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AWarmBody posted:Marriage can be great when you learn to tolerate your spouse's lovely hobbies like staying clean and shopping. While it isn't the best thing ever that there are two paragraphs devoted to telling women that they have to like football, and then one paragraph about "I dunno let women do their own poo poo sometimes", the general message of the section is actually halfway decent, even if the examples are weak as all hell. I have one friend that used to ask me for marriage advice, and every single time the answer ended up being the same: "Find something you two like to do, and do it together, you idiot."
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AWarmBody posted:Okay. Here are the "guidelines for him" section. Mmmmm. lol 'it may crush his fragile ego' this ones for you goons
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Sep 7, 2015 13:46
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Yeah the liberal way of loving by age 12 and ending up living 34 alone in an apartment in Hoboken with 3 cats works way better than this outdated, conservative poo poo.
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Sep 7, 2015 13:50
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 It's pretty funny when you think about the fact that a 43 year old man probably made this image
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Yeah the liberal way of loving by age 12 and ending up living 34 alone in an apartment in Hoboken with 3 cats works way better than this outdated, conservative poo poo. If you can afford Hoboken nowadays you're doing alright.
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Sep 7, 2015 14:05
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Da gently caress is Hoboken? Barbies boyfriend after divorce?
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Sep 7, 2015 14:08
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rock music is the person who wrote this 150 years old? "Gotta warn kids about the dangers of watching Elvis sway his hips on the new moving pictures"
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Da gently caress is Hoboken? its an elephant graveyard for single white liberal women
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Sep 7, 2015 14:18
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Parallax Scroll posted:Rock Music vs Good Music
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Sep 7, 2015 14:25
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my mom made me start doing homeschooling starting in 5th grade because my older siblings got into trouble in public school it was kind of a bummer because I was a pretty smart kid who was about to skip a grade, but then my mom pulled me out and said, "this is for your own good" but she was a single mom and there was no one to supervise me all day so I would wake up, watch TV, play nintendo (eventually EQ) all day, and then find the answer book and cheat on my schoolwork before my mom got home. then every few years I had to go to a public school to take an exam and I'd freak out because I hadn't learned anything since 4th grade, but I'd always pass because apparently you learn everything you need to know by 4th grade eventually I got my GED (good enough diploma lol!!!) when I was 17 years old and I never finished college or even picked a major now I work on computers all day like every other goon But yeah, I had textbooks like the OP. my science book taught that god literally created everything in a week and that evolution and science were stupid because they said we evolved from monkeys and if that's true then why do monkeys still exist, checkmate 
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wow your mom did a number on you
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I'll give them one thing. at least they're attempting to write a manual to explain poo poo. All I got was "I don't give a gently caress what you do just don't end up in jail. I'm not going to get you out."
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FreudianSlippers posted:How is it legal for people who don't have teaching degrees to teach their own children? Depends on the state. In my home state, Florida, you had to have an actual teacher look at what you've done every year and sign off on it as being satisfactory for your grade level. Also, there's a free online public school. Lots of my friends used that. I basically did everything online except for algebra, since I had pretended to have done it already and successfully convinced my mom that I had. Then I had to learn it all in two weeks before my college's math placement test and majored in math, so it worked out anyway. What I learned from homeschooling was this: Ehud posted:apparently you learn everything you need to know by 4th grade If I had kids and didn't have to work, then I'd actually prefer to homeschool them. I would just make sure they knew of history and the bare minimum to function in life and get through college. So basically, social skills, basic computer programming, algebra and how to communicate effectively. Other than that I'd want to expose them to a little of everything and then insist that they pick a couple of things to learn a lot about.
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"Homeschooling" with private tutors can be a godsend if your kid is disabled and the school district sucks at special ed.
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A Beka Book is located at Pensacola Christian College, one of those Bible Colleges. This book has these subtle nudges to get people to go to a BC, like the last two sentences of this paragraph:
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peanut posted:Awesome That's like a spin-off of this R.L. Stein classic: 
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I can't believe a beka is still around. My mom bought those horrible things and made me go through them and then made me grade my own work because she was incredibly lazy would rather lay around and listen to rush limbaugh and talk about how right he is than be a good parent. She was somehow surprised when I skipped straight to the answer key. Each time she caught me, she sure was disappointed in me, but not enough to do anything more than yell and cry instead of actually trying to make sure I learned anything (except for math. She sat down and made me do that poo poo at least a few times a month). The 90s were a difficult time for me.
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A bass with barbed wire strings is pretty loving metal though. I wonder if it's been attempted before even though I'm sure nothing good will come out of it.
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Today I learned that Christ is the ultimate versatile and that I wasted all that money on bleach when I could just have become blonde through Pure Thoughts and Good Music. Thanks homeschooling thread.
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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AWarmBody posted:Okay. Here are the "guidelines for him" section. Mmmmm. jesus 
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fuckng meliss and her luxurious apartment overlooking lake mhicigan, i'm glad she's dead
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IcedPee posted:I can't believe a beka is still around. My mom bought those horrible things and made me go through them and then made me grade my own work because she was incredibly lazy would rather lay around and listen to rush limbaugh and talk about how right he is than be a good parent. She was somehow surprised when I skipped straight to the answer key. Each time she caught me, she sure was disappointed in me, but not enough to do anything more than yell and cry instead of actually trying to make sure I learned anything (except for math. She sat down and made me do that poo poo at least a few times a month). are you my brother irl because lol
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god brought you together through something awful, so you could become a family again
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Roy posted:
weird how the stars are all stars of david THE JEWS CONTROL THE HOMECOMING COURT 
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Jukeboxblues posted:
Jesus loving Christ. 
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Sep 7, 2015 19:45
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what does edifying mean?
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edifying: hgaving the effect of turning you into a storefront
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nomadologique posted:edifying: hgaving the effect of turning you into a storefront thats a weird thing to have in the bible
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ed·dy ˈedē/Submit noun 1. a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool. synonyms: swirl, whirlpool, vortex, maelstrom "small eddies at the river's edge" that guys a dumbass. it turns you into water.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what does edifying mean? wordschristiansuse.txt
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My last girlfriend turned into a crazy fundie after regularly attending a hard line southern Baptist Church on the insistence of her family. Think I dodged a bullet there. MC Hawking fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Sep 7, 2015 |
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Ehud posted:wordschristiansuse.txt that doesn't really answer my question, and i am to lazy to look it up myself
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