16, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

I haven't read anything from teachers yet re: guns everywhere.
Did any already went "no gently caress you we aren't cops you dipshits" ?

the local news had an interview with someone from loving utah or some gently caress place and she was all i unno i wanna shoot ppl and it was funny cuz wtf this is texas you couldnt find anyone closer

# ? Feb 25, 2018 13:04

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

bloom posted:

Jakoff Wohl is literally a russian agent now my dudes and dudettes

Wow! So illegal

# ? Feb 25, 2018 13:40

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

and it won't help him at all since there has been no indication that his online fellating of trump will ever get him a pardon. fox doesn't talk about what a swell guy wohl is so it's all pointless.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 13:44

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

*Waves*
*Throws 2 thumbs up*
*grins*
*LIKE A DOG*

# ? Feb 25, 2018 13:48

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

This is why we need GOD in our CHURCHES.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:04

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

TrumpSupporters.gif

https://twitter.com/sp1r1tharambe/status/967736916924948487

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:04

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

also fox and friends has been on for like 2 hours, why haven't we been informed about what out president is thinking yet?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:07

Attitude Indicator: Apr 3, 2009

VR Native American posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb_nnQmqsA
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no wonder america is so dumb if this is the retard poo poo they consume. jfc

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:09

Calm Waters: Aug 24, 2011

i guess i'm just a hopeless neo-shitlib but i really like these kids

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:09

Attitude Indicator: Apr 3, 2009

VR Native American posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb_nnQmqsA
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what's even the point? "does hillary dry clean her pants here? Bluarghahahahah!"
yes? maybe? do you not clean your pants awful lady?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:12

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

All Hail Orb

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:30

Cyks: Mar 17, 2008; The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Attitude Indicator posted:

what's even the point? "does hillary dry clean her pants here? Bluarghahahahah!"
yes? maybe? do you not clean your pants awful lady?

Best part was she wasn't even interviewing anybody. She was outside a random dry cleaners yelling into the door at no one. Trump is right, mental illness is the issue and here is a perfect example.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:31

Mackers: Jan 16, 2012

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun! :bahgawd:

Silver platter rebuttal for the dems, but they won't use it because they are American and therefore irredeemably retarded lol

(and fat obv)

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:35

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

"Everything's bigger in Texas!" I glub to the judge as I explain my shooting range situation

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:41

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Cyks posted:

Best part was she wasn't even interviewing anybody. She was outside a random dry cleaners yelling into the door at no one. Trump is right, mental illness is the issue and here is a perfect example.

Imaginary bread for a very real circus

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:42

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

*throws millions of dollars into a fire pit*

"The flames tell me...buy more guns."

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:56

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

VR Native American posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb_nnQmqsA
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"conservative humor" :chloe:

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:06

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

edit: woops, wrong thread

Stink Billyums fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Feb 25, 2018

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:12

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

"Only good guys with guns can stop bad guys with guns!", I, a trained and armed sheriff's deputy, proclaim over the cacophony of screams and gunshots going off inside an elementary school cafeteria as I cower behind my patrol car 400 yards away.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:15

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

You could easily shut down this whole armed teacher debate by handing a "trained" school teacher a paint gun and let him go through a school shooting reenactment and then count how many innocent kids he has managed to shoot. I guess no one has done this yet because the whole idea of arming teachers is so comically idiotic that nobody even thought about disproving it.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:28

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

You could easily shut down this whole armed teacher debate by handing a "trained" school teacher a paint gun and let him go through a school shooting reenactment and then count how many innocent kids he has managed to shoot. I guess no one has done this yet because the whole idea of arming teachers is so comically idiotic that nobody even thought about disproving it.

I would bet that, as an adult, the teacher would be better at shooting kids than a teenager. But I don't quite see how showing this would disprove the idea. Are you saying that the teachers are going to go on a shooting spree too?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:31

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

This whole arming teachers thing seems a lot like fixing a rat problem with snakes.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:33

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Hihohe posted:

This whole arming teachers thing seems a lot like fixing a rat problem with snakes.

So, more humane than traps and more eco-friendly than poison?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:35

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

No. Now you have a snake problem.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:38

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006; Can't post for 5 days!

Hihohe posted:

This whole arming teachers thing seems a lot like fixing a rat problem with snakes.

Seems reasonable. Then we send in the snake eating gorillas, which will just freeze in the winter.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:38

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

jfc

https://theslot.jezebel.com/things-are-fine-and-the-crabs-will-get-huge-according-t-1823254448

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The panel was titled “Trump’s America First Energy Plan: Restoring Our Prosperity and Destroying Eco-Left Memes.”

“You’re gonna walk out of this room today knowing why you’re skeptical that humans are causing a climate crisis,” Lakely promised, a serene mountain landscape screensaver filling the projector screen to his left. “You’ll see with your own eyes that we’re not causing a climate crisis.”

You’re standing in the way of what they really want, which is to command and control the economy,” Lakely informed a nodding audience. “Cause if you can convince the people that the only way we can save the planet is to force you to do what I say? What does that sound like? Sounds like communism, sounds like socialism. It sounds like authoritarianism.”

During one particularly striking scientific cherry-pick, Legates attempted to rebut research demonstrating the deteriorating effects of ocean acidification on snail shells by pulling up photographs of crawfish and crabs that had grown after being exposed to higher CO2 levels. Several audience members gasped; one let out a barking, victorious laugh.

“Now, that one’s a keeper,” Legates said. “Those are the kind of crabs we want to find.”

“The science debate is over and we won,” Huelskamp said, incorrectly, at the end of the panel. “There is no scientific consensus that the world’s going to end. We won that debate.”