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bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Intruder posted:

QB is the only position we're weak at. What a difference a Bortles would make

Not worth losing out on the eventual 2-TE offense manned by Watt and Clowney.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

bhsman posted:

Not worth losing out on the eventual 2-TE offense manned by Watt and Clowney.

Pffft, if Clowney ever sees the field

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

bhsman posted:

Not worth losing out on the eventual 2-TE offense manned by Watt and Clowney.

This would own so hard. Also just run out of that formation.

e: nope run formation is Watt at FB and Clowney at Tb

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress the Seahawks

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

gently caress the Seahawks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YTeMu1K_M0

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Someone posted the list of undefeated teams, and that's cool and all, but I want to revel in the 0-2 teams:

Jaguars
Chiefs
Raiders
Buccaneers
Giants
Colts
SAINTS MOTHERFUCKERS :woop: :dance: :woop: :dance:

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
so the Raiders are going to take on the Tom Brady led Patriots at home and go even further east to "host" the Dolphins

and we just blew our first two "easy" games

so yeah

CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?
Oh cool, we're still talking about the team that just recently joined the "Beat Peyton Manning in the playoffs" club.

I don't give a poo poo if it's the Superbowl, you're still not special.

note: this isn't directed to most of the hawks fans here, yall are pretty chill

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
Please don't call teams "undefeated" after two games, yes they haven't lost yet but its way to drat early.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Yoshifan823 posted:

Someone posted the list of undefeated teams, and that's cool and all, but I want to revel in the 0-2 teams:

Jaguars
Chiefs
Raiders
Buccaneers
Giants
Colts
SAINTS MOTHERFUCKERS :woop: :dance: :woop: :dance:

I can think of at least 2 Superbowl winners who went 0-2 in the past 20 years or so.

Not that any of these teams on this list are any good, just saying it's not impossible.

e: just looked it up, 3 since 1990!

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

TeeMerk posted:

Please don't call teams "undefeated" after two games, yes they haven't lost yet but its way to drat early.

I suppose the AFC East On-Pace Champion 2-0 Buffalo Bills could lose to San Diego this weekend

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TeeMerk posted:

Please don't call teams "undefeated" after two games, yes they haven't lost yet but its way to drat early.

un·de·feat·ed
ˌəndiˈfētid/Submit
adjective
not defeated, especially in a battle or other contest.
"the undefeated champion"

sounds like the Buffalo Bills to me, bucko.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

shiksa posted:

un·de·feat·ed
ˌəndiˈfētid/Submit
adjective
not defeated, especially in a battle or other contest.
"the undefeated champion"

sounds like the Buffalo Bills to me, bucko.

You mean the Buff & 0 Bills

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

davecrazy posted:

I can think of at least 2 Superbowl winners who went 0-2 in the past 20 years or so.

Not that any of these teams on this list are any good, just saying it's not impossible.

e: just looked it up, 3 since 1990!

One of which was the Giants, which Justin Tuck hilariously brought up today for some reason or another. :iiam:

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
loving all aboard the bills/browns AFCCG train :getin:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

davecrazy posted:

I can think of at least 2 Superbowl winners who went 0-2 in the past 20 years or so.

Not that any of these teams on this list are any good, just saying it's not impossible.

e: just looked it up, 3 since 1990!

Looked up something that said it was 12% for making the playoffs since '90 (maybe the same thing you saw). It seems like one of those deals where it's possible but you shouldn't feel at all good about your no good terrible downright awful team if you're 0-2.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Grittybeard posted:

Looked up something that said it was 12% for making the playoffs since '90 (maybe the same thing you saw). It seems like one of those deals where it's possible but you shouldn't feel at all good about your no good terrible downright awful team if you're 0-2.

Yeah I remember the '93 Cowboys going 0-2 because Emmitt was holding out then went 12-4 or something and then killing the Bills in the SB

Again

Bucko

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Tremendous Taste posted:

You mean the Buff & 0 Bills

This is a truth filled statement.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

wheez the roux posted:

loving all aboard the bills/browns AFCCG train :getin:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Gonna be funny when the Bills start 5-1 and then end up at 7-9.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

The 9/15 Dennis Allen Job/Quality Status:

Job: Still Employed

Quality: Still lovely

From a Scale of 0 being Art Shell and 10 being Hue Jackson:

-------

4 out of 10, just below Tom Cable.

Last week: 4 out of 10, just below Tom Cable.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
The Bucs are 0-2 and also the only team to face two straight backup QBs, one of which was the third string QB.



Things are definitely looking up. :smithicide:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I can't imagine how much more net entertainment I would've gotten out of football if Hue didn't get fired.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Ramadu posted:

Hmm. This is good stuff. Avatar worthy even.

Please don't change your awesome avatar. Outraged Cardinal is the best

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Gonna be funny when the Bills start 5-1 and then end up at 7-9.

I'd be surprised, not really a strong rival in the division

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
It certainly says something about the state of Raiders fandom when Hue Jackson is their high benchmark for coaching.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!


Madden really had a Marty thing going from what I've read about him, he just hosed it up by winning the Super Bowl once.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Grozz Nuy posted:

It certainly says something about the state of Raiders fandom when Hue Jackson is their high benchmark for coaching.

Tread carefully, friend.

I was just watching the post-game show, and goddamn there is nothing that helps a bad loss like listening to Romanowski talk. I wish he was the coach, even if he doesn't know dick. Sparano can handle all the technical stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWNFiY_Y58M&t=315s

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Volkerball posted:

Tread carefully, friend.

I was just watching the post-game show, and goddamn there is nothing that helps a bad loss like listening to Romanowski talk. I wish he was the coach, even if he doesn't know dick. Sparano can handle all the technical stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWNFiY_Y58M&t=315s


Romanowski would bench Carr and sign Tebow in like 5 minutes

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Homestar Runner posted:

Romanowski would bench Carr and sign Tebow in like 5 minutes

Nah, he'd trade Carr for Brandon Meriweather.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Welp, any good will (there was none) I thought about thinking about how cool Madden and Al were is gone after watching a minute of Romanowski.

gently caress the Raiders forever.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Grittybeard posted:



Madden really had a Marty thing going from what I've read about him, he just hosed it up by winning the Super Bowl once.

In his defense getting bounced by those Steelers teams constantly isn't something I'd hold against him, they were really loving good.


Also gently caress the immaculate reception

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Grittybeard posted:

Welp, any good will (there was none) I thought about thinking about how cool Madden and Al were is gone after watching a minute of Romanowski.

gently caress the Raiders forever.

I love that he only played in Oakland for like a year, but he's still the Raiderest Raider to ever Raider. He and Biekert will always have a special place in my heart.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

My favorite Raider will always be Jon Ritchie.

I don't know why, but I had a Ritchie jersey and everything as a kid.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ostentatious posted:

My favorite Raider will always be Jon Ritchie.

I don't know why, but I had a Ritchie jersey and everything as a kid.

Yeah, he was awesome. And Zack Crockett and how arrogant the offensive line was about goal line stands. :sigh: 15 more weeks man, then it's over. We can do this.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Chargers are 5-2 in their last seven games against the defending super bowl champion.

Chargers own

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


ROSS MY SALAD posted:

The Chargers are 5-2 in their last seven games against the defending super bowl champion.

Chargers own

Gonna be 5-3 when the Cardinals win the super bowl. :smugdog:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ramadu posted:

Gonna be 5-3 when the Cardinals win the super bowl. :smugdog:

We've never played the Cardinals as defending super bowl champions

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


ROSS MY SALAD posted:

We've never played the Cardinals as defending super bowl champions

Retroactive loss my friend.

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nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Darren Sproles owns, Zach Ertz owns, and the Eagles are the first team in NFL history to start 2-0 after trailing by 14+ points in second half of each game. Also, most yards gained and most points scored in the league as well. Chip Kelly is loving awesome and life is good.

Have some Zachfacts

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