|
Nemesis Of Moles posted:its kinda refreshing honestly to play as a unrepentant rear end in a top hat instead of a good guy who just happens to cap cops and random civilians every now an then GTA 5 did that and it wasn't all that great.
|
# ? May 27, 2014 20:14 |
|
|
# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:42 |
|
Gobblecoque posted:these kind of retards pop up whenever some new game that's clearly going to be trash comes out. i remember that before dragon age 2 came out they had a separate prerelease thread that was isolated from criticism of the game for the handful of babies who thought it was actually going to not suck i'm really angry and aggressive about my decision to buy ill-reviewed consumer products
|
# ? May 27, 2014 20:18 |
|
Mr.Unique-Name posted:GTA 5 did that and it wasn't all that great. nah he's not really like trevor, you don't set people on fire or piss in their beds or whatever, you're just a dickhead
|
# ? May 27, 2014 20:21 |
|
Fergus Mac Roich posted:Oh did I say it was white male as gently caress? What I actually meant is that it doesn't have as many dynamic shadows per scene as I'd prefer and that's why this game is bullshit Now That's Problematic.
|
# ? May 27, 2014 20:33 |
|
i'm disappointed your can't trade your ballcap for a fedora and scarf for a guy fawkes mask. modders, get to it
|
# ? May 27, 2014 20:39 |
|
al-azad posted:i'm disappointed your can't trade your ballcap for a fedora and scarf for a guy fawkes mask. modders, get to it theres a fedora but it was a preorder bonus, you missed out dumbass
|
# ? May 27, 2014 20:40 |
|
01011001 posted:its just like real life, some people are more boring than others. some people have "music listener" as their most interesting thing and other people gently caress blood
|
# ? May 27, 2014 21:13 |
|
lol
|
# ? May 27, 2014 21:18 |
|
ahh ooh eee jam screen in the year 2014 bleeeech
|
# ? May 27, 2014 21:21 |
|
just hacked the heck out of that highway
|
# ? May 27, 2014 21:22 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE6OnFKxdi4
|
# ? May 27, 2014 21:49 |
|
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1iixTMejA
|
# ? May 27, 2014 21:55 |
|
verdict
|
# ? May 27, 2014 22:04 |
|
Putty posted:verdict Watch some vids if it looks cool get it if you don't see anything in the videos that looks interesting just don't bother or wait until it's 10 bucks by the end of the year. If you're wondering if there might be something "else" to it(like a lot of people assumed I guess based on how angry they are about the hype) there is not, it is a regular open world game with good points and bad points and you can hit a button to make poo poo go a bit sideways
|
# ? May 27, 2014 22:30 |
|
Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Watch Dogs' narrative stumbles are bad enough, but it ventures into even more troublesome territory with some of its representation. Female characters in Watch Dogs are victims, to be kidnapped or murdered in the interest of plot or character motivation and are almost all overtly sexualized. Black characters fall into two camps — the aforementioned victims, or, just as maddeningly, criminals. The city of Chicago has an incredibly complicated, difficult history with race, discrimination and segregation. This is a difficult subject to explore in any kind of entertainment. But Watch Dogs' portrayal of Chicago's racial divide seems potentially tone-deaf. not because i give a poo poo about social justice in games, mind you, but because i want people to stop crying tears of care about them
|
# ? May 27, 2014 22:38 |
|
al-azad posted:i'm disappointed your can't trade your ballcap for a fedora and scarf for a neckbeard. modders, get to it
|
# ? May 27, 2014 23:13 |
|
Mr.Unique-Name posted:GTA 5 did that and it wasn't all that great. Vice City did as well and it was pretty good.
|
# ? May 27, 2014 23:17 |
|
Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Convicted Blood Fucker
|
# ? May 27, 2014 23:28 |
|
zen death robot posted:It was supposed to be a holiday blockbuster AAA game that got delayed for "polish" and released during the summer release drought instead. The game still has retarded bugs like this: you can never trust robots
|
# ? May 27, 2014 23:35 |
|
zen death robot posted:It was supposed to be a holiday blockbuster AAA game that got delayed for "polish" and released during the summer release drought instead. The game still has retarded bugs like this:
|
# ? May 28, 2014 00:49 |
|
Y-Hat posted:why does every single "you're taking damage" effect in AAA auto-regen shooters look the exact same It's too much work to make a mangled body that loses parts gradually. I mean with next gen technology it would be a lot of fun to have every character modeled and rigged to the point where everyone had teeny tiny videogame bones and organs that flew out of their bodies when they were hit and exploded, but it's too much work.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:09 |
|
The Taint Reaper posted:It's too much work to make a mangled body that loses parts gradually. x-men wolverine oranges did this and it was pretty cool because a near death wolverine had his beating heart and organs dangling from his ripped torso. then you regenerated and your lungs would come back and flesh would grow over the bloody bare muscle it was pretty tight. 3rd birthday as well but replace teeny tiny video game bones with ripped clothes
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:20 |
|
01011001 posted:lol
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:22 |
|
I was going to buy watch dogs but I walked into gamestop and saw a fat mom and her equally as fat son purchase the Big Box Collector's Edition and decided against it. But they had Sonic Riders 1 and 2 and it only was 4 dollars for the set so I wound up buying that.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:23 |
|
I also find it really hard to believe that Unisoft funded this piece of poo poo and it's still taking eons to make Beyond Good and Evil 2 which was already a mostly open world game with little details and was actually fun to play. Not only that but it had interesting characters instead of Hacker Douche Guy.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:25 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTUOY4waqA hacking this city? trying to, ha ha
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:27 |
|
The Taint Reaper posted:I also find it really hard to believe that Unisoft funded this piece of poo poo and it's still taking eons to make Beyond Good and Evil 2 which was already a mostly open world game with little details and was actually fun to play. chilli con carne
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:30 |
|
Putty posted:chilli con carne gently caress that game in the bum bum.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:31 |
|
Y-Hat posted:why does every single "you're taking damage" effect in AAA auto-regen shooters look the exact same as long as red jelly is an effective way to display damage, probably only true in tiny health pool/auto regen games, it's actually a great thing if every single developer of those games chooses to use it. it's a very simple communication for the player to read, and the more people that use it, the clearer and more effective that communication is. if you're an experienced player, the red jelly just tells you that this game has small health pools and health regeneration. it obviously isn't appropriate for many types of games(it would be dogshit in Doom) but imo using something else here would have been a mistake unless they totally changed the health system.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:33 |
|
If getting hit gives you red jelly, the death screen should say "You're Toast".
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:35 |
|
The Taint Reaper posted:but I walked into gamestop .
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:36 |
|
Anime is great! posted:gently caress that poo poo I enjoy going into stores and shopping. Granted Gamestop I just tolerate because they're the only game in town, but they occasionally have good deals and interesting finds.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:37 |
|
that's okay, i go to gross old hobby stores for nes and snes games and man I swear ... how you can run a business like it's your own nasty bedroom wtf?
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:47 |
|
anyway, somebody give me a good reason not to waste $60 bucks on this ubisoft game. oh wait, I just did for my delf
|
# ? May 28, 2014 01:48 |
|
Fergus Mac Roich posted:as long as red jelly is an effective way to display damage, probably only true in tiny health pool/auto regen games, it's actually a great thing if every single developer of those games chooses to use it. it's a very simple communication for the player to read, and the more people that use it, the clearer and more effective that communication is. if you're an experienced player, the red jelly just tells you that this game has small health pools and health regeneration. it obviously isn't appropriate for many types of games(it would be dogshit in Doom) but imo using something else here would have been a mistake unless they totally changed the health system. we could just have a bar or percentage indicator in a corner of the screen that goes decreases as you take damage, but gently caress that let's smear the screen full of jelly, make your vision turn red, and let's get some heartbeat sounds too. we gotta make sure we assault all of the gamer's senses, otherwise how would they know they're dying
|
# ? May 28, 2014 03:01 |
|
Watch Dogs is the game for millenials who's greatest accomplishment in life that they brag about is never owning a television (because they watch all their TV shows online).
|
# ? May 28, 2014 03:12 |
|
The Taint Reaper posted:Watch Dogs is the game for millenials who's greatest accomplishment in life that they brag about is never owning a television (because they watch all their TV shows online). what
|
# ? May 28, 2014 03:27 |
|
Clearly Jurassic Park: Trespasser had the best system for monitoring your health
|
# ? May 28, 2014 03:29 |
|
This is what watch dogs is about.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 03:36 |
|
|
# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:42 |
|
The Taint Reaper posted:If getting hit gives you red jelly, the death screen should say "You're Toast". A really good post and I give it a solid nod.
|
# ? May 28, 2014 04:25 |