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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kill them all then kill yourself
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USMC503 posted:Yeah gently caress 'em jesus bro ur way too johnny on the spot with that poo poo waifu keeping u locked in a cage?
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wirefire posted:So we had an E-5 get caught forging his soldier's signature on counseling statements. This was a week ago and I don't think he will be punished. The other NCOs in my platoon are just as toxic. I ETS in a few months and don't care at all about the Army. We had an E6 and an E7 get caught drawing tools from DRMO and mailing them home. They got picked up by CID, lied about where they were to the CO, XO, and 1SG, and then tried to say that our XO ordered them to do it. This happened back at the end of February. They're still here.
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:jesus bro ur way too johnny on the spot with that poo poo waifu keeping u locked in a cage? Ironically most are on my phone. I'm just getting retardedly lucky.
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I must be one of the few officers who hates running more than just about anything. Long distance at least. 400/800m sprints are a lot better for you and you only have to run about 3min at a time. 3-4 mile run then PU/SU improvement is the dumbest loving PT there is.
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stevenolson88 posted:I must be one of the few officers who hates running more than just about anything. Long distance at least. 400/800m sprints are a lot better for you and you only have to run about 3min at a time. 3-4 mile run then PU/SU improvement is the dumbest loving PT there is. No, I think I hated running more than I hated just about anything else.
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May 10, 2014 22:04
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Anyone have suggestions for off post living at Fort Drum? So far we are leaning toward Friend's Settlement. Saw a couple others that seem ok, bit I just was curious if any others who spent time in the winter wonderland had suggestions.
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May 10, 2014 23:22
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Running fast sucks for sure but running slow (say 9ish minute mile) for 3-5 miles is awesome on a nice day. Plus you burn a lot of calories. 
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Speaking of exercise, the ACU belt I haven't worn in six months no longer fits. Leadership excellence etc etc. My fucks tank has just enough fumes to coast into the station and poo poo out a gloriously mediocre PT score.
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Speaking of exercise, the ACU belt I haven't worn in six months no longer fits. An ACU belt doesn't fit you? Tell me you had a small... 
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May 11, 2014 04:26
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How do you outgrow the belt and not the pants?
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May 11, 2014 05:41
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It's possible he trimmed it when it did fit.
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May 11, 2014 09:30
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Well, just started a D&D campaign with my RTO, squad leader, section leader, the fires NCOIC, and one of the fisters in my company. Hopefully this deployment becomes significantly less boring.
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May 12, 2014 23:15
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Pesticide20 posted:Well, just started a D&D campaign with my RTO, squad leader, section leader, the fires NCOIC, and one of the fisters in my company. Hopefully this deployment becomes significantly less boring. Roll for virginity Natural 20
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May 12, 2014 23:21
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Roll for virginity Critical hit. Guess I'll be hand jamming for the rest of my life.
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May 12, 2014 23:53
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putting together a care package for some deployed buddies... what do I put in it besides junk food?
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Inflatable sheep
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May 13, 2014 01:02
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May 13, 2014 01:10
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whatever it is be sure to blow a monster load on everything before you close it up
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May 13, 2014 01:13
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Floppy pink double-ended dildos.
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May 13, 2014 01:19
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expired concert tickets for whatever band they like.
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May 13, 2014 01:35
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Toys, games, a football, a frisbee. Scented soaps, scented candles, whatever other gay poo poo you can think of.
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May 13, 2014 01:40
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nescience posted:putting together a care package for some deployed buddies... what do I put in it besides junk food? where are they deployed? Also jerky, smokes and dip.
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May 13, 2014 01:42
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booze bottles sewn up inside teddy bears at least that's how my buddy's wife got us some in iraq
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May 13, 2014 01:43
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Mike-o posted:booze bottles sewn up inside teddy bears The idea isn't to help them, but actively harm them. Get with it!
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May 13, 2014 03:33
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booze bottles with teddy bears inside
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May 13, 2014 03:41
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Fleshlights, with a essay about how it will prevent sexual assault in your area. Mark that poo poo on your NCOER as a bullet.
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Pesticide20 posted:Well, just started a D&D campaign with my RTO, squad leader, section leader, the fires NCOIC, and one of the fisters in my company. Hopefully this deployment becomes significantly less boring. Aren't you on Ghazni? Things have definitely been getting less boring recently.
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psydude posted:Aren't you on Ghazni? Things have definitely been getting less boring recently. No, I'm over in Laghman at the moment. My company has been moving all over RC East. A Kpro posted:Toys, games, a football, a frisbee. Somebody sent me a copy of the latest Vogue and women's deodorant.
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May 13, 2014 10:44
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Floppy disks labelled as celebrity sex tapes. Give 'em the bluest of blue balls.
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Floppy pink double-ended dildos. One of my friends sent me a giant double-ended dildo during my first deployment and it was awesome. I would hide it in someone's bunk and then when that person found it they would either hide it in a different bunk or try and jam it into someone's mouth while they were sleeping. Some awesome fights resulted from that thing with both sides fighting desperately to keep the dildo away from their face. One dude choked another guy with it once and made him tap out, that one was impressive. Some poor sport found it in his bunk one morning and threw it over a conex and it was discovered by a TCN worker who picked it up like he just found a million dollars and sprinted off. It's probably still in use today, but for hardcore butt stuff instead of homoerotic hijinx. Definitely put a double-ended dildo in the care package.
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RichieHimself posted:One of my friends sent me a giant double-ended dildo during my first deployment and it was awesome. I would hide it in someone's bunk and then when that person found it they would either hide it in a different bunk or try and jam it into someone's mouth while they were sleeping. Some awesome fights resulted from that thing with both sides fighting desperately to keep the dildo away from their face. One dude choked another guy with it once and made him tap out, that one was impressive. Some poor sport found it in his bunk one morning and threw it over a conex and it was discovered by a TCN worker who picked it up like he just found a million dollars and sprinted off. It's probably still in use today, but for hardcore butt stuff instead of homoerotic hijinx. May Army Thread: Definitely put a double-ended dildo in the care package
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RichieHimself posted:One of my friends sent me a giant double-ended dildo during my first deployment and it was awesome. I would hide it in someone's bunk and then when that person found it they would either hide it in a different bunk or try and jam it into someone's mouth while they were sleeping. Some awesome fights resulted from that thing with both sides fighting desperately to keep the dildo away from their face. One dude choked another guy with it once and made him tap out, that one was impressive. Some poor sport found it in his bunk one morning and threw it over a conex and it was discovered by a TCN worker who picked it up like he just found a million dollars and sprinted off. It's probably still in use today, but for hardcore butt stuff instead of homoerotic hijinx. Definitely a platoon full of white people.
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yourafagpleasedie posted:Definitely a platoon full of enlisted people.
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yourafagpleasedie posted:Definitely a platoon full of white people. if he's combat arms that's basically every platoon
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Unless he's in Armor.
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mech is half white guys and mexicans/puerto ricans, one or two black guys and the rare mythical asian.
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Mike-o posted:mech is half white guys and mexicans/puerto ricans, one or two black guys and the rare mythical asian. had one full on black guy in my line company, and dude was a white washed spongebob for sure. couple mulattos. also had a navajo sun god
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we had a navajo dude too, chill as gently caress but always getting down on himself about not getting pussy
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