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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I won €3.70 from putting €2 on more than 2.5 goals in the Liverpool match, so I am only down €6.40 this week.

Great success :thumbsup:

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gibsonisacripple
Feb 24, 2001

CHAMPIONS

Nice work

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.
Macclesfield
Sporting Lisbon
Atletico Madrid -1

Treble pays about 5/1

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Grievo posted:

Macclesfield
Sporting Lisbon
Atletico Madrid -1

Treble pays about 5/1

Since seeing that bet you won on Sunday I am just going to go ahead and tell everyone in this thread to worship the loving ground Grievo walks on.

In the SPL thread you can continue to ignore him.

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.

duckmaster posted:

Since seeing that bet you won on Sunday I am just going to go ahead and tell everyone in this thread to worship the loving ground Grievo walks on.

In the SPL thread you can continue to ignore him.

Well this is nice.

If anyone wants to post that slip from my Facebook they're more than welcome. I'll do it at some point, but I can't from my phone.

Anyway, Macclesfield have already won. We're just waiting on Sportong (0-0 currently, almost half time) and Atletico (kick off in about 5 minutes).

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Grievo posted:

Well this is nice.

If anyone wants to post that slip from my Facebook they're more than welcome. I'll do it at some point, but I can't from my phone.


You lucky loving oval office.

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Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.
Shaun was a good lad.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Grievo posted:

Shaun was a good lad.

Unlike Sporting Lisbon :argh:

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Unlike Sporting Lisbon :argh:

Agreed.

There's £20 I'll never see again.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Kwhaleesi posted:

You lucky loving oval office.



loving hell, isn't that like 600 quid?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Can we get a recap on teams to never include in the accumulator?

Liverpool
Sporting
Lyon
Sevilla

PSG
AS Roma

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
West Ham

Though less of an issue this season when they won't actually be expected to win many games I guess.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
What do you guys think about

Anderlecht
Malaga
Udinese
Fenerbahce
Lille

at 27.77/1

tonight?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Adulterous Hitler posted:

What do you guys think about

Anderlecht
Malaga
Udinese
Fenerbahce
Lille

tonight?

Malga is a warning sign, imo.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Malga is a warning sign, imo.

Agreed, they have already won and are basically through while playing away from home.
Still, they are a much better team.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Can we get a recap on teams to never include in the accumulator?

Liverpool
Sporting
Lyon
Sevilla

PSG
AS Roma

Hibs
The team you support
Inter always gently caress me over and are responsible for my biggest loss by conceeding a last minute goal causing me to miss out on 2 grand.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Adulterous Hitler posted:

What do you guys think about

Anderlecht
Malaga
Udinese
Fenerbahce
Lille

at 27.77/1

tonight?

Anderlecht shouldn't be a problem but don't be surprised if that ends up loving your acc.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Betting on the League Cup is always pissing in the wind, but gently caress it:

Fulham
Forest
Leeds
Norwich
Blackburn

£2 stake at ~25/1

I've also thrown £3 on the in-play for India to beat Nepal (@4/9), because it can't be more ridiculous than the clown accumulator of obvious winners I made for the tennis a couple of days back. I put eight matches on, and it didn't even make it to evens. Federer was 1/250, for gently caress's sake. I make a couple of quid on it if Wozniaki doesn't gently caress up. Still better than putting it in the Halifax.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I stole your bet FullLeatherJacket and threw in Swansea because hey why not.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Adulterous Hitler posted:

What do you guys think about

Anderlecht
Malaga
Udinese
Fenerbahce
Lille

at 27.77/1

tonight?

I'm probably an idiot, but I can't find Lille or Fenerbahce on bet365 :confused:

EDIT: and because I have 0 patience, I did this:

shut up blegum fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Aug 28, 2012

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

who the gently caress even draws with nepal

really

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

beedeebee posted:

I'm probably an idiot, but I can't find Lille or Fenerbahce on bet365 :confused:

Both of those games are tomorrow night.

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.
West Ham -1 is close to evens still at some bookies.

I'm going to the game so it'll be doubly fun when they get hosed over.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
I'm sure everyone here has always wanted to do this: choose a result for every game that day and put a penny on every single bet for every single game (i.e. singles, accumulator, doubles, trebles, fourfolds, fivefolds etc).

Don't deny it. You've all wanted to do it, you just never had the balls! But someone has the balls. Someone... like me.


So here we go!


Cobreloa v Barcelona (not that one) @ 10/11
Reading v Peterborough DRAW @ 10/3
Yeovil v West Brom @ 2/3
Swansea v Barnsley @ 4/11
Sunderland v Morcambe @ 1/6
Stoke v Swindon @ 8/13
Stevenage v Southampton @ 3/2
Sheff Wed v Fulham DRAW @ 9/4
QPR v Walsall @ 3/10
Nott Forest v Wigan DRAW @ 23/10
Norwich v Scunthorpe @ 2/5
Aston Villa v Tranmere @ 4/9
Panathanaikos v Malaga @ 6/4


And my bets!

1 Accumulator - £0.01
78 Doubles - £0.78
286 trebles - £2.86
715 fourfolds - £7.15
1287 fivefolds - £12.87
286 tenfolds - £2.86 (I don't know why I couldn't bet six/seven/eight/ninefolds, maybe I missed them? drat)
78 elevenfolds - £0.78
12 twelvefolds - £0.12

Total bet: £27.43

Potential returns: £5496.62


Watch and learn, bitches :c00l:

duckmaster fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Aug 28, 2012

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You're pretty much guaranteed to win something right? Have you worked out what the bare minimum you'll make is?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Abu Dave posted:

You're pretty much guaranteed to win something right? Have you worked out what the bare minimum you'll make is?

He won't make anything if he got all of them wrong. But the minimum, I guess, is the single with the lowest odds.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
It would be hilarious if you actually won 5k with this.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
edit: gently caress it, enough negativity! I will win tonight!

duckmaster fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Aug 28, 2012

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.

Thirteenth Step posted:

loving hell, isn't that like 600 quid?

£644

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Abu Dave posted:

You're pretty much guaranteed to win something right? Have you worked out what the bare minimum you'll make is?

If I get 5/13 results right I'll have bet £27.43 and lost the tenfolds, elevenfolds, twelvefolds and accumulator. Which means I'll have lost £3.77 and will get back my £23.66 in other bets.

That means that all I need to do to break even is make £3.77 with my two thousand eight hundred and sixty six winning bets.

Which shouldn't be too hard. Just need five winners please!

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
Are there any sites that accept US accounts and have decent football betting? I've tried bet365/paddypower but they won't even let you select US as a country. And all of the sites that are "US-based" just post MLs for the top tier leagues.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


Just one time I'd like to have a payoff like that. I can still taste that time I got shafted out of all that money because of Inter.

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.
I hope everyone was all over West Ham tonight!

The irons looked good against a decent Crewe side.

Sam Allardyce signs his programme notes 'big sam' too.

Needledick
May 26, 2012

duckmaster posted:

:words:

Watch and learn, bitches :c00l:

Holy poo poo.

This is my friday night planned out and seems like a ridiculous bit of nonsense fun.

Two thousand eight hundred and sixty six bets. its brilliant

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

duckmaster posted:

Watch and learn, bitches :c00l:

So whats the actual result?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Adulterous Hitler posted:

So whats the actual result?

He's definitely won seven out of thirteen (gently caress knows on the Sudamericana game), but they're almost all the odds-on favourites

Probably slightly better than breaking even

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
I count eight wins out of 13 with one more to come if there is a home goal in the next two minutes for this South American Carling Cup thing.

Updates to follow!

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010

duckmaster posted:

Cobreloa v Barcelona (not that one) @ 10/11
Reading v Peterborough DRAW @ 10/3
Yeovil v West Brom @ 2/3
Swansea v Barnsley @ 4/11
Sunderland v Morcambe @ 1/6
Stoke v Swindon @ 8/13
Stevenage v Southampton @ 3/2
Sheff Wed v Fulham DRAW @ 9/4
QPR v Walsall @ 3/10
Nott Forest v Wigan DRAW @ 23/10
Norwich v Scunthorpe @ 2/5
Aston Villa v Tranmere @ 4/9
Panathanaikos v Malaga @ 6/4


The results according to live score app

-still in play about 20 mins to go...
-loss
-win
-win
-win
-loss
-win
-loss
-win
-loss
-win
-win
-loss


I have no idea what he is going to have won but I await with great interest...

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Needledick posted:

Holy poo poo.

This is my friday night planned out and seems like a ridiculous bit of nonsense fun.

Two thousand eight hundred and sixty six bets. its brilliant

I think I got a bit carried away. I'd actually put on two thousand seven hundred and forty three bets (got my maths wrong), but just because I appear to have 7+ winners doesn't mean all my double/treble/threefold/etc bets have won.

So I don't really know how many of my bets have won. I have no idea what's going on right now to be honest. This is all very confusing and brilliant fun! As soon as this last result is in I'll make a guesstimate, since I doubt the boffins at paddypower will have this paid out anytime soon :)

edit: You're all absolutely right, it's 7/12 with one to come. Pretty sure that kicked off at 23:15 though so it's into injury time now? Another 20 minutes would help though..

duckmaster fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Aug 29, 2012

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duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
THEY'RE PLAYING WITH TEN MEN JUST SCORE A GOAL

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