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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Hey ISIS - You Stink! - President Trump

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i'm glad. good

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

the republican base is all riled up with trump fever but the GOP machine is desperate to kneecap the monster because they've lost control of it.


the thing is, the right wing base is entirely fed and fueled by the right wing media machine, their entire ideology comes from these elite lunatics.


right now they are scrambling, tomorrow the lizard people will organize their talking points and there will be a many proat sticknged attack going out in the AM talk radio world, seeing what sticks

this is a great time to tune in to all the right wing shows

MONKEY TRASH!
Jan 8, 2006

let's put this declining empire into freefall baby

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:


this is a great time to tune in to all the right wing shows

nope

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Kitchner posted:

When you think about it, Trump is the President America deserves.

It's like when you see you're son smoking a cigarette, sometimes the best thing to do is make him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes so he gets out off.

Maybe Trump will put America off it's worst impulses.

dang it bobbeh ur hotboxin it

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


if you haven't been listening carefully and taking notes for at least a decade now this must all seem pretty topsy turvy huh?

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
"Hey Putin, you're a real bum!" - President Trump

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Commie NedFlanders posted:

the republican base is all riled up with trump fever but the GOP machine is desperate to kneecap the monster because they've lost control of it.


the thing is, the right wing base is entirely fed and fueled by the right wing media machine, their entire ideology comes from these elite lunatics.


right now they are scrambling, tomorrow the lizard people will organize their talking points and there will be a many proat sticknged attack going out in the AM talk radio world, seeing what sticks

this is a great time to tune in to all the right wing shows

I know you are mostly joking but Trump's numbers prove that the right wing media has no hold over right wing voters. Ands it's driving Fox mad.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"Redistribute this!" Trump yelled at the end of his fifteen minutes, pumping his crotch at Sanders. His look of angry smugness quickly turned to confusion and then pain as Sanders's red stink lines of socialism bent horizontally through the air at Trump, only the pinks of Sanders's eyes showing, and with a just audible pop bits of Trump's hoary cock began spilling alternately out of each pant leg, contained in those little plastic egg things you get out of the 25 cent toy dispensers next to the doors at Walmart. Sanders can be heard chanting under his breath.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

if you haven't been listening carefully and taking notes for at least a decade now this must all seem pretty topsy turvy huh?

haha. it makes perfect sense to me. boring. of course it would be like this... really, it was all down hill since the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Helical Nightmares posted:

I know you are mostly joking but Trump's numbers prove that the right wing media has no hold over right wing voters. Ands it's driving Fox mad.

that's absurd!

the right wing media has created the entire contemporary right wing ideology. trump is the obvious consequence of their ideological maneuvering, it's just that steering culture is a lot like steering a big boat, you can't just jerk the wheel and swerve out of the path of the iceberg when it's right in front of you

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

basement jihadist posted:

haha. it makes perfect sense to me. boring. of course it would be like this... really, it was all down hill since the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner

got any stock picks?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i'm bored with horror

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

got any stock picks?

hmmmm on the horse race or on like the "real" market

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Zzulu posted:

I thought hillary clinton was going to be prez of your country? You're telling me its gonna be Trump now?

The tallest candidate usually wins.

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

fancy sauces posted:

let's put this declining empire into freefall baby

Summed up everything in one sentence. Nice.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Ork of Fiction posted:

The tallest candidate usually wins.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Trumps gonna turn the white house into a skyscraper with a casino ground floor.

It will be a great improvement.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Universe Master posted:

Trumps gonna turn the white house into a skyscraper with a casino ground floor.

It will be a great improvement.

And the casino will somehow lose money

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

mdm posted:

And the casino will somehow lose money

giving back to the American people

what a great president

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
How many decades have u guys tried "making america great again" lol





Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Zzulu posted:

How many decades have u guys tried "making america great again" lol

We did it in the late '40s, '50s, and '60s by bombing the gently caress out of Europe and Asia in the early '40s.

Hmm....

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
President Trump

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Let's build a loving wall across mexico because the mexican government are sending all their undesirables up north and the stupid white house is too stupid to see that that is exactly what is happening

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

concerned mom posted:

N the second millenia of the Christian era, the United States of America comprehended the fairest part of the earth, and the most civilised portion of mankind. The frontiers of that extensive republic were guarded by ancient renown and disciplined valour. The gentle but powerful influence of laws and manners had gradually cemented the union of the states. Their peaceful inhabitants enjoyed and abused the advantages of wealth and luxury. The image of a free constitution was preserved with decent reverence: the American senate appeared to possess the sovereign authority, and devolved on business all the executive powers of government. During a happy period (A.D. 1933-2001) of more than fourscore years, the public administration was conducted by the virtue and abilities of Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Reagan and Clinton. It is the design of this, and of the two succeeding chapters, to describe the prosperous condition of their Republic; and afterwards, from the inauguration of Donald Trump, to deduce the most important circumstances of its decline and fall; a revolution which will ever be remembered, and is still felt by the nations of the earth.

A big wall across the danube

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I half watched that debate last night and Imo it's time for full communism now

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Zzulu posted:

How many decades have u guys tried "making america great again" lol





"Let's make America great again" = an appeal to all Americans to make a concerted effort.
"Make America great again" = That's an order, get to it, loving plebs. I'll be over here doing coke off some hookers' asscracks.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

yessir

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



running on a platform of rosie o'donnelle's FATASS right fellahs trump2016

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I need a job right now so if Trump wants to build a wall hand me some brick and mortar.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

RaceBannon posted:

I need a job right now so if Trump wants to build a wall hand me some brick and mortar.

nah, we need to bring in some cheap mexican labor to keep the taxpayer cost down on our anti-mexican wall.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Universe Master posted:

nah, we need to bring in some cheap mexican labor to keep the taxpayer cost down on our anti-mexican wall.

duh he's gonna make mexico pay for it. i'd love to get my paycheck exchanged into us currency every two weeks.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

fancy sauces posted:

let's put this declining empire into freefall baby

I hope Trump wins and then turns the white house into a new reality TV show, because that is truly the fate America deserves.

I can't even hate the guy anymore, unlike Sarah Palin. She was an opportunistic leech, sure, but it's clear this man's goal is nothing short of trolling legend. He doesn't even need (or probably care) about winning. It's just ridiculous internet flame war tactics and politicians have indeed not learned "do not feed the trolls." No insult, no logic, no reason ever sticks to one.. and the GOP doesn't have much of those things in the first place.

I think the legit best case is he wins the primaries, then loses the race, win/win for everyone. But right now he's a wonderful party-imploding monkey wrench and I just can't get mad about that.

Commie NedFlanders posted:

that's absurd!

the right wing media has created the entire contemporary right wing ideology. trump is the obvious consequence of their ideological maneuvering, it's just that steering culture is a lot like steering a big boat, you can't just jerk the wheel and swerve out of the path of the iceberg when it's right in front of you

It's great because he's basically acting the way they have sold themselves while trying to maintain this veneer and now if anything, they are pissing off their own base. They created a monster and now it is rampaging over the city breathing fire.

Blazing Ownager has issued a correction as of 12:57 on Aug 7, 2015

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I loved it when they asked Trump if he was going to reveal his evidence that the Mexican government were dumping murders and rapers into our country and Trump says. "You know I went to the border the other day and shook a workers hand and he told me the stupid leaders in Washington are stupid, stupid, stupid."

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Blazing Ownager posted:

I hope Trump wins and then turns the white house into a new reality TV show, because that is truly the fate America deserves.

I can't even hate the guy anymore, unlike Sarah Palin. She was an opportunistic leech, sure, but it's clear this man's goal is nothing short of trolling legend. He doesn't even need (or probably care) about winning. It's just ridiculous internet flame war tactics and politicians have indeed not learned "do not feed the trolls." No insult, no logic, no reason ever sticks to one.. and the GOP doesn't have much of those things in the first place.

I think the legit best case is he wins the primaries, then loses the race, win/win for everyone. But right now he's a wonderful party-imploding monkey wrench and I just can't get mad about that.
I'm getting the elaborate troll vibe from him and if that is indeed the case, he's loving brilliant.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Mad Monk posted:

I loved it when they asked Trump if he was going to reveal his evidence that the Mexican government were dumping murders and rapers into our country and Trump says. "You know I went to the border the other day and shook a workers hand and he told me the stupid leaders in Washington are stupid, stupid, stupid."

i was just surprised fox was asking someone to back up their asinine assertion with evidence shits like bizarro world

wid
Sep 7, 2005
Living in paradise (only bombed once)

Blazing Ownager posted:

I hope Trump wins and then turns the white house into a new reality TV show, because that is truly the fate America deserves.

I can't even hate the guy anymore, unlike Sarah Palin. She was an opportunistic leech, sure, but it's clear this man's goal is nothing short of trolling legend. He doesn't even need (or probably care) about winning. It's just ridiculous internet flame war tactics and politicians have indeed not learned "do not feed the trolls." No insult, no logic, no reason ever sticks to one.. and the GOP doesn't have much of those things in the first place.

I think the legit best case is he wins the primaries, then loses the race, win/win for everyone. But right now he's a wonderful party-imploding monkey wrench and I just can't get mad about that.


It's great because he's basically acting the way they have sold themselves while trying to maintain this veneer and now if anything, they are pissing off their own base. They created a monster and now it is rampaging over the city breathing fire.

Except they didn't create him. He saw an opportunity. He saw what the dumb masses wanted and he's giving it to them: showmanship over substance. The whole birth certificate debacle was probably a test bed to him on how much he could push this. Trump is a businessman at the core, he saw an opportunity to make bank by sweet talking the dumb voters.

The right wing media is freaking out because he's stealing away their base by being the candidate they have been promised while not being their Manchurian candidate. If anything, the right wing media created the atmosphere and their base ripe for Trump to harvest.

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

If the Republicans actually nominate Trump, Obama's next press conference is just going to be him saying "Mission Accomplished." and dropping the mic.

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