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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Oh shush! You guys are going to make me blush. :blush:

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Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot

Dalael posted:


Instead, we can focus on stuff we know to be true history

True History‽ I love True History!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Dalael posted:

We just finished this discussion a few pages back. Go back about 5 or 6 pages and enjoy.

To put a finer point on it than other posters, look at Friendly Tumor's post history and then guess at the odds that they have no idea that a multi-page discussion of Atlantis just occurred.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

You know every single one of your ancestors had sex? Gross right?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Arglebargle III posted:

You know every single one of your ancestors had sex? Gross right?

Pretty sure some of my ancestors reproduced asexually bro.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Arglebargle III posted:

You know every single one of your ancestors had sex? Gross right?

That simply can't be correct.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arglebargle III posted:

You know every single one of your ancestors had sex? Gross right?

Yeah I have tons of ancestors who lost a lot of children at birth. So no not every single one?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

You seem confused.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
This line of thinking is not going to end well. Lets go back to food chat.

How did ancient China consistently field and supply such enormous armies compared to most of their European contemporaries?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

With their enormous population. :v:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Yep, their capacity to field giant armies was due to their ability to have sex.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Ynglaur posted:

This line of thinking is not going to end well. Lets go back to food chat.

How did ancient China consistently field and supply such enormous armies compared to most of their European contemporaries?

Thanks for asking, Ynglaur, that's a great question.

*clinton thumb*

The reasons for this are twoferfold:

First, Chinese historiography is behind the curve on critical examination of numbers in historical texts. Like the classical texts in Western tradition, the Eastern texts probably exxxaggerate a lot of numbers, in some cases there are numbers that have to be errors, and in some cases like the notorious use of "10,000" to express "an 'ole fookin' lot m8," numbers can be stylistic choices that are naively taken at face value. For example, the Qin and Han throne rooms despite wildly different recorded sizes suspiciously both fit 10,000 people inside them, even though the Han throne room is a reasonably-sized room and not a football stadium.

Second, the Chinese imperial state descends from the Qin state, whose trademark move was annexing a bunch of agricultural land, irrigating it, and then setting up an efficient system to move it to the front line troops. Qin conquered China by having more soldiers than everybody else, and they had more soldiers by producing more food. This philosophy became part of the Imperial state going forward, and you see it mentioned by historical Chinese leaders in the Three Kingdoms and Sui dynasty.

Third, China has a huge population because it's got so much land in cultivation. Regions we think of today as breadbaskets like the south of Russia or the American great plains were not usable as crop land until the advent of the steel plow. Going back a little further, Europe's huge forests often remained forest not because people didn't know about clearing land and farming but because before the iron plow that land was not worth clearing and tilling. In contrast China has very little such historically-unexploitable farmland and could begin exploiting its arable land before the advent of the iron plow much less the steel plow.

Also in southern China the growing season is long enough for two to three harvests.

*end Clinton thumb*

Thanks Ynglaur, it was great talking to you.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ynglaur posted:

This line of thinking is not going to end well. Lets go back to food chat.

How did ancient China consistently field and supply such enormous armies compared to most of their European contemporaries?

The proportion of professional soldiers to the whole population was about the same in ancient China as it was in the ancient Rome, ie. about 1%. Medieval Europe was a poor barbaric backwater ruled by nobility instead of bureaucrats which meant that European rulers couldn't support that many professional soldiers, so they they had small peacetime armies and had to rely on knights and mercenaries during war. The main reason for the large Chinese armies was their large population and relatively efficient bureaucracy.

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Sep 15, 2015

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Arglebargle III posted:

First, Chinese historiography is behind the curve on critical examination of numbers in historical texts.

This is super important for reading Chinese history. Due to various factors (the main one in modern China being absurd nationalism) there is essentially zero critical analysis of historical texts from Chinese historians. Sometimes you will find more analysis from authors in Taiwan/HK or Chinese scholars who split for the US. Then you have a lot of writers in English who do Chinese history are, shockingly enough, huge Sinophiles. And a decent number of them just report whatever load of poo poo the Chinese scholars made. Some do it because they're just translating sources, some do it because they have an agenda or are dumb enough to believe the aforementioned loads of poo poo.

Basically treat Chinese history as if you're reading something from before modern critical analysis of texts. Unless it's one of the newer works from authors in the US, some of those I've been reading do a good job with addressing the problem. For some reason British authors tend to be more uncritically accepting of the Chinese historiography.

I don't think critical historiography is even a concept in the PRC at the moment.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

This is super important for reading Chinese history. Due to various factors (the main one in modern China being absurd nationalism) there is essentially zero critical analysis of historical texts from Chinese historians. Sometimes you will find more analysis from authors in Taiwan/HK or Chinese scholars who split for the US. Then you have a lot of writers in English who do Chinese history are, shockingly enough, huge Sinophiles. And a decent number of them just report whatever load of poo poo the Chinese scholars made. Some do it because they're just translating sources, some do it because they have an agenda or are dumb enough to believe the aforementioned loads of poo poo.

Basically treat Chinese history as if you're reading something from before modern critical analysis of texts. Unless it's one of the newer works from authors in the US, some of those I've been reading do a good job with addressing the problem. For some reason British authors tend to be more uncritically accepting of the Chinese historiography.

I don't think critical historiography is even a concept in the PRC at the moment.

I wonder if this is part of why Chinese histories spend a lot of time evaluating the morality or wisdom of various leader's actions. If you aren't going to question the facts it frees up a lot of time to debate their meaning.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
Arglebagle: at the risk of white-knighting, I think what Quift is trying to convey is that myths and legends can be true in the philosophical sense without being factual in the material sense, and that the truths imparted and inferred from such stories can be valuable.

This kind of relates to everyone's answers to my earlier question about China. If I understand them correctly, ancient Chinese historians were more concerned with the moral and political lessons of history, than of the hard facts of "so-and-so brought 100,000 soldiers to the battle" versus the more factual, "so-and-so brought 40,000 soldiers to the battle, 20,000 peasants for cheap labor, and 40,000 prostitutes."

Quift
May 11, 2012
I think you made my point better than me. It is a question of viewing things different than we are used to. Let us say uncritically. Which is quite hard to do some we are not trained that way.

But when we learn to think critically we unlearn to think symbolically. Sorry of. Point is quite hard to express in a phone post.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I think I'll stick to thinking critically and empiricism and actually knowing things, thanks all the same.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I think I'll stick to thinking critically and empiricism and actually knowing things, thanks all the same.

Confucius say, "Enjoy knowing without understanding.". :smugbert:

Quift
May 11, 2012

Ynglaur posted:

Confucius say, "Enjoy knowing without understanding.". :smugbert:

That dude understood the value of thinking critically, when required.

Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot
To conclude this discussion of philosophy, first read Aristotle (even a modernized or condensed smattering is fine) and then read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. If we had all done that this discussion would have been unnecessary.

Keldoclock fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Sep 16, 2015

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Keldoclock posted:

To conclude this discussion of philosophy, first read Aristotle (even a modernized or condensed smattering is fine)
yes

quote:

and then read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
no

Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot
At risk of causing another even worse derail, why not? It is at least a book, in my opinion the book, about this very subject of bringing together the traditionally incompatible classical and romantic viewpoints. Have you read it? If you'd like to discuss it further please contact me at my username @ gmail.com.

Keldoclock fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Sep 16, 2015

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
because reading actual philosophy or theology on that topic is better.

Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot

HEY GAL posted:

because reading actual philosophy or theology on that topic is better.

The metaphysics of reality is very much actual philosophy, if you like it or not is another question entirely. Pirsig had been writing about philosophy for at least 20 years at the time he concluded his theory, and his theory is as concrete a part of modern metaphysics as any other. If you want to sneer at a book because it was written by an American and only (published) 41 years ago, okay, but you are doing yourself a disservice. I find it an excellent introductory text for someone who already knows something of Aristotelian forms and has some idea of the general shape of eastern philosophy.

Keldoclock fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Sep 16, 2015

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Keldoclock posted:

then read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Goddamnit.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
*Aristotle pretending to rev an imaginary motorcycle, and he's making engine noises with his mouth*

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

empiricism and actually knowing things

lol :agesilaus:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I hate book

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Ynglaur posted:

This kind of relates to everyone's answers to my earlier question about China. If I understand them correctly, ancient Chinese historians were more concerned with the moral and political lessons of history, than of the hard facts of "so-and-so brought 100,000 soldiers to the battle" versus the more factual, "so-and-so brought 40,000 soldiers to the battle, 20,000 peasants for cheap labor, and 40,000 prostitutes."

This is also how the vast majority of ancient European/Near Eastern writers wrote. However, it has since been critically analyzed and combined with archaeology to produce more real information, rather than just taking it at face value.

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

Grand Fromage posted:

This is also how the vast majority of ancient European/Near Eastern writers wrote. However, it has since been critically analyzed and combined with archaeology to produce more real information, rather than just taking it at face value.

The Greek historian Thucydides, heralded for his unusual-in-ancient-historiography insistence on not including fables as history and on trying to be as factual as possible, straight up admits that the speeches in his book are made up. They're either based on the general gist of what was said or reported to have been said, or what he thought the speaker should have said. "Facts" were definitely not looked at as we see them today.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The fun thing about Thucydides is that he is clearly very bitter about the way that Athenian democracy treated him.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

SlothfulCobra posted:

The fun thing about Thucydides is that he is clearly very bitter about the way that Athenian democracy treated him.

Man, it was just a little exile amongst friends. At least he wasn't proscribed or executed or lynched like so many of his fellow citizens. Athenian democracy was pretty hosed up, tbf.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
How was buttsex accomplished in ancient times? What did they use for lube?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


VanSandman posted:

How was buttsex accomplished in ancient times? What did they use for lube?

Somebody you liked? Olive oil.

Slave? Blood.

My educated guess.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Somebody you liked? Olive oil.

Slave? Blood.

My educated guess.

How educated? :pervert:

My guess is whatever they used for hetero sex (if at all), or spit. Buttsex is not terribly complicated.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Ynglaur posted:

Arglebagle: at the risk of white-knighting, I think what Quift is trying to convey is that myths and legends can be true in the philosophical sense without being factual in the material sense, and that the truths imparted and inferred from such stories can be valuable.

Huh? I don't think I weighed in on that discussion.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

homullus posted:

The Greek historian Thucydides, heralded for his unusual-in-ancient-historiography insistence on not including fables as history and on trying to be as factual as possible, straight up admits that the speeches in his book are made up. They're either based on the general gist of what was said or reported to have been said, or what he thought the speaker should have said. "Facts" were definitely not looked at as we see them today.

How would one go about this any other way with no recordings or stenographs?

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

JaucheCharly posted:

How would one go about this any other way with no recordings or stenographs?

The modern answer is "You don't. If you don't have the real speech, you don't put it into your history book." There's two sides to this question, though. Thucydides isn't the first ancient historian to have speeches in his work, but he might be the first person to admit they're fabricated. The marvel is not that he makes up the speeches, but that he admits it when nobody else does...but then, despite his insistence on facts in a quasi-modern sense, goes ahead and makes them up anyway. The expectations of ancient historiography were different.

How would you get the actual text of a speech, though? Memory, and from the publication of the speech itself. Much has been written about the ancients and memorization, some by the ancients themselves (Cicero's De Oratore, for example), and some believe their memory was better than ours. Aside from that, we do occasionally have speeches from orators preserved, because they published them themselves. Whether the published version is the version actually given is a separate question, but it's plausibly closer to the truth than hearsay gussied up with rhetorical flourishes.

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Some researcher on In Our Time said Thucydides included the speeches even though they were fabricated to explain the historical figures' point of view and motivations. Even if they're not real, they're a valuable record of what Thucydides thought about why these people were doing what they did.

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