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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Koishi Komeiji posted:

if guys had periods the commercials would should show dark red fluid and it would be thick and flow for a long time and the guy would be like: "uuuggghhh! I'm a big man so I have a big period, that's why I use magnum tampons!"

I'm a big man, so I have a big period


That's why I use Magnum Tampons!

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

dogcrash truther

pig slut lisa posted:

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Wait a minute... You're talking about sex!

beer pal

DeepQantas posted:

Wait a minute... You're talking about sex!

?

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

dogcrash truther

DeepQantas posted:

Wait a minute... You're talking about sex!

umm....no?

google THIS

DeepQantas posted:

Wait a minute... You're talking about sex!

if you're not mature enough to watch a woman pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month without immediately thinking about sex you're not ready for a girlfriend

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


how do I get my gf to stop pouring that blue fluid every month?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Miss Psychosis

An IUD.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
this is a good thread, I'm learning a lot

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

this is not my experience.


Maybe keep her away from windshield wiper fluid, blue barrel drinks and the like.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
blue vicks?

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


ChairmanMeow posted:

this is not my experience.


Maybe keep her away from windshield wiper fluid, blue barrel drinks and the like.

thank you I'll try this

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

pig slut lisa

irl is good


oh no

dogcrash truther

This poo poo has got to stop

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


Chill la Chill posted:

thank you I'll try this

still leaking blue fluid. I think I left some kool aid twists ice blue raspberry lemonade in the pantry, will be more vigilant.

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

saboten

Votes:
5.0: FluffieDuckie
5.0: FakeBlood
3.0: problematic hug
1.0: Crap
1.0: Throwdini
1.0: MinorLeagueAllstar
1.0: Chef Shimi

interesting

thank u bacalou

tao of lmao

it's A Bad Thread

landy.

MinorLeagueAllstar posted:

it's A Bad Thread


FluffieDuckie

until this moment i hadn't read this thread since the beginning of page 1

i'm not prepared to read the rest of it. are you saying my vote is wrong?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Miss Psychosis

MinorLeagueAllstar posted:

it's A Bad Thread

FluffieDuckie

oh i see. you're not wrong


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

i apologize for my incorrect vote vis a vis this thread


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

saboten

it's not ok

thank u bacalou

saboten

lmao jk babe :byodame:

thank u bacalou

treasure bear

it is very important to rate threads correctly and i hope you have learnt your lesson fluffieduckie

FluffieDuckie

check it now. i fixed it and apologized


let this be a warning to people who vote early and never come back to the thread. you might be vote shamed years later


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

from now on i'm going to keep a list of my thread votes by my computer and check those threads daily to re evaluate the correctness of the vote


sure it's a lot of work, but if it avoids this kind of unpleasantness in the future it's worth it


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

saboten

thanks

thank u bacalou

FluffieDuckie

thank you for your vigilence


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

tao of lmao

FluffieDuckie posted:

thank you for your vigilence

Salmiakki


i helped

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

treasure bear



yay!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
didn't read thread, voted 1 on faith, except to say that i love the roy batty gif on the first page

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dogcrash truther
its ea really bad thread except fo rht efollowing part:

"wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month"

dogcrash truther
to my mind, the following part makes the thread worth bumping:

"wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month"

dogcrash truther
one thing i like about it is the premise, which is based on the ridiculous thing they do in pad and tampon commercials to show how its absorbent, which is always to pour blue fluid on it. never water. never red fluid, which would make sense. always blue fluid, like that's a thing that actually comes from the vagina

dogcrash truther
another thing is the admirable brevity of "1x/month"

dogcrash truther
you see, if you just watched the commercials, you would think that they were advertising a product that you pour blue fluid on one time per month

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dogcrash truther
i dont know how secdrone does this. sorry for my low-tier joke explanation but i just want to say that the only reason i bump this thread is because of "wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month"

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