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Jack the Lad
Jan 20, 2009

Feed the Pubs

Spoiling your ballot accomplishes nothing but wasting your time and the ballot counter's time.

If you feel that way just don't vote.

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Aromatic Stretch
Nov 4, 2009
Spoiling a ballot in some 'creative' way is completely pointless. Just put the ballot in blank if you want to protest vote. A blank ballot sends a clearer message as well if they differentiate between the ways in which a ballot is spoiled.

Lugaloco
Jun 29, 2011

Ice to see you!

In 2010 Labour won in my constituency with over 47% of the vote, gaining 3.5% and the SNP came second with 26% and a gain of 8%.


If the Greens put a candidate up in my constituency I'll vote for them but they won't so I'll be torn between SNP and Labour. The only reason I'm even remotely considering voting Labour is because my MP is somewhat decent. My vote probably will go to the SNP.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Jack the Lad posted:

Spoiling your ballot accomplishes nothing but wasting your time and the ballot counter's time.

If you feel that way just don't vote.

Participating in democracy is never a waste of time, even in non representative elections.

Organised boycotts is one thing but just not showing up is dumb.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Bozza posted:

"Heaping more poo poo" how exactly? Are we seriously arguing that someone counting ballots is going to be shaken and upset by a badly drawn dong? Will this cause them to faint in the loving polling station because of the sense of outrage they will feel as the democratic process has been so flippantly insulted?

Jesus Christ, get a loving grip.

What if they like badly drawn cocks? What then eh?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

namesake posted:

This, and the actual hard work of determining if someone writing 'not these wankers' meant all the choices or showed an actual preference. The obviously and comically spoiled ballot is the humanitarian way to spoil.

Also how often do you get to draw dicks on government forms?

Every month when I pay my council tax

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
Will be voting Labour in Bristol Souf. First general election vote :baby:

Interesting thing to add here (Northern Ireland related so most of you can stop reading now). My mum is seriously considering voting for one of the nationalist parties next year because they took a stand against the Tories' insistence that the NI Assembly implement Westminster welfare reform despite all of the unique and horrible problems the place faces that result from the continuing fallout from 30 years of civil war. The fines that are being imposed on the NI Assembly's budget because of the nationalists' refusal to budge are putting her job at risk, and she had just seen Cameron on TV that evening making an anti-charity appeal to the nationalists to please not have a heart and punish your poors, but it was still quite a shock to hear her say this.

We are culturally British (not the cartoon bigot kind, just insofar as we have British passports and a Scottish surname and feel much more connected to UK society than to Irish society) but she said that if a border poll were called tomorrow she would for the first time in her life have to give it serious thought. It really resonated with me having just been in Scotland for the referendum there and hearing so many people feeling almost under attack from the UK government. Can't help but wonder if Ed Milliband was onto something with his One Nation thing (what happened to that, anyway?), and you do have to give credit to our PM and Conservative and Unionist party led government for causing so many of us to question whether we want to be British :stare:

edited to tear down that wall of text

gorki fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Oct 1, 2014

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jedit posted:

And as I have to explain to you loving retarded children every single goddamn motherfucking time an election draws nigh: you are expressing your displeasure with the ruling elite by making GBS threads on the proletariat.

If you don't want to vote for any of the parties, put a blank paper in the box or write "None" on it. That way you get your little protest, but some low paid worker who is giving up a night's sleep and a day's leave to get a bit of extra cash doesn't get obscenities and abuse waved in front of their eyes at 3am.


Oh heavens above! Infamy of infamies! A momentary glance at a badly drawn cock and balls before it gets tossed in the "spoilt" pile!


Did I miss that part of "combat liberalism"?

quote:

"The twelfth type of liberalism is drawing a cock on your pointless ballot- don't do it comrade, my granny was a ballot counter and had a cardiac arrest when someone drew a big ole' veiny dong and she got a bit het up" - Mao

gently caress, sorry everyone, I have been holding back the inevitable success of the peoples revolution by drawing peenies.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Jack the Lad posted:

Spoiling your ballot accomplishes nothing but wasting your time and the ballot counter's time.

If you feel that way just don't vote.

That gets confused with apathy though

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

DesperateDan posted:

Oh heavens above! Infamy of infamies! A momentary glance at a badly drawn cock and balls before it gets tossed in the "spoilt" pile!


Did I miss that part of "combat liberalism"?


gently caress, sorry everyone, I have been holding back the inevitable success of the peoples revolution by drawing peenies.

Yeah this is the most spurious argument Ive heard yet.

Also why the fuckign assumption that people involved in vote counting are oppressed members of the working class? They usally look like posh middle class fuckers to me.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
You could indicate your voting preference by clearly drawing a crude approximation of a phallus within the box next to the name of the candidate you are voting for which would make everybody happy.

Though I wouldn't do that for fear of triggering a dysphoric episode at the counting station and I don't think anyone else should either.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
I just realised this is actually a passable caricature of Alex Salmond.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jack the Lad posted:

Spoiling your ballot accomplishes nothing but wasting your time and the ballot counter's time.

If you feel that way just don't vote.
Not voting increases the chance that fringe independent wingnuts (and fringe BNP wingnuts etc) get enough of a percent to get their deposit back though. Spoiled ballots still count as a ballot. Even if you loathe every candidate on the ballot to a point where you couldn't in good conscience vote for any, you can still lodge a vote against those parties by spoiling.

Lugaloco
Jun 29, 2011

Ice to see you!

Zephro posted:

I just realised this is actually a passable caricature of Alex Salmond.







I can see it.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014

Bozza posted:

"Heaping more poo poo" how exactly? Are we seriously arguing that someone counting ballots is going to be shaken and upset by a badly drawn dong? Will this cause them to faint in the loving polling station because of the sense of outrage they will feel as the democratic process has been so flippantly insulted?

Jesus Christ, get a loving grip.

I think it would be sheer number of badly drawn knobs making it difficult for you to do your job in an already sleep deprived state. I kind of imagine it would be like being forced to stay up all night doing sudoku and being goatsed every few seconds. Nobody deserves that :(

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
:baby:

See?

I was thinking the other day about which party leaders in Britain are actually good at their jobs, in the sense of being able to argue in a way that people find convincing, to connect with voters and so on. My list basically boiled down to Alex Salmond and Nigel Farage.

Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried
im the ballot paper. with a cock on it.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
They're volunteers though, aren't they?

Therefore it's safe to assume that anyone volunteering to do the job wants to see badly drawn cocks. As such, it would be morally wrong to not draw a cock, because that would deprive them of their deepest desires.

Looks like you're the monster after all :smug:

Broniki
Sep 2, 2009

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what's the overlap between people who try to spoil their ballot in creative ways and people who screencap their "epic takedowns" of people they disagree with on facebook

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
So apparently Martin Lee and Anson Chan (two well-known democracy campaigners in Hong Kong) were over for a visit a few months back and Cameron refused to even meet them. I wonder how many times a sitting PM has deliberately snubbed someone with a GCMG. I remember, in 1997, watching as Britain promised to keep an eye out for its former colonial outpost and to make sure China honoured the commitment it signed up to in the Joint Declaration that Hong Kong would be able to elect its leaders.

But then Britain has a long history of utter loving cowardice when it comes to Hong Kong, dating back to the refusal to give out proper passports in the aftermath of Tiananmen, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. This time round the government have said almost nothing at all about the protests, which is shameful.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The passport thing was lovely, but do you think that Cameron making a formal statement about the protests would have a positive effect?

I'm sure that the Chinese government would resent anything that sounded like the West telling them how to handle affairs, and any support for the protesters could be spun into "The protests are supported by old colonialists, not a genuine will of the people."

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Guavanaut posted:

The passport thing was lovely, but do you think that Cameron making a formal statement about the protests would have a positive effect?

I'm sure that the Chinese government would resent anything that sounded like the West telling them how to handle affairs, and any support for the protesters could be spun into "The protests are supported by old colonialists, not a genuine will of the people."

It's a very awkward position. No-one wants to bring the ire of the chinese government on them. I think a cautious distance will be observed by all of the parties over this.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN


If Labour were competent they might have been able to do something with this. Oh well.

From here: http://twitter.com/richards_bd/status/517292577251680256/photo/1

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I have no idea who to vote for, my new (but still rural) constituency has been Tory since 1909 (apart from two years where the MP crossed the floor to Labour), I could only genuinely vote for a party like TUSC or Left Unity, and the only small parties standing in my area last time were UKIP, BNP, Green and English Democrats. What am I meant to do?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Guavanaut posted:

The passport thing was lovely, but do you think that Cameron making a formal statement about the protests would have a positive effect?

I'm sure that the Chinese government would resent anything that sounded like the West telling them how to handle affairs, and any support for the protesters could be spun into "The protests are supported by old colonialists, not a genuine will of the people."

HK poster Bloodnose has made this exact point elsewhere in D&D.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Guavanaut posted:

The passport thing was lovely, but do you think that Cameron making a formal statement about the protests would have a positive effect?

I'm sure that the Chinese government would resent anything that sounded like the West telling them how to handle affairs, and any support for the protesters could be spun into "The protests are supported by old colonialists, not a genuine will of the people."
No. But I think at least meeting with Lee and Chan would have been a good idea, especially since they were here before the protests even started. Although it's worth noting that Martin Lee himself disagrees that Britain should just shut up, and I'd trust him to have a reasonable sense of how a statement would go down in HK.

It's not like much is needed. Cameron could just remind China that they signed up to free elections back in 84. That would go down better than total silence.

quote:

No-one wants to bring the ire of the chinese government on them.
Yeah, this is basically the cowardly attitude of the entire British state. Chris Patten spent five years proving that there was no need to be quite so cringing, but no-one in London was interested in listening.

Zephro fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Oct 1, 2014

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I'll be voting SNP for the general election and discussing with SSP, RIC and Greens how to promote the best result for Scotland at the GE. I'll probably vote SSP at the Holyrood elections in 2016 and the council elections in 2017, our council government is a sham.

Just to remind people that the Scottish Greens are a completely separate party to the England and Wales Green party and AFAIK are much much better when it comes to anti-science and woo stuff (as in, there's really not that much and they're all watermelons). A lot of people I respect quite a lot politically have joined the Greens, but the chance to shape a Socialist party from nothing was too good to pass up.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
The Chinese government is going to say it's supported by foreigners no matter what. They've already decided it's a CIA/US/Western/James Bond conspiracy and are hammering that line good and hard. Making a statement about it is not going to make a difference in that regard.

Many of the actual protesters, however, have appealed to the UK government to show some measure of even just moral support and on that account I think it would be better for the UK government to show that they aren't being ignored by the world.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

mrpwase posted:

I have no idea who to vote for, my new (but still rural) constituency has been Tory since 1909 (apart from two years where the MP crossed the floor to Labour), I could only genuinely vote for a party like TUSC or Left Unity, and the only small parties standing in my area last time were UKIP, BNP, Green and English Democrats. What am I meant to do?
If I were in that situation I'd vote Green. It's not going to make a difference to the cabinet or policy, but it might help them get their deposit back, and every vote helps the BNP and English Democrats lose their deposit so they have to steal scrap metal or whatever they were doing last time and hopefully not field a candidate there again.

Or if you really oppose voting Green, then draw some pretty flowers instead (only so we don't get back onto dickchat).

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

serious gaylord posted:

It's a very awkward position. No-one wants to bring the ire of the chinese government on them. I think a cautious distance will be observed by all of the parties over this.

No one is meeting the Dalai Lama either for the same reason.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I hate the working classes, so I am going to draw as many willies on my ballot paper as I possibly can, just to remind them who is in charge.

Although in all likelihood, I won't even bother to walk to the voting station because my constituency is so solidly Tory that two-thirds of their voters could kill themselves the day before the election and they would still take the seat.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

You realise you are all talking about an election that is at least six months away? Not that the parties are magically going to get better, but at least save that kind of useless bullshit for when it (barely) matters.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Gorn Myson posted:

my constituency is so solidly Tory that two-thirds of their voters could kill themselves the day before the election and they would still take the seat.

Eh, I'll take it.

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

Zero Gravitas posted:

You realise you are all talking about an election that is at least six months away? Not that the parties are magically going to get better, but at least save that kind of useless bullshit for when it (barely) matters.

With fixed-term parliaments, the election campaign never really stops. I really hate that the Tories introduced them, as it's pushing our politics in an even more American direction.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Serotonin posted:

Yeah this is the most spurious argument Ive heard yet.

Also why the fuckign assumption that people involved in vote counting are oppressed members of the working class? They usally look like posh middle class fuckers to me.

well it's largely students and retirees wanting a bit of extra cash for a one off night's work. so yeah.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

"A vote for Ukip is a vote for Labour, a vote for Ukip is a vote for Ed Miliband and Ed Balls. They are the people who will run the country if people vote Ukip."

George Osbourne last week, or this thread today?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Tory Conference by Cassetteboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Serotonin posted:


Also why the fuckign assumption that people involved in vote counting are oppressed members of the working class? They usally look like posh middle class fuckers to me.

Assumption? I don't have to assume anything, I'm one of them. There's a regular crew of people who do it that includes street sweepers and the people who work at recycling centres, among others. I think the highest graded council employee I've ever met counting votes was PA to a departmental head. On the whole, though, your definition of "posh middle class fucker" appears to be "someone who has a job".

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Jedit do you know a guy named Nathan Morrison?

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