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TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Ozz81 posted:

The fact that the owner treats employees well and pays a good living wage while providing decent benefits and still making money hand over fist is proof that other companies are doing something wrong and being greedy assfaces

They gently caress their suppliers pretty hard and sloppy if that makes you feel any differently about anything

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Phineus
Jul 21, 2008

Good to the last drop.

Mojo Threepwood posted:

Oh I didn't know it was only 90 days now. Yeah it was definitely a case of some bad apples ruining for everyone. When someone brought in a 10 year old TV that worked fine and gets their money back, it was a total loss for Costco. That can't be put back on the shelf or sent back to the vendor, just a big margin hit.

I bought a TV at costco a year or two ago and they offer a warranty that you can purchase for like $100 that's still incredibly good. It's like 5 years no questions asked if it breaks we'll send people to come pick it up so you don't have to haul your big rear end TV anywhere.

I think my only complaint about Costco is that they don't seem to carry pants in anything bigger than a 40 but I guess that is probably an indication that I should get my fat rear end off the couch and lose 2 inches off my waist to reap the benefits of cheap pants.

goku chewbacca
Dec 14, 2002

Phineus posted:

I think my only complaint about Costco is that they don't seem to carry pants in anything bigger than a 40 but I guess that is probably an indication that I should get my fat rear end off the couch and lose 2 inches off my waist to reap the benefits of cheap pants.

Just 2?

Seriously Safe
Sep 7, 2009
A cashier at the snack bar gave my dog a plate of chicken scraps because she said he looked tired. :shobon: I was taking him on a walk and was making a pit stop to grab something to eat.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Seriously Safe posted:

A cashier at the snack bar gave my dog a plate of chicken scraps because she said he looked tired. :shobon: I was taking him on a walk and was making a pit stop to grab something to eat.

You got to bring dogge inside? :3:

Phineus
Jul 21, 2008

Good to the last drop.

Got to start somewhere I suppose?

The worst part of the situation is the size listing shows 42-30 available but I've never once been able to actually find a pair of 42's...

sock it to me!
Feb 7, 2010
I bought a 52 inch Samsung tv at costco for >600 bux iirc.

I also buy all my jeans for work there. 14 bux for decent looking Kirklands that can take a beating.

One benefit that has been undersold in
this thread is the massive quantities of healthy food you can buy there. You can get unhealthy poo poo too, but I go there every two weeks and load up on chicken breasts, salmon, broccoli, rice, and 5 dozen eggs for ~50 bucks. Add a few snacks and fruits and you and your family can eat healthy and well for what you'd pay at Walmart for literal garbage.

Also no fat poors in scooters, which is well worth $45/year.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I am unfamiliar with salmon. What do you buy?

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Accretionist posted:

I am unfamiliar with salmon. What do you buy?
They have fresh salmon in the refrigerated cases but I always go for the big bags of frozen individually wrapped filets. The regular farmed salmon is perfectly fine but sometimes they have wild-caught Alaskan, which is quite a bit more expensive but worth it IMO.

They're also good for frozen shrimp and sole, and more dirt-cheap tilapia than any human being could ever hope to consume. Their fish prices fluctuate A LOT so if it seems too spendy, check back another time.

There's also the salmon burgers which keep getting namechecked and with good cause because they're awesome.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Phineus posted:

Got to start somewhere I suppose?

The worst part of the situation is the size listing shows 42-30 available but I've never once been able to actually find a pair of 42's...

All the other fat people got there first obv

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Shopping at Costco gives good odds of spotting a former or current President/Vice President/Presidential candidate

spider bethlehem
Oct 5, 2007
Makin with the stabbins
If you say you're going in for booze they let you in without a card and you can buy booze without a card, at least you could as of 2009 (when I got my membership :agesilaus:) owing to how America's liquor/private club laws work. It's called a 99 and they'll do it with a minimum of fuss in most places except if you go to whichever magic Evil Costco that whatsisname upthread goes to where they'll probably just kill you out of hand or something

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
since this is apparently The Costco Thread, are the benefits from getting an executive business membership really worth twice the amount of a normal business membership?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
also: my favorite thing about costco is the cheap garbage delicious pizza

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

since this is apparently The Costco Thread, are the benefits from getting an executive business membership really worth twice the amount of a normal business membership?

For Sam's Club the "preferred" membership is definitely worth it as you get a 40% discount on generic meds from their pharmacy. If you have regular prescriptions it pays for itself in only a few months.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

spider bethlehem posted:

If you say you're going in for booze they let you in without a card and you can buy booze without a card, at least you could as of 2009 (when I got my membership :agesilaus:) owing to how America's liquor/private club laws work. It's called a 99 and they'll do it with a minimum of fuss in most places except if you go to whichever magic Evil Costco that whatsisname upthread goes to where they'll probably just kill you out of hand or something

FYI this depends on your state.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

FYI avoid the 10 lb Perdue bags of chicken, compared to the Kirkland 6.5 lb bags, they're absolute garbage. All flattened and gristly. The individually wrapped Kirkland frozen breasts are a million times better.


Costco is awesome. Gimme dat 32 oz package of Provolone slices, yes please.

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

atomicthumbs posted:

since this is apparently The Costco Thread, are the benefits from getting an executive business membership really worth twice the amount of a normal business membership?

It depends if you buy enough that the 2% back is worth it.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Well, this has pretty much convinced me to get a Costco membership. We just got one on the edge of town late last year. I was considering Sam's Club, but I'm not exactly a fan of the Waltons. But cheap groceries, toilet paper, and gas (if they have gas at our location, not sure) seems like a good idea.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I'm thinking I might go with the exec package since I do have meds I get discounts on at Sam's.

I'm also about due for a refill, so I might as well save some delicious :homebrew: and get em while I shop.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

atomicthumbs posted:

since this is apparently The Costco Thread, are the benefits from getting an executive business membership really worth twice the amount of a normal business membership?

My executive membership has paid off my fees for the next years membership two years running now.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Yeah I've decided to get a membership. How does the membership sharing work there again? You have to share a residence or something right?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I'm thinking I might go with the exec package since I do have meds I get discounts on at Sam's.

I'm also about due for a refill, so I might as well save some delicious :homebrew: and get em while I shop.

Quoting myself so people see what I'm talking about.

I checked with the pharmacy at the semi local one, and there's no difference between the regular membership price and the executive membership price for meds via the pharmacy.

Also, to get back the 55$ that you'd spend on the executive membership, you'd have to spend 2750$ annually, so if you do that, that's your 55$ 2% reward. If you don't, it might be worth just going with a regular membership.

LTBS
Oct 9, 2003

Big Pimpin, Spending the G's
If you haven't tried them yet, Cilantro Lime Shrimp.

2lb bag of brussel sprouts for $4

meat for days

I like the small appliance (kitchen and home) aisles.

kmcormick9
Feb 2, 2004
Magenta Alert
I got a $80 cleaver for $11. Had I not just received 2 >$100 chef's knives for xmas, I would have gotten the $120 one for $30, too.

Get a thing of rotisserie chicken salad and a pack of tortillas. Lunch for 2 weeks.


$10 box of fiber one bars to keep me full and gassy at work for weeks


$30 xmas trees

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Are those chef knives any good, or are they celebrity endorsed poo poo? I need a chef's knife.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Roommate brought home two things of huge costco muffins and they are loving delicious

flappin fish
Jul 4, 2005

atomicthumbs posted:

since this is apparently The Costco Thread, are the benefits from getting an executive business membership really worth twice the amount of a normal business membership?

I was talked into upgrading at the register when they told me if I didn't make back the extra $55, they'd refund the difference. I didn't make it back and when I renewed as a regular member, they did the refund before I even asked about it.

Seconding the small appliances, and I'm all about the giant bags of pistachios. And their ice cream is a higher fat % than any other brand.

kmcormick9
Feb 2, 2004
Magenta Alert
I don't recall the brand tight now but it was a high end food service grade knife they don't usually carry and not the usual cusinart junk they sell year round.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

Roommate brought home two things of huge costco muffins and they are loving delicious

I used to buy those for like £5 for a tray of 12 and sell them at school for £1.50 each, it was great, and a shitload of profit for a 13 year old.

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside
I really enjoy not working there anymore. That's pretty fuckin sweet.

Sticky
Jan 1, 2006

Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmothers.
Our Costco opened just a couple months ago and I bought a giant bag of cranberries. We made so many craizens.

Also because of New Yorks liquor laws they have to attach the liquor on the side and tell you its totally not part of/owned by Costco. I found a bottle of Stagg Jr there once.

SlickDealer
Dec 13, 2014

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.
I got my law degree there.


/No, not really, but I work at Costco. Being a single guy, I don't really buy much there besides gas and workout shakes.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Got a 24 of a nice local IPA for $26. It's usually $9-$10 for a 6er. Also got 82 pounds of litter for my co worker with 8 cats for $19.

SierraEchoBravo
Jun 23, 2010

The American Dream posted:

Got a 24 of a nice local IPA for $26. It's usually $9-$10 for a 6er. Also got 82 pounds of litter for my co worker with 8 cats for $19.

Username/post combo.

I wish there was a Costco closer than a 40 minute drive, I want large quantities of consumer products.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mojo Threepwood posted:

Oh I didn't know it was only 90 days now. Yeah it was definitely a case of some bad apples ruining for everyone. When someone brought in a 10 year old TV that worked fine and gets their money back, it was a total loss for Costco. That can't be put back on the shelf or sent back to the vendor, just a big margin hit.

They seriously have the most liberal return policy ever. Whenever I'm there I like to check out what wacky poo poo people are returning and half the line is people returning food, without fail. Costco is the only place I ever see people returning food and it's fascinating to me. I guess if you buy a 40-pack of some cereal and you don't like it, Costco's gotcha back.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I know this has probably already been mentioned but is there a Costco gas station that's not constantly over flowing into the streets? Because holy poo poo

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I know this has probably already been mentioned but is there a Costco gas station that's not constantly over flowing into the streets? Because holy poo poo

Its all about timing. In Idaho Costco was always mega busy. Here in Iowa you can always get right in. Strangely, its busier here than in Idaho, so I guess its just more efficient or something.

Also we get the executive membership and it does pay for itself.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The American Dream posted:

Got a 24 of a nice local IPA for $26. It's usually $9-$10 for a 6er. Also got 82 pounds of litter for my co worker with 8 cats for $19.

Seems like a good bundling strategy

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The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
The litter and the two 24s were the first things I bought. Pushing those around the store was a bit of a workout

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