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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91wzC6HfPdgcode:
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I just realized that the Oilers lost for the first time this postseason when giving up 3 or fewer goals, so much for that metric. I guess it’s 2 or fewer now lol
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May 17, 2024 18:02
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Duckman2008 posted:Yeah, it only one of them exemplifies the leadership of Mark Messier.  "Guys you're still trying to replace Messier. I told you we can't do it...and we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate him. Recreate him in the aggregate. Messier's key qualities were: clutch play, throwing elbows, baldness, clutch play, and being closeted. Here's what we're going to do:" Clutch play:  Throwing elbows:  Baldness:  Being closeted:  "That doesn't look right, Mika has a wife/kid and Chris is in a relationship"  "You gotta read Twitter, follow the clues"
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May 17, 2024 19:32
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Messier was in the closet? I knew about the coke fiend rumors but not that one.
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I am generally on board with "lol Messier" but calling hockey players closeted at part of the lol is not really chill given how actively toxic hockey and the NHL in particular are when it relates to LGBTQ stuff Like, let's poo poo on him for being garbage instead! Greatest leader in NHL history apparently: Mark Messier, Captain of the Vancouver Canucks <Messier in background putting on the number of a dead guy while waving> T.C. fucked around with this message at 21:10 on May 17, 2024 |
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May 17, 2024 21:07
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DildenAnders posted:Messier was in the closet? I knew about the coke fiend rumors but not that one. Rumors? Messier in the 80s/90s had to be some sort of cocaine golem
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May 17, 2024 21:23
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T.C. posted:I am generally on board with "lol Messier" but calling hockey players closeted at part of the lol is not really chill given how actively toxic hockey and the NHL in particular are when it relates to LGBTQ stuff Edit: I just realized calling a gay dude a 'weed' was a poor choice of words.
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May 17, 2024 21:34
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I have nothing to back it up but vaguely remember rumors Messier swung both ways. Maybe I'm making that up though
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May 17, 2024 21:38
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https://x.com/tomfitzjesus/status/1791284617170882684?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q
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The Dirty Burger posted:https://x.com/tomfitzjesus/status/1791284617170882684?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q jfc it’s perfect 
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May 17, 2024 21:51
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I think the Oilers are better defensively than they were under Woodcroft, but they still do a crazy amount of puck watching in the defensive zone. I can't figure out what McDavid and Hyman are even thinking they are accomplishing on that game winner.
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May 17, 2024 21:54
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T.C. posted:I am generally on board with "lol Messier" but calling hockey players closeted at part of the lol is not really chill given how actively toxic hockey and the NHL in particular are when it relates to LGBTQ stuff my post wasn't intended as "lol Messier" or "lol gays" at all. he is one of my two all-time favorite players. the Kreider/Zibanejad thing is a reference to a long-running LGBTQ Rangers Twitter thing between Kreider/Mika. the Messier thing is a reference to: DildenAnders posted:Messier was in the closet? I knew about the coke fiend rumors but not that one. ya there were always bizarre rumors. most of it was normal (like for the time) stuff from opposing fans, e.g. Crosby being gay by Philly fans. the absolute strangest one was Canucks fans starting a rumor that he assaulted Bure at a party and that's why Bure wanted to leave for Florida. insane poo poo
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If we're doing hot hockey goss, Lyle Odelein is involved in a lawsuit with his siblings over the sizeable family farm.
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:
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welcome, Florida gently caress you, Florida
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Simplex posted:I think the Oilers are better defensively than they were under Woodcroft, but they still do a crazy amount of puck watching in the defensive zone. I can't figure out what McDavid and Hyman are even thinking they are accomplishing on that game winner. These are definitely not the same Edmonton Oilers they've been for years no sir. Darnell Nurse is so, so bad in his own end. Never does anything with conviction. Positioning is practically random. Vacillates between being a pure bystander sloooowly drifting backward into his own goalie, and rushing out after the puck and usually arriving a half-stride too late. You can't fault his effort level, he blocks shots and fights for pucks and takes the body and all that. He has some puck skills that are handy on the breakout. But he has really bad defensive instincts, and he knows it which only makes everything worse. As always none of that is to say he's a Bad Player, he's not JMFJ by any stretch. He's a playable 2D with a strong enough partner. But that contract is such a boat anchor and probably more than any one other thing the reason why McDavid will never win a Cup in Edmonton. You probably can't get away with paying a real contender's fourth-best defenseman $9M a year until the heat death of the universe and expect to seriously compete for Cups. e: Nurse for Marner, who says no??? (Besides Marner) Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 18, 2024 |
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I hope Trouba runs the gently caress out of tkachuk
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Levitate posted:I hope Trouba runs the gently caress out of tkachuk They both die simultaneously when they elbow each other in the head game 1
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May 18, 2024 03:45
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They should slam into each other so fast they both atomize into theoretical particles
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There's not really been that much drama in these playoffs, and when the dust settles it looks like it's going to be the four best teams (or at least, the four division winners) as the four conference finalists. When's the last time that happened? Between that and the tragic lack of overtime marathons, to be honest these have been maybe the least exciting playoffs of my lifetime. These conference final matchups at least have some potential to be great though.
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May 18, 2024 03:48
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Dallas is the only team left that I want to see win. I would be ok with Colorado, Florida, or Edmonton. Under no circumstances do I want to see Vancouver or the Rangers win it all. However, gun to my head, if it comes down to Rangers-Canucks, I will begrudgingly root for the Rangers.
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Jamwad Hilder posted:They both die simultaneously when they elbow each other in the head game 1 I am completely ok with this
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Eric the Mauve posted:There's not really been that much drama in these playoffs, and when the dust settles it looks like it's going to be the four best teams (or at least, the four division winners) as the four conference finalists. When's the last time that happened? Rangers are the first presidents trophy winning team to advance to the conference finals since…the rangers did it in 2015 That team was beat to hell though
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hey eric the mauve how are the bruins gonna do against the rangers now? stupid rear end bitch lmfao
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Levitate posted:I am completely ok with this Yeah it's a good trade for the Rangers
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heehee posted:hey eric the mauve how are the bruins gonna do against the rangers now? stupid rear end bitch lmfao Wow this is very aggressive
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Sure but you have to also consider, gently caress boston
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SilvergunSuperman posted:gently caress boston forever and always
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heehee posted:hey eric the mauve how are the bruins gonna do against the rangers now? stupid rear end bitch lmfao ahem i take this back, i see you post a bunch about stardew valley which is epic and also i think i am mixing you up with someone else
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fartknocker posted:forever and always Amen.
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deoju posted:I won't claim to be an expert on Russia, but I like to think my opinions aren't uninformed. lmfao again
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Jamwad Hilder posted:They both die simultaneously when they elbow each other in the head game 1
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heehee posted:lmfao again lol thanks for reminding me that someone posting their old college textbooks to prove their intellect that poo poo rocks
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I think one reason that these playoffs have been a bit whelming is that it seems like whenever there might be a game headed to OT a team instead gives up the go-ahead goal in the last couple minutes of regulation. This seems to be happening a lot more this season than in recent playoffs. And when we have had OT the games usually end within the first few minutes of the first OT period. Have there even been any other multiple OT games aside from the two 2OT games the Canes played? We need another 4OT epic.
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Chuch posted:I think one reason that these playoffs have been a bit whelming is that it seems like whenever there might be a game headed to OT a team instead gives up the go-ahead goal in the last couple minutes of regulation. This seems to be happening a lot more this season than in recent playoffs. And when we have had OT the games usually end within the first few minutes of the first OT period. Have there even been any other multiple OT games aside from the two 2OT games the Canes played? We need another 4OT epic. Refs saw this post
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