IT'S THE WORST COMMENTATORS TOURNAMENT, MAGGLE, THEY LOVE IT!

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

I'm more familiar with JBL and Lawler.

JBL
Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 10:15

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:25

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

JBL
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 10:15

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

JBL
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 10:39

Illinois Smith: Nov 15, 2003; Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

JBL
Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 11:12

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 11:40

I am hella PEEVED: Oct 25, 2007; Welcome to Earth.

JBL
Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:09

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

[vote redacted - JBL way fresher on my mind than Disco]
Madden

LvK fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jul 26, 2014

# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:31

djinndarc: Dec 20, 2012; "I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"

Disco
Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 14:57

Psycho Mantits: Oct 6, 2009

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:03

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Disco
Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:22

Del Raminos: Feb 13, 2012

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 16:02

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

JBL
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 16:06

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

I Before E posted:

SEMIFINALS

JBL vs Disco Inferno

Mark Madden vs Jerry Lawler

Voting ends 7/29/14 at noon

Disco and Madden

JBL owns guys

# ? Jul 26, 2014 16:08

Del Raminos: Feb 13, 2012

Little Mac posted:

JBL owns guys

Figured. How many?

# ? Jul 26, 2014 16:18

BasicFunk: Feb 26, 2011; How's your Funkentelechy?

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 16:22

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

JBL
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:35

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Disco
Madden

if you voted Lawler you clearly have never heard Mark Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:36

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

Mark Madden is like that 15 year old who thinks he is so clever but really just annoys the gently caress out of everyone who listens to him for more than 5 seconds.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 18:08

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Disco
Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 19:55

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

JBL
Madden (but can I vote for both?)

Del Raminos posted:

Figured. How many?

Nice

# ? Jul 26, 2014 20:05

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

JBL isn't even the worst or second-worst commentator on the team he's currently on, what the gently caress is this bullshit?

Disco Inferno
Jerry Lawler

# ? Jul 26, 2014 20:18

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

JBL
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 20:26

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

JBL isn't even the worst or second-worst commentator on the team he's currently on, what the gently caress is this bullshit?

I disagree. Even if Cole is bland and King doesn't give a poo poo, it's better than JBL arguing a heel point for 5 minutes at the top of his lungs.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 20:45

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

JBL isn't even the worst or second-worst commentator on the team he's currently on, what the gently caress is this bullshit?

This tournament was doomed the moment Rob Bartlett was left out of the running.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 20:59

Evilosity: Apr 20, 2007; It's like velocity, except evil. Seriously.

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 21:04

Del Raminos: Feb 13, 2012

whoops, not a vote

Del Raminos fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 26, 2014 21:08

maniacripper: May 3, 2009; STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

Disco
Madden

But seriously:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLIW0UvIxc

# ? Jul 26, 2014 21:17

Iron Chef Nex: Jan 20, 2005; Serving up a hot buttered stabbing

Disco
Madden

Whoever wins, we loose.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 21:50

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 21:59

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 26, 2014 22:24

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

JBL
Lawler

Madden was awful, but Lawler's longevity makes him worse.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 08:23

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 27, 2014 10:33

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Disco
Madden

# ? Jul 27, 2014 13:45

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

FINALS
Madden vs Discl
BRONZE
Lawler vs JBL

Vote here because reading all the voting posts is a drat pain

E: Just remembered I forgot to set a cutoff date. Tomorrow at noon.

I Before E fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 7, 2014

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:13

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

Madden. He Maddens me to listen to him!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:15

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

Sotar posted:

Madden. He Maddens me to listen to him!

Lawler

DID YOU NOT READ MY POST?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:15

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

i voted through the form but i still want to remind everyone that Mark Madden is the all-time worst

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9j24o_gene-okerlund-vs-mark-madden_sport

he's actually pretty great in that clip so disregard

oatgan fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 7, 2014

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:17

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

I Before E posted:

DID YOU NOT READ MY POST?

I did.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:18

sunsweet: Nov 13, 2012; "Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

Lawler's return to Raw the night after Survivor Series 2001 made me quit watching wrestling altogether for the first time. gently caress Lawler.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:21

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:25

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

I've started watching some attitude era stuff, Lawler is poo poo. Then. Now. Forever.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:25

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