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The Monkey Man posted:I'm sure that otaku would give up on their waifus if they got out of the house once in a while and did something like gardening. Don't you realize that if you want your moe waifus to bud properly, you need to give them ample sunlight, water and nutrients? They're actually vegetables you know and if tended to properly, a seeding set like that can provide all the waifu an otaku could ever want. Besides the happy side-effect of repelling all non-otaku and giving the police a solid hint where to start searching when little girls inevitably start to go missing that is.
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I knew I saved those pictures for a reason. They have grown into something beautiful.
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Basebf555 posted:The thing I don't understand about all the dirty dishes is why not just buy plastic cups and paper plates. I really hate doing dishes so I use a lot of paper and plastic stuff. Its not a perfect solution since it requires at least a little bit of income, but its way easier to just throw whatever cup and plates I used that day in the garbage than to wash anything. Dude, that's so wasteful
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Dec 1, 2012 14:15
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cowboythreespeech posted:Dude, that's so wasteful And so lazy. It takes only a couple of minutes (max) to do the dishes right after you've done eating.
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Dec 1, 2012 14:25
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Rambling Robot posted:And so lazy. People don't typically do dishes right after eating/using them in my experience. If you live in a house with three or four other people then throughout the day you have breakfast (2 bowls for cereal, a pan for eggs that someone wants, silverware) lunch (2-3 plates, silverware) and dinner (saucepan, pan, 4 plates, silverware) and couple that with whatever misc snacking poo poo and cups for drinks throughout the day and you end up with 30 various things to clean up by the end of the day. Of course if nobody ends up doing them that day then they double for the next day! So yeah I buy paper plates/cups because gently caress all that.
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Dec 1, 2012 14:52
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It takes like 15 minutes to clean that many dishes. Just split the responsibility with your house-mates and you're only taking like a half an hour of your time each weak. Also you're not contributing to a wasteful culture with extremely unnecessary trash. Seriously, that kind of laziness is exactly what leads to places becoming like these ones.
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cowboythreespeech posted:It takes like 15 minutes to clean that many dishes. Just split the responsibility with your house-mates and you're only taking like a half an hour of your time each weak. Also you're not contributing to a wasteful culture with extremely unnecessary trash. Seriously, that kind of laziness is exactly what leads to places becoming like these ones. Yeah. Some people don't care to wash the dishes. Or throw out the trash. See: Hoarding: Buried Alive- Maggots in the Coffee Pot: Filthy woman and her son: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVg-_e-jPO4
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Ultimate Goonette.  "Putting the "rear end" back in "Asperger's" since 2003" This very strange woman lives naked in a cave she found in the woods. She blogs about science, god and her S & M fetishes. She also has a self written and illustrated comic book somewhere in that site too. Links are everywhere on this sit. Most of them are dead, but some take you deeper into crazy-ville. Not sure how she gets electricity. I think she explains it somewhere.   http://fayekane.blogspot.com/2011/01/if-you-lived-here-youd-be-homeless-now.html?zx=86e06057016d41d5
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Ultimate Goonette. there is no  big enough to describe my reaction to this
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Ultimate Goonette. Holy ballsacks Christ this woman lives in Fairfax county. I'm going to be giving the side eye to every patch of woods next to a parking deck and a Self-Storage lot I drive past from now on.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Ultimate Goonette. If i recall, she moved out of her hovel to shack up with some doctor and his wife to be his sex slave. In between talking about her fantasies of getting raped by dozens of men, she talks a lot about physics and how much she hates black people. Oh, and she got electricity by stealing it from somewhere close by i think.
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http://youtu.be/aTXP_m8DuMg Okay--this might just take the cake for most disgusting home ever. This landlord goes through this woman's house and it's just filled with trash. And then he gets to the bathroom... 
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Dec 1, 2012 21:02
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Good god... I had to fight my own gag reflex just watching the video. I can't imagine being in the actual house.
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Dec 1, 2012 21:22
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The most unsettling thing about these photos is that there's always a very clear epicenter of poo poo, a spot the owner occupies/occupied, like the eye of a filthy hurricane.
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Dec 1, 2012 21:35
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CorruptGuardian posted:http://youtu.be/aTXP_m8DuMg
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CorruptGuardian posted:http://youtu.be/aTXP_m8DuMg It's like Kenneth the Page is narrating and trying to put a positive spin on everything.
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Dec 1, 2012 22:27
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CorruptGuardian posted:http://youtu.be/aTXP_m8DuMg Who made it to the poo poo and tp mountain? I did. And I regret it.
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Dec 1, 2012 22:40
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Lonely Virgil posted:Who made it to the poo poo and tp mountain? That poo poo and tp mountain, man... Like, something like that, that's not just filthiness. That's intentional. That cannot have happened on accident. That lady set out to make a poo poo and tp mountain, you don't just accidentally end up with that sort of abomination.
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Dec 1, 2012 23:23
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This one makes me feel sick every time I see it. I have a bunch more that I've collected too:   
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My dad works real estate, and I remember going along with him one time when I was in junior high to see a house. Can't remember why. When we got there, the first thing I saw was a small pile of trash out front, lined up along the fence. There was an unopened PS2 game on top of part of this pile. We walked into the front yard, which wasn't as bad, but there was still a good amount of trash just lying around the house. We went in through the front door, which was located next to the kitchen. The kitchen had dishes piled up on every square inch of the counters among the walls, and there were a few empty bottles and one half-full bottle on a counter in the middle of it. The pantry was slightly open and had more trash in it, along with the strategy guide for San Andreas. The living room was surprisingly clean, but we continued upstairs. There was a bedroom of sorts to the left, and we had to kick miscellaneous burnt (as in CD burner, not melted) & labeled rap CDs out of the way. There was a giant, empty aquarium on the right of the room, and a pile of boxes/a few mattresses to the left. The kicker was when we found a closet with a decently thick layer of straight-up dirt on the floor, with patches of concrete showing through. We left after that, but he later told me he found quite a bit of weed in a room near the top, so it was probably a growhouse.
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kemikalkadet posted:This one makes me feel sick every time I see it. Oh. . . oh please no. That's not. . . . . . no.
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Yep, looks like marmite to me.
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kemikalkadet posted:This one makes me feel sick every time I see it. Allow me to walk you through my viewing of this image. I started at the top left. Looks like a big pile of books or maybe games. A little goony, but stacked neatly it looks like; nothing wrong with that. Moving down, he's got two computers, ok, now we're getting into some goony poo poo. Back up and to the right a bit, looks like a cheap lovely table and chair, definitely a goon gaming station, but come on, this isnt nearly as bad as Mt. Shitnteepee. Down and to the right from the chair... wait, what is that on the trash can? It looks like... no, thats not poo poo, is it? Please, dont be poo poo... down and right some more... oh god the pissbottles... this mother fucker has been pissing and making GBS threads in his chair    
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The random picture of Gaben in the corner is what gets me
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kemikalkadet posted:This one makes me feel sick every time I see it. That is not marmite on that trash can, is it? A can full of roaches in a hoarder's home; http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RLY66rquSTg#t=68s Lonely Virgil has a new favorite as of 01:06 on Dec 2, 2012 |
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There is no way that is real. It has to be staged. Oh dear god in heaven I just saw the...mound thats under the desk.I just lost my desire to eat dinner. Instead I will spend my lunch break cleaning.
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Dec 2, 2012 01:32
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Where do these animu people get the money to buy all these poo poo They don't strike me as the kind that could hold down a job
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kemikalkadet posted:This one makes me feel sick every time I see it. Makes you sick about all the SWEET GEAR HIS PALADIN HAS?!?!
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Adrastus posted:Where do these animu people get the money to buy all these poo poo When your only personal expense is the ramen you eat 3 times a day, you can afford all the animes your heart desires.
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Adrastus posted:Where do these animu people get the money to buy all these poo poo Keep in mind that the animu rooms are probably the only nice parts of their homes. Everything else is probably straight from walmart. These collections are also usually collected over years and years, which helps spread out the cost. Then theres always the girls that just get guys to buy poo poo for them.
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Adrastus posted:Where do these animu people get the money to buy all these poo poo Most tend to work poo poo-kicker jobs like folding down boxes where they're left alone at work because no one else wants their task and it's clear they're not even interested in going places. Their only joy in life is really heading back home and staving off depression through watching and accumulating tons and tons of anime crap to show off to friends online. Once the joy wears off the credit card comes out. Calculate how much stuff you spend on odds and ends like socializing, travel, maintenance and so forth and you'll realize how feasible it is for someone to live a life waiting for the next parcel of imports.
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Mental illness is a hell of a drug.kemikalkadet posted:This one makes me feel sick every time I see it. Ok at first I thought I had seen this before...technically I guess I have, but rather taken at a later, filthier time:  And here's a close-up of that trashcan Here have another angle:  What's really amazing about a number of these photos (especially the ones above), is that they seem to have been taken for the purpose of showing off, I guess. Yeesh. And while I'm at it, here's a gallery with additional pics of Bunkmonkey's hovel, enjoy??
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Out of all the stuff in these pictures, the pissbottles are what really get to me. How loving hard is it to walk to the bathroom for 30 seconds?
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Benne posted:Out of all the stuff in these pictures, the pissbottles are what really get to me. How loving hard is it to walk to the bathroom for 30 seconds? Well, that's the thing about bottles of piss- you never want to be caught without a few when you need them.
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Oh my god just looking at the stains on that trash can barely changing between pictures
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Bad rear end Boutique posted:And while I'm at it, here's a gallery with additional pics of Bunkmonkey's hovel, enjoy?? Also there was an E/N thread about a goon's pissbottle habit if you want an insider's view on it. God this picture is mesmerizing. Going by the brand on the shoebox and power points this is located in Australia. I'd presume a diet of marmite and diet Pepsi is responsible for the chunder from down under. It's fun to play "guess the ailments" as one photo has a box of Nytol; herbal sleeping tablets, a small cache of extra strength Strepsils cold and flu medicine, oraldine, and there's a packet of Germolene antiseptic cream hiding behind the door.
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CorruptGuardian posted:http://youtu.be/aTXP_m8DuMg Wow. I think that bathroom made me black out. I literally didn't remember what happened after it until I realized he had gone outside and had to rewind the video.
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