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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

people who eat red meat are animals!!

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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Grimey Drawer

Philthy posted:

I put everything on a dog. All of it.


'Round here we call that "dragging it through the garden"

Flobbster
Feb 17, 2005

"Cadet Kirk, after the way you cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test I oughta punch you in tha face!"

a cop posted:

people who eat red meat ate animals!!

ftfy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Boosted_C5 posted:

DUKE'S mayo of course, none of that Yankee trash like Hellmanns or Kraft

Finally, we can come to a bipartisan agreement on something.

Also my idiot congressman Tom Reed endorsed idiot businessman Donald Trump this morning.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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a cop posted:

people who eat red meat are animals!!

So I've been told. Like Trump, I have VERY large hands, and BELIEVE ME, there's no problem you know where.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

a cop posted:

people who eat red meat are animals!!

we are all animals, a cop

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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Flexibility and stamina as the years go by however are another subject.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this thread is getting dangerously close to doobie territory :stare:

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

BeOSPOS posted:

this thread is getting dangerously close to doobie territory :stare:
Folks are gonna be angry when they see 1000 new posts about condiments.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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There's nothing better than a quality hot dog or sausage dog with some good mustard, some good Chili Sauce (NO BEANS!!!), and some good cole slaw, made of course only with DUKE'S MAYO.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

There's always beerchat or racechat if you're a democrat

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


If Cruz doesn't reach 50% in Utah, can Little Marco maybe get a delegate if he had a lot of early voters?

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711950372051558400
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711950468369539073
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711950632857550848
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711950735798304768
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711950874428497920
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711951004749664256
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711951101524840448
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/711951221490372609

Shots fired

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Jeb is a mess

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Philthy posted:

I put everything on a dog. All of it.



I'd rather eat Ted Cruz's tonsil stone than that loving abomination.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009

Can't wait for Trump to make a sexist comment about Liz Warren and shovel more dirt on his grave with suburban women.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

America wasn't built on decency, community and concern for neighbors

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

How many tonsil stones has Ted's wife had to eat of his?

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

rad

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Terror Sweat posted:

America wasn't built on decency, community and concern for neighbors

yes it was you loving dumbass. eat poo poo.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

AngryBooch posted:

Can't wait for Trump to make a sexist comment about Liz Warren and shovel more dirt on his grave with suburban women.

Elizabeth Warren was a Republican when Trump was a Democrat.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Why so late? Do the LDS compounds only have horses 'n buggies?

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Philthy posted:

I put everything on a dog. All of it.



That's not a hot dog... that's... ketchup in a bun.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Why is she not running



WHY

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



A Neurotic Jew posted:

yes it was you loving dumbass. eat poo poo.

Death to AmeriKKKa!!! :unsmigghh:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Oh my god the Warren/Obama/Sanders tag team on The Donald in the general is going to be loving amazing, they don't even need Hillary to do anything. In fact it's probably better if she doesn't.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

In what world is reminding people you have the best words, big, beautiful hands and are really rich narcissistic?!

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

A Neurotic Jew posted:

yes it was you loving dumbass. eat poo poo.

It was built on genocide, slavery and isolationism. gently caress you

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

Why is she not running



WHY

because shes smart enough to realize that the presidency is, at this current time, the biggest white elephant in the history of the world

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

AngryBooch posted:

Can't wait for Trump to make a mean comment that every twitter leftie will take as sexist regardless of content

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

How many tonsil stones has Ted's wife had to eat of his?

it's more like how many tonsil stones flake off from his ovipositor during mating season

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Fat Lowtax posted:

If Cruz doesn't reach 50% in Utah, can Little Marco maybe get a delegate if he had a lot of early voters?

Trump is going to lose Utah by as much as he's going to win New York, so don't worry everyone, he's gonna be fiiiiine.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

Why is she not running



WHY

because she is doing very important work at the CFPB

she's also not a very good public speaker

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Slate Action posted:

Oh my god the Warren/Obama/Sanders tag team on The Donald in the general is going to be loving amazing, they don't even need Hillary to do anything. In fact it's probably better if she doesn't.

Yeah, one thing Hillary's got going for her is that she's got a bunch of good surrogates like Warren and Obama who'll happily stump for her, while Trump's got folks like Christie and Carson who look like they're being held at gunpoint

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Slate Action posted:

Oh my god the Warren/Obama/Sanders tag team on The Donald in the general is going to be loving amazing, they don't even need Hillary to do anything. In fact it's probably better if she doesn't.

don't forget biden

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Trump also has the Morrow guy who talks about tits on twitter

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

Why is she not running



WHY

Too many questions about her heritage.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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WOAH.

Those would be strong shots if they came from someone who had any credibility outside of their own small state and who wasn't a radical left-wing lunatic.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

baw posted:

don't forget biden

Don't forget David Brock and Lanny Davis!

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I'm sorry, Elizabeth, but nothing matters.

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