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Mutation posted:I hate this loving game. There's a guy named Skinner who has a box he'd love to sell you.
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big mean giraffe posted:I don't see any cats or milk are you guys playing an old version? Refresh the page and be astounded!
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Aug 27, 2013 23:23
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big mean giraffe posted:I don't see any cats or milk are you guys playing an old version? If you haven't done so in the past 12 hours, you need to refresh.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:23
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Mutation posted:They're not fun! They're just addictive. It's like they're designed to jam a stick into whatever button in my brain renders me a loving slave to habit. Seriously. I was actually getting stressed out about raising my rate for a minute before I stopped and asked myself what the gently caress I was loving doing that would make me act like this big of a loving rear end in a top hat. Still haven't closed the tab though.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:24
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GreatGreen posted:Seriously. I was actually getting stressed out about raising my rate for a minute before I stopped and asked myself what the gently caress I was loving doing that would make me act like this big of a loving rear end in a top hat. Cookie efficiency is all there is. Maximum cookies with a single click, that is our dream. We can't abandon the last reason for our existence, we can't.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:26
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But what does the milk do? What does the milk do?! 
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Aug 27, 2013 23:28
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GreatGreen posted:Seriously. I was actually getting stressed out about raising my rate for a minute before I stopped and asked myself what the gently caress I was loving doing that would make me act like this big of a loving rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:29
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Mutation posted:I hate this loving game. You should calm down and have some sort of a chocolaty dough-based baked good.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:34
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Mutation posted:Why would you close the tab!? Think of all the cookies you wouldn't be clicking! You're bad at this game. It's not about clicking the cookie anymore. It's about getting others to click the cookie for you. I'm almost finished writing my virus to spread to computers to help my cookie production. Enjoy CookieNet, bitches.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:36
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Personally my cookie production is increasing very slowly, but I'm not impatient. Cookies have all the time in the world. Actually that last sentence was an incredible understatement.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:42
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Mutation posted:I hate this loving game. "You make me sick!" -Grandma
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Aug 27, 2013 23:44
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Regy Rusty posted:Refresh the page and be astounded! Do they only appear after a certain threshold? I'm at 10k cookie per second and I've yet to see any cats.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:45
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Regy Rusty posted:Personally my cookie production is increasing very slowly, but I'm not impatient. Cookies have all the time in the world. Actually that last sentence was an incredible understatement. You'll be left behind in the cookie arms race, while my quantum cookie production lines will be the envy of the baking world.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:45
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RatHat posted:Do they only appear after a certain threshold? I'm at 10k cookie per second and I've yet to see any cats. Oh well the cats are upgrades. Very expensive ones too so don't worry about it they'll show up eventually. I'm not sure exactly what unlocks them for purchase but you won't be able to buy them for ages. As long as you see the milk you're on the current version. Gormless Gormster posted:You'll be left behind in the cookie arms race, while my quantum cookie production lines will be the envy of the baking world. Look buddy, my universe has been converted to cookie dough on the molecular level I'm doing fine. "It begins" - grandma
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Aug 27, 2013 23:48
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Can we form all the cookies together to make cookie planet?!
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Aug 27, 2013 23:49
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Green Puddin posted:Can we form all the cookies together to make cookie planet?! I don't know why you'd want to when you should be getting shipments from Cookie Planet already. Why would you make a planet out of cookies when one already exists?
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Aug 27, 2013 23:51
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You're not getting it. Two cookie planets.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:53
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Mercury Crusader posted:I don't know why you'd want to when you should be getting shipments from Cookie Planet already. Why would you make a planet out of cookies when one already exists?
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Aug 27, 2013 23:54
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namechange me to Grandma's Moist Cookie
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Aug 27, 2013 23:55
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I'm starting to get concerned about the environmental effects of these cookies. Sure I can accept that tardigrades, frogs, and blowfish have always had unsightly lumps, but penguins? There's something wrong here, I think we should shut this whole thing down. Just a few more cookies first. Edit: Oh no wait, it's all good, they just had their arthritis cured. Regy Rusty fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 23:56
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I've got so many cookie-multiverses that I'm having to reboot the timeline every seven milliseconds to prevent canons from overlapping.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:57
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I was supposed to leave work hours ago but I can't stop click
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Aug 27, 2013 23:57
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Is there a gluten-free version of this game? 
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Aug 27, 2013 23:57
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Gormless Gormster posted:The new planet will be goon born and therefore superior goon cookies will be disseminated throughout the universe. Goon projects never pan out. Everybody will be an idea man, and we won't have anybody that wants to be a clicker. After a couple of weeks with only a website and some bad cookie drawings to show for it, the new Goon Cookie Planet will just be a running joke to all serious cookiers out there.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:58
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Regy Rusty posted:There's something wrong here, I think we should shut this whole thing down. I've killed men for saying less.
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Aug 27, 2013 23:59
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Mercury Crusader posted:Goon projects never pan out. Everybody will be an idea man, and we won't have anybody that wants to be a clicker. After a couple of weeks with only a website and some bad cookie drawings to show for it, the new Goon Cookie Planet will just be a running joke to all serious cookiers out there. Sindai fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 23:59
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Aug 28, 2013 00:06
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Grandma posted:It will all be over soon.
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Aug 28, 2013 00:07
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Blizzard could learn a thing or five from this game.
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Aug 28, 2013 00:29
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Where does milk even come from? I refreshed and mindlessly bought the new upgrades and now my output is roughly doubled and I apparently have 110% milk.
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Aug 28, 2013 00:39
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I'm laughing at all those dumbasses spending $60 on new games when they could be playing this for free. Everybody's talking about Saint's Row 4 now, but how many cookies are in that game?gggiiimmmppp posted:Where does milk even come from? It comes from cows and sometimes goats or even ladies. You don't want to drink milk from ladies because that's gross unless you're a baby. It also comes from getting achievements. BowieFett fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Aug 28, 2013 00:42
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Aug 28, 2013 00:42
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I'm making 10 million cookies a second and it's still not enough.
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Aug 28, 2013 00:43
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just refreshed the page, 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable will I ever get my cookies back
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Aug 28, 2013 00:45
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WendigoJohnson posted:I'm making 10 million cookies a second and it's still not enough. My goal is to get everything to 100 and unlock all upgrades. That's the end of the game, right? Right?
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Aug 28, 2013 00:46
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Oh man, this game is worth it just for the increasingly-sinister lines from grandma. "You could have stopped this." -Grandma
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Aug 28, 2013 00:47
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abraham linksys posted:My goal is to get everything to 100 and unlock all upgrades. That's the end of the game, right? I dunno. Something went wrong in my long-term cookie-manufacturing goals. 
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Aug 28, 2013 00:48
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abraham linksys posted:My goal is to get everything to 100 and unlock all upgrades. That's the end of the game, right? 160 is the hard max I think EDIT: Nevermind that, but cursors need to be brought to 160 at least
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Aug 28, 2013 00:50
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I'm making 84 megacookies per second, thinking about cashing out and mining bitcoins instead. Anyone want to buy out my cookie operation? I take bitcoins.
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Holy poo poo, has anyone gotten the golden cookie yet?  Really enjoying the depth of this game.
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