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Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Keep up the diplomacy. If he won't let us have a look at the birdhouse then stab and take pants. If he'll let us pass now we can pass on the pants for a chance to recruit him later.

Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 25, 2014

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Shinarato
Apr 22, 2013
Recruit using father

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013
Promise political power

Every prospective Goblin King needs a grand vizier, a royal chancellor, and possibly a grand high mugwump.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Undead Hippo posted:

Promise family power

Every prospective Goblin King needs a son--besides, this goblins seems to be missing a father anyways.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

"I HAVE 001 SWORD"

64bitrobot
Apr 20, 2009

Likes to Lurk
>Wiggle Sword:ovr:

Ghost Stromboli
Mar 31, 2011
I think we can all agree that we're aiming for a slave here rather than some sort of "buddy" that would "help us" out of "the kindness in his heart." So that being said, threaten it with sword.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
>GIVE GOBLIN 401(K), FULL DENTAL:ovr:

Bacter
Jan 27, 2012

Nie wywoluj wilka z lasu, glupku.
promise cacti amnesty

We need to let him know he'd be getting in on the ground floor of the goblin empire. Those cacti might become royally protected wilderness areas if he plays his cards right.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Bregor posted:

>GIVE GOBLIN 401(K), FULL DENTAL:ovr:
I laughed so much I nearly choked.

Go for this please.

Wentley
Feb 7, 2012

Bregor posted:

>GIVE GOBLIN 401(K), FULL DENTAL:ovr:
Yep.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jan 13, 2015

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Aw nuts, I broke a rule. :smith:

>GIVE 401K, FULL DENTAL:ovr:

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
> GIVE GOB 401K & DENTAL

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Bregor posted:

Aw nuts, I broke a rule. :smith:

>GIVE 401K, FULL DENTAL:ovr:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Tell origin to goblin.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
I can't believe I missed something this awesome. ORDER HIM TO VOLUNTEER

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Cathulhu posted:

Give hug to goblin

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
http://www.charactercountonline.com/

:v:

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Dec 25, 2014

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.


There's also the "check message length" button at the bottom of the message input area.

ONLY AFTER SIX MONTHS

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
LIE ELOQUENTLY

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
> 4% match, 2 yr vesting

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Boy, he drives a hard bargain!

>GIVE ORB SHARING:ovr:

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Dec 25, 2014

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
>Yes (lie)

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire
Trade golden parachute:ovr:

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
> After quit, tax rule

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Sormus posted:

>Yes (lie)

Disco_Bandit
Sep 8, 2006

Sormus posted:

>Yes (lie)

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire
If we lie that means we can't sword cacti and get birdhouse!

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006








BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Dec 25, 2014

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
MATE WITH CACTUS

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
CUT HOLE IN CACTUS

Bacter
Jan 27, 2012

Nie wywoluj wilka z lasu, glupku.
GOBLIN PARTY!!

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

CUT CACTUS
followed by
GET BIRDHOUSE
then
CHECK HOUSE FOR BIRDS

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

CELEBRATE SUCCESS

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

Bacter posted:

GOBLIN PARTY!!

TheMcD posted:

CELEBRATE SUCCESS

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
ASK GOBLIN ABOUT ORBS

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BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006






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