Cam Newton Goes From Metaphorical Car Wreck to Actual

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Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

have any reporters even discussed the other car or the other driver or the two passengers? I would find it very hard to believe anyone on the passenger side of Cammy cam's truck is fine but I haven't seen a word

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Adm Schfter @AdamSchefter � 15s

Cam Newton has passed away.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 19:54

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

Adm Schfter @AdamSchefter · 15s

Cam Newton has passed away.

RIP in pizza, Cam.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 19:55

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Retail Slave posted:

So why is the stadium in the background? Did this happen on stadium grounds? Or did they just happen to tow it there for him or what?

The BoA stadium sign and highway are at the bottom left of this area view.

waah fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Dec 9, 2014

# ? Dec 9, 2014 19:56

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

bhsman posted:

Wasn't Brady in a car accident a few years ago, though?

Hope Cam and anyone else involved in the accident is OK.

Yes but he crashed the right way

My dad has gone from quiet to full on racist since Obama's second term.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 19:57

RonMexicosPitbull: Feb 28, 2012; by Ralp

Thanks for the family update.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 19:57

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

I guess he was on the way to the stadium to do an interview with NFL Live and Trey Wingo.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:00

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

Thanks for the family update.

No problem I'll keep you posted.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:02

MJBuddy: Sep 22, 2008; Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Hope everything turns out ok for him. Wreck looks horrible.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:03

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

thompson posted:

I guess he was on the way to the stadium to do an interview with NFL Live and Trey Wingo.

Jesus I would have crashed my car too

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:03

bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

Aye Doc posted:

have any reporters even discussed the other car or the other driver or the two passengers? I would find it very hard to believe anyone on the passenger side of Cammy cam's truck is fine but I haven't seen a word

Was there another car or driver or passengers

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:03

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

ZenVulgarity posted:

Yes but he crashed the right way

My dad has gone from quiet to full on racist since Obama's second term.

"Racism's still alive ~~they just be concealing it~~"

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:04

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

thompson posted:

Any car that flips on a right hand turn correction will kill the passenger if you're going fast enough. That's just the way the weight lands most of the time. Now flip correcting left and you have yourself a problem if you're the driver.

Sshhh don't give him ideas

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:04

Rod Munch: Jul 17, 2001

Thank goodness he wasn't riding in the bed of the truck.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:05

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Retail Slave posted:

So why is the stadium in the background? Did this happen on stadium grounds? Or did they just happen to tow it there for him or what?

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:06

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

bigmcgaffney posted:

Was there another car or driver or passengers

not according to any major news organization!

another car was definitely involved, early reports said one passenger per vehicle but now reports are no passenger in at least Cam's truck but I haven't seen anything about the other car

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:06

Philip J Fry: Apr 25, 2007; go outside and have a blast

The high center of gravity on that uselessly lifted bro-dozer sure didn't help any.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:06

bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

Aye Doc posted:

not according to any major news organization!

another car was definitely involved, early reports said one passenger per vehicle but now reports are no passenger in at least Cam's truck but I haven't seen anything about the other car

This isn't about Cam Newton. This is about ethics and integrity in sports journalism #newtongate

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:11

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:12

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

bigmcgaffney posted:

Was there another car or driver or passengers

It was a 2-car accident. Newton's injuries are "non life-threatening" as reported by SportsCenter.

Anyone have the condition of the other driver or who was more at fault for the accident?

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:14

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

Retail Slave posted:

It was a 2-car accident. Newton's injuries are "non life-threatening" as reported by SportsCenter.

Anyone have the condition of the other driver or who was more at fault for the accident?

Also "non life-threatening"

quote:

"Mr. Newton was involved in a two car collision on S. Church street in Charlotte at approximately 12:30 today," the Charlotte police said in a statement. "He and the driver of the other vehicle were both transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries. The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department is investigating the cause of the wreck."

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:15

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Retail Slave posted:

It was a 2-car accident. Newton's injuries are "non life-threatening" as reported by SportsCenter.

Anyone have the condition of the other driver or who was more at fault for the accident?

The driver's non life-threatening as well, and the person didn't stop at the sign.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Blitz7x posted:

nice

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:25

beejay: Apr 7, 2002

One time I was driving to high school football practice and I flipped onto the driver's side and they took me to the hospital on a stretcher and I felt fine but then I died. And my dad was super racist about it.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:25

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

evilweasel posted:

Also "non life-threatening"

thanks!

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:27

RonMexicosPitbull: Feb 28, 2012; by Ralp

I think the real question on everyones mind is 4 words. "Start em or sit em?"

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:30

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

I think the real question on everyones mind is 4 words. "Start em or sit em?"

thats 5

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:31

bigmcgaffney: Apr 19, 2009

I wonder if god gave him the opponents gameplan before sending cam back down to gaia, get ready to lose some draft picks carolina

Edit: also I heard the other driver was an intern for New Orleans

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:31

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

wheez the roux posted:

i see jake gyllenhaal's shadow

I recognize and appreciate this.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:31

RonMexicosPitbull: Feb 28, 2012; by Ralp

Mel Mudkiper posted:

thats 5

goddamn it

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:32

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Guy can't finish a drive

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:34

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

sweet thursday posted:

Guy can't finish a drive

nice

beejay posted:

One time I was driving to high school football practice and I flipped onto the driver's side and they took me to the hospital on a stretcher and I felt fine but then I died. And my dad was super racist about it.

also nice

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:35

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

sweet thursday posted:

Guy can't finish a drive

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:36

RonMexicosPitbull: Feb 28, 2012; by Ralp

My dad said "that sucks" so its kind of ambiguous either way. Severing just in case.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:37

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

I think the real question on everyones mind is 4 words. "Start em or sit em?"

Sit him for two weeks so that Derek Anderson plays against the Browns.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:37

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

My dad said "that sucks" so its kind of ambiguous either way. Severing just in case.

No one cares what the sperm donor to your lesbian mothers thinks, you SJW.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:42

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

This is what head coaches fear when their quarterbacks escape to the outside

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:43

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Carolina Panthers ‏@Panthers 14m14 minutes ago

Cam Newton is in fair condition and undergoing tests at Carolinas Medical Center and will remain there overnight for observation.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:45

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Cam has died of dysentery.

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RIP TO HIM AND, THANKS

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