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Shima Honnou posted:Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark: The apocalypse is literally a plague of millions of Brock Lesnars coming to everyone's houses and F-5'ing them to death.
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sticklefifer posted:The apocalypse is literally a plague of millions of Brock Lesnars coming to everyone's houses and F-5'ing them to death. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick out of the F-5.
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May 16, 2014 22:16
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oldpainless posted:Brock Lesnar is responsible for much of the stop-start booking concerning making new stars that has been hindering WWE for the last decade. Actually that's noted crazy old man Vince McMahon's responsibility. Brock was simply the catalyst. Brock is the Big Bang.
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May 17, 2014 01:08
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May 17, 2014 01:26
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It was more Bobby Lashley that sent Vince into Super Paranoia Mode. Everyone at least knew Brock was leaving.
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May 17, 2014 01:42
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DeathChicken posted:It was more Bobby Lashley that sent Vince into Super Paranoia Mode. Everyone at least knew Brock was leaving. Brock didn't leave, though. He conquered all that was worth conquering, then simply went away to conquer other things until something worthwhile showed back up in WWE.
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So let's say that the WWE has an MMA shootfight wherein the winner gets to fight Brock Lesnar. If it comes down to Lashley vs. Batista, who would win?
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RZApublican posted:So let's say that the WWE has an MMA shootfight wherein the winner gets to fight Brock Lesnar. If it comes down to Lashley vs. Batista, who would win? Lashley, almost certainly. Neither of them are very good, but Lashley has a lot more experience and much better wrestling.
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May 17, 2014 02:24
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fatherdog posted:Lashley, almost certainly. Neither of them are very good, but Lashley has a lot more experience and much better wrestling. Isn't Lashley also a lot younger and thus less likely to break his fragile old man bones then Batista?
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Stallion Cabana posted:Isn't Lashley also a lot younger and thus less likely to break his fragile old man bones then Batista? By about eight years, also he hasn't been juicing nearly as long or hard (current mass notwithstanding). Whether either could beat Lesnar in a way not involving going directly for the guts remains to be seen, however.
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May 17, 2014 05:44
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Stallion Cabana posted:Isn't Lashley also a lot younger and thus less likely to break his fragile old man bones then Batista? Lashley's bones would spontaneously become fragile old man bones and break entirely of their own volition should they ever learn that Lashley was fighting for the "prize," of facing THE NEXT BIG BEAST INCARN-QUEROR, MIKE LIANT BUUUUHHHHHHROCCCCCKKKK LEEESSSSSNAAAAARRRR WHO CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA 30! Thus Batista would win because if the doughyness of his body during his return is any indication he does not in fact have any bones.
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May 17, 2014 05:53
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RZApublican posted:By about eight years, also he hasn't been juicing nearly as long or hard (current mass notwithstanding). Both of them would get loving mauled by Lesnar, probably in less than a round.
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May 17, 2014 05:54
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fatherdog posted:Both of them would get loving mauled by Lesnar, probably in less than a round. WrestleMania 31, book it.
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May 17, 2014 06:00
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Brock is a force of nature so powerful that even I can't be insufferable about the ignorant poo poo he's said in the past. He's that powerful. 
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RZApublican posted:So let's say that the WWE has an MMA shootfight wherein the winner gets to fight Brock Lesnar. If it comes down to Lashley vs. Batista, who would win? Lashley is awkward and he fights subpar competition, but he's also got some visible wrestling skill and athleticism, and he's beaten a couple of dudes who are okay by regional heavyweight standards (which are very low). Batista, before his opponent gassed in about two minutes, got repeatedly lit up by this guy: 
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CarlCX posted:Lashley is awkward and he fights subpar competition, but he's also got some visible wrestling skill and athleticism, and he's beaten a couple of dudes who are okay by regional heavyweight standards (which are very low). That match was embarassing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOHP1RPEF0 Brock Lesnar should've brought Sable out and hosed her on top of Undertaker's corpse.
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May 17, 2014 07:36
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LividLiquid posted:that even I can't be insufferable I have faith in you. 
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May 17, 2014 07:57
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Gerpy posted:That match was embarassing. That is a lot of n-words from what is undoubtedly a 15-year old white kid.
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May 17, 2014 07:57
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You're alright, Ken.
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May 17, 2014 09:04
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LividLiquid posted:Brock is a force of nature so powerful that even I can't be insufferable about the ignorant poo poo he's said in the past. Examples, examples, examples, examples!
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May 17, 2014 12:36
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MY CLIENT..
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May 17, 2014 12:37
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cucka posted:MY CLIENT.. 
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May 17, 2014 12:51
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Somebody better call Undertaker's mama, it's about to get streak breaky up in here!
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May 17, 2014 13:53
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Brock Lesnar broke the Undertaker's Steak
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Oh god the look of absolute neutrality on Cena's face makes that double hilarious just like "Welp..."
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"Nope, not selling even while plummeting to my death!"
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DeathChicken posted:"Nope, not selling even while plummeting to my death!" No, that has way too much emotion for that face. Eating that F-5 was inevitable, almost nostalgic.
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May 17, 2014 15:40
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cucka posted:MY CLIENT.. 
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SylvainMustach posted:The Undertaker ended his own streak. It was an inside job. I heard he had quite the mean streak.
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LividLiquid posted:You're alright, Ken. I try. Onmi posted:Oh god the look of absolute neutrality on Cena's face makes that double hilarious just like "Welp..." "I'm going... home." Gavok posted:I heard he had quite the mean streak. He was a pretty callous individual back then.
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Tony Atlas was once a proud member of Mensa. Then he made Brock Lesnar angry and that was the end of that.
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Brock Lesnar doesn't need to see you. He just needs to destroy you.
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"Brock Lesnar is a human cheat-code. He is 300 pounds of muscle and judging by the way he darts around, I don't think mass and inertia were properly explained to him. He has so much wild animal meat inside him at any time that bears unsheath their penis bones when his scent catches the wind. Brock Lesnar is exactly what you would use if you were making an army of super clone soldiers, which explains why his outgoing voicemail message is, "I am one of you, ordinary human. You can tell me where the resistance is hiding after the beep." - Seanbaby, Modern Shakespeare
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ScottyBomb posted:He has so much wild animal meat inside him at any time that bears unsheath their penis bones when his scent catches the wind. I don't think Brock would appreciate the implication that bears are gay for him.
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May 17, 2014 21:41
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Brock Lesnar F5'd a man in Reno just to watch him fly.
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The GIG posted:Brock Lesnar F5'd a man in Reno just to watch him fly.
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"MY CLIENT, MARK CALLOWAY, DEFEATED STING'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS!"
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It's said that everytime Brock Lesnar f5s someone an angel gets it's wings. Every angel has at least 4 pairs of wings.
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oldpainless posted:It's said that everytime Brock Lesnar f5s someone an angel gets it's wings. 
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