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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BIG E MICROPHONE

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Oh hey guys we didn't get to talk about Big E's amazing minister promo how amazing was that?

It took me a little while to figure out what he was doing but I think I'm on board now.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Just play some Bon Jovi at him. That would sway Rusev.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BIG E please don't get beaten down again.

America still has steel mills?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I like it how budget cuts have forced them to discontinue Fandango's silhouette and Barrett's podium, but Rusev's flag is still here.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Hahahaha this loving promo.

A COUNTRY

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
oval office RE LANGSTON

wait...

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Goddamn am I hyped for the hoss offs this feud is going to deliver.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I remember when Sin Cara first showed up, everyone thought it was a big deal and he was going to have some huge push and Mania match with Mysterio..... Then he tripped and fell on his face about 700 times in a row. Now he's a different person and a jobber. Sin Cara is a real WWE success story.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

oval office RE LANGSTON

wait...

THIS IS ARE BIG E!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pariah Rex posted:

I remember when Sin Cara first showed up, everyone thought it was a big deal and he was going to have some huge push and Mania match with Mysterio..... Then he tripped and fell on his face about 700 times in a row. Now he's a different person and a jobber. Sin Cara is a real WWE success story.

Well of course we did he jumped from the floor over the top rope unassisted!

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

I like it how budget cuts have forced them to discontinue Fandango's silhouette and Barrett's podium, but Rusev's flag is still here.

The difference is Rusev is actually sort of being pushed.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Well of course we did he jumped from the floor over the top rope unassisted!

Sometimes. Other times he jumped from the floor almost over the top rope.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TEGGS posted:

The difference is Rusev is actually sort of being pushed.

But Barrett is Intercontinental Champion and.... oh :geno:

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I'm really glad Vickie got a face sendoff. :unsmith:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Landstander posted:

I'm really glad Vickie got a face sendoff. :unsmith:

It's seriously amazing they got people to cheer Vickie. I never though I'd see any crowd do that.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

jscolon2.0 posted:

I like it how budget cuts have forced them to discontinue Fandango's silhouette and Barrett's podium, but Rusev's flag is still here.

why would budget cuts effect the podium? It's a cherry picker and some tarp. They have that lying about

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Rosa kinda looks like a smaller Kaitlyn now.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

The Landstander posted:

I'm really glad Vickie got a face sendoff. :unsmith:

Now Zack Ryder is the last surviving member of La Familia.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I loving love the Truck Monkeys SO loving MUCH.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
hahaha that sound with that music

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Pariah Rex posted:

I remember when Sin Cara first showed up, everyone thought it was a big deal and he was going to have some huge push and Mania match with Mysterio..... Then he tripped and fell on his face about 700 times in a row. Now he's a different person and a jobber. Sin Cara is a real WWE success story.

The WWE's had some bad luck/decision making with trying to reach the Latino demographic. Rey Mysterio was a decent draw for that crowd, when I went to a taping in early 2011 I saw a bunch of Hispanic families with kids wearing Mysterio gear. But he can barely work anymore, they hosed up Del Rio's push, and Sin Cara hit a wall. A shame.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

It's seriously amazing they got people to cheer Vickie. I never though I'd see any crowd do that.

Steph heeling it up is a powerful force.

Even though her abruptly sounding exactly like Vince when she says "YEEEER FAAAAAAAAAAHRED" is megacreepy.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Fillin' out the PPV card 20 minutes before the end of the last show before it.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
GUEST REFEREE FANDANGO

You already have my money WWE, I'm not sure what your game is.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Reigns spearing Kane after the pyro was loving hilarious

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

fatherdog posted:

Steph heeling it up is a powerful force.

Even though her abruptly sounding exactly like Vince when she says "YEEEER FAAAAAAAAAAHRED" is megacreepy.

Linda isn't her mother.

She's just a female clone of Vince.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

DukeofCA posted:

Linda isn't her mother.

She's just a female clone of Vince.

Linda is her mother but Vince is such a genetic jackhammer that his genes completely took over hers.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Scruffy the janitor posted:

Reigns spearing Kane after the pyro was loving hilarious

It was rad.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

"Michael, don't you ever shut up?" while Cole is shilling social media and the Network

JBL, that's a question we all want to know the answer to

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Vintage Classic Reigns!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bullshit ending :mad:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
You know, I love the Superman Punch and I love the Spear... but the Punch into the Spear doesn't feel that fluid.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
I'm kind of afraid the authority's big plan is actually for Kane to win so Bryan can face him at summerslam.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Scruffy the janitor posted:

I'm kind of afraid the authority's big plan is actually for Kane to win so Bryan can face him at summerslam.

Kane doesn't have a face so how can he be the face of the company? :colbert:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Oh, they have a nice little hanger.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Correction: 6 Men and 2 Demons

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Maxwell Lord posted:

Oh, they have a nice little hanger.

Good because this wrestling company is an abortion.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, saw it coming but it was still awesome.

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