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Jukebox Hero posted:"Why won't you lazy loving millenials pick fruit for four dollars an hour and twelve hours a day" I'm cutting Pell grants asap
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Mar 28, 2017 01:58
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Can't wait to pay 11 dollars for a head of lettuce soon, lol.
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turn off the TV posted:Don't worry, there are plenty of unemployed Americans who will take those jobs. The lols are coming from inside the thread! Lol.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:02
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Lime Tonics posted:Can't wait to pay 11 dollars for a head of lettuce soon, lol. "loving Obama! Why is he raising the lettuce prices with his filthy Kenyan magic!?!" -people who need to be protected from their own stupid decisions
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Mar 28, 2017 02:05
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Play posted:I appreciate your willingness to admit your mistake. Obama is probably boning Michelle at this very moment. For Melania, the presidency was the best thing that ever happened to her. I'm positive she recoils from him in private; she has done everything she possibly can to stay a healthy distance away since he became president. Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration' Before trump became preisent, if melania had decided to tell the press how cruelly he treats her, he could do the usual rich white guy thing, smear her publicly as a cheating slut and counter sue her into poverty Since he became president, she gained some bargaining power, as any media outlet would be slavering to her any of her allegations and the public loves a good presidential scandal to latch onto I've never seen her as a helpless damsel; she has agency and undoubtedly knew exactly what she was getting when she got involved with him, she has a route to fame and it was her choice to make, but even trump's biggest supporters don't doubt he's a lovely husband. I see her staying away from him now as an ultimatum, "let me do what I want and gently caress who I want discretely in new York or I'm going to spill the beans and you have no idea what recordings I've been keeping all these years" Hypotheticals are fun, I see why trump uses them so often!
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Mar 28, 2017 02:09
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Deep Thought: There will be a Trump presidential library and will probably be laden in gold with a giant mural on the ceiling depicting The Apotheosis of Trump.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:10
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Egbert Souse posted:Deep Thought: There will be plans for it drawn by Trumpy himself in crayon It will be cleared with a budget of $50, which will be all that is left in the US treasury by then
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Mar 28, 2017 02:11
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration' Ivanka hotter though. Lol
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration' Alternate explanation: his weiner doesn't work anymore and he's got the presidency to tweet about now, so he doesn't even notice that she shows up for a photo op or two then goes back to being a single mom with a security detail
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Mar 28, 2017 02:13
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Jukebox Hero posted:"loving Obama! Why is he raising the lettuce prices with his filthy Kenyan magic!?!" Save me free market!
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Egbert Souse posted:Deep Thought: Full of nothing but books written by him and his children
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Mar 28, 2017 02:13
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Right now IRL Melania is propping open the back door of the White House so Justin Trudeau can sneak in and bang Ivanka. She is repairing our nation's relationship with Canada and cucking her husband, all in one deft move.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:13
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration' She is actually an inspiration to women everywhere and living proof that the events of pretty woman can happen to anyone
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration' They also never provided the promised documentation regarding her immigration status and he probably keeps her quiet with the threat of deportation or something LOL
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Blue Train posted:She is actually an inspiration to lol. She just wanted to gently caress some old cheese dick millionaire for financial security, and hit the jackpot. Cursed Lumberjack posted:Before trump became preisent, if melania had decided to tell the press how cruelly he treats her, he could do the usual rich white guy thing, smear her publicly as a cheating slut and counter sue her into poverty He did this to Ivanna in their divorce in the 90s, then she countered in public that he was an abusive cokehead cheese dick to the NYT. Then he paid her a huge settlement and she retracted. 
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Cthulu Carl posted:They also never provided the promised documentation regarding her immigration status and he probably keeps her quiet with the threat of deportation or something LOL Lmao at the thought of the deportation of the first lady
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Burt Sexual posted:Ivanka hotter though. Lol *nods sagely* this man speaks the tru-tru
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That would be some really loving great "optics" wouldn't it?
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Play posted:I appreciate your willingness to admit your mistake. Obama is probably boning Michelle at this very moment. For Melania, the presidency was the best thing that ever happened to her. I'm positive she recoils from him in private; she has done everything she possibly can to stay a healthy distance away since he became president. She went to mar-a-lolgo this past weekend cause Trump wasn't there Lol
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Mar 28, 2017 02:33
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https://www.facebook.com/superdeluxevideo/videos/438470189830870/ Trump lines sung by a 90s emo band. so good.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:33
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Here's a horrifying 'for your consideration' Alternate hypothesis: All of this is true but instead of exercising her power NOW, she's playing the obedient and dutiful wife (to the extent that her utter loathing of her husband allows anyway) without any sort of coercion, and is holding onto all of this in the knowledge that once he leaves office (when and by whatever route that may happen) divorcing him, taking whatever the pre-nup allows, writing a tell-all memoir and doing the talk show circuit might be the best way to set herself and Barron up for the future. Ooh, I like this game
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Mar 28, 2017 02:56
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i think that maybe melania is just having a good time
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Mar 28, 2017 02:58
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What if trump was an illegal immigrant? I'm not saying he is, but I've heard a lot of people saying he might be Really makes u think
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Mar 28, 2017 02:59
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Lime Tonics posted:Who cleared Devin Nunes into the White House? read this and: "Every non-White House staffer must be cleared in by a current White House staffer," the official said. would make as much sense in 1812 as it does now
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Mar 28, 2017 02:59
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846537639167713281 trumps tweet storming again
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Mar 28, 2017 03:02
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a lot of really salty blue check marks in those comments
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Mar 28, 2017 03:03
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This will help his tax and wall votes after the deficit vote.
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Mar 28, 2017 03:10
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i dunno if this is really the dilbert man or not but it's a pretty sad take regardless https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/846545425733566464
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Mar 28, 2017 03:14
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:i dunno if this is really the dilbert man or not but it's a pretty sad take regardless "He has a 36% approval rating on purpose" Doesn't that just mean he's doing it backwards?
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:What if trump was an illegal immigrant? I'm not saying he is, but I've heard a lot of people saying he might be It would be perfect if after all this legitimate illegal/unconstitutional BS that Trump was finally taken down by a baseless rumour like this.
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Mar 28, 2017 03:31
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lol ofc Scott Adams is a Trump supporter.
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:a lot of really salty blue check marks in those comments Twitter is an organic conversational platform, not a broadcast platform for established media players.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:It would be perfect if after all this legitimate illegal/unconstitutional BS that Trump was finally taken down by a baseless rumour like this. Wrong. The perfect way for trump to be taken down is if he gets impeached for getting a blowjob in the Oval Office Edit: I debated for a while if I should include who's giving the BJ. For your pleasure, and trumps, here's a choose your own adventure: A) ivanka B) bannon C) bill Clinton D) the guy who played mini-me dressed up as a smaller version of trump Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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E) a female prostitute dressed as michelle obama F) a male prostitute dresesd as barack obama
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H) the guy who played mini-me dressed up as a smaller version of Putin
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846537639167713281 I think someone posted itt earlier about democrats snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the election. I'm kinda hopeful that the structure of that post and this tweet is similar enough to imagine Trump being a forums lurker.
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