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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

her and sedan chair should get together and produce a glistening marble white baby.

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Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
her husband wrote a song about her that includes the lyric "the sweetest vajayjay/more cosmic than the milky way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-AKfb5MwQ

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Emanuel Collective posted:

her husband wrote a song about her that includes the lyric "the sweetest vajayjay/more cosmic than the milky way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-AKfb5MwQ

HaYouKnowItsTrue™ 2 hours ago
Transracial on fleek...

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

if she can find even one black ancestor she can sorta claim that shes black at least if it was the year 1915

one drop rule b***h

neat historical fact: this guy was the head of the naacp for 25 years and forreal named Walter White



he was of mixed african & european ancestry

Homer Plessy of the famous SCOTUS case Plessy v Ferguson was only 1/8th black

this woman is all white tho lmao

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


that's a pimpin kilt

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


Claiming to be part native is the whitest thing ever

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Cacator posted:

Claiming to be part native is the whitest thing ever

idk I see 1/15 Cherokees do it all the time

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


my bony fealty posted:


Homer Plessy of the famous SCOTUS case Plessy v Ferguson was only 1/8th black


This checks out, he's not smiling for his picture.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this poor hero had many hatecrimes commtied against her by the whtie hateful body she inhbits when it forced her black mind againsts its will to mail letters to themself filled with racism against her afroamerican soul....she pshes back against these threats and hate and the whole black cimmunity rose behind her like a epic big wicked anubis

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



When did they make Iggy Azalea the NAACP president?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Bip Roberts posted:

That wasn't a very good episode of TNG.

:golfclap:

broken boy soldier
May 19, 2006
http://www.cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_385adfeb-76f3-5050-98b4-d4bf021c423f.html

"Multiple interviewers have reported that Dolezal told them she was born in a teepee in Montana. The detail appeared in 2012 in a profile for Spokane Coeur d'Alene Living magazine and several times in interviews and features published by EWU's student newspaper.
"That is totally false," Ruthanne said.
Dolezal's mother said she and Larry lived in a teepee for a while in 1974, when they were first married and three years before Dolezal was born.
'That was the end of living in the teepee,' Ruthanne said."

I too, was born a black child in a Montana Tepee. #TEPEESMATTER

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
is her husband black?

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
i guesss if you're gonna bullshit, commit to it

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
someone give this lady a loving oscar for an outstanding performance

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

broken boy soldier posted:

http://www.cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_385adfeb-76f3-5050-98b4-d4bf021c423f.html

"Multiple interviewers have reported that Dolezal told them she was born in a teepee in Montana. The detail appeared in 2012 in a profile for Spokane Coeur d'Alene Living magazine and several times in interviews and features published by EWU's student newspaper.
"That is totally false," Ruthanne said.
Dolezal's mother said she and Larry lived in a teepee for a while in 1974, when they were first married and three years before Dolezal was born.
'That was the end of living in the teepee,' Ruthanne said."

I too, was born a black child in a Montana Tepee. #TEPEESMATTER

After living in the teepee they moved into a wigwam. That's where she was born. She was however raised in a yurt.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

After living in the teepee they moved into a wigwam. That's where she was born. She was however raised in a yurt.

Sounds like her childhood was too tense.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

glowing-fish posted:

Sounds like her childhood was too tense.

whiff

you meant intense

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
She might have been blacker than James West was heterosexual:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/us/a-mayors-secret-life-jolts-a-northwest-city.html

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

dunno why they're acting surprised; there are no black people in washington

broken boy soldier
May 19, 2006

Blue Train posted:

dunno why they're acting surprised; there are no black people in washington

In Montana and North Idaho there's somehow even less then that.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
Person raised by hippies is insanely hosed up.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I identify as transnigger
(It's okay for me to say because I identify as black)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm a transhonky

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

quote:

"And for Jim West, it's tragic. There are openly gay legislators and openly gay Republicans. But he's obviously uncomfortable with his identity."

Yeah but they're not the same people.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
oval office, mooncrackah

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

white ppl 2 turnt up
smdh

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
this is G.K. Butterfirld, prominent black representative from North Carolina

this is Benjamin Jealous, former president and CEO of the NAACP

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I just saw a selection of Twitter stuff about this, and it's loving hilarious to see left and right converge and hate on this person

(for slightly different reasons, of course, but still)

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


good enough for a poke

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
This reminds me of those people who fake having cancer to get attention. There's gotta be something pathological going on there.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

this is G.K. Butterfirld, prominent black representative from North Carolina

this is Benjamin Jealous, former president and CEO of the NAACP

crackers sabotaging the black man once again

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





lmao, this calls for a full investigation into the heritage of all NAACP leaders!

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Entropic posted:

This reminds me of those people who fake having cancer to get attention. There's gotta be something pathological going on there.

Are you saying Black people are a disease?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
This story made me smile.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

I Dunno
Apr 7, 2014

I like how she seriously just...ran away when questioned about if she was actually black.

Also:
From Twitter.


Had some dude pretend to be her black dad.


Made up some poo poo about her childhood.


This is just the most bizarre poo poo ever.

I Dunno fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Jun 12, 2015

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



loving lol who would want to be a black woman in America? I say that as one

Why yes I want to trade life as as white woman for regular doses of racism, concealer that never matches my skin tone right, and impossible brillo pad hair. Mmm I love either spending hundreds a year on perms or watching my Afro consume combs and various other small objects like that guy in the Harlem Globetrotters cartoon

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